Archives / Steve Drake
Review: Christmas Carol
It’s that time of year again so I decided to dig out some Yuletide porn knock-offs to review. ‘Tis the season, bitches. “Christmas Carol” is based loosely on… wait for it… Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” and features Polynesian sexpot Diva (1993′s “Oh My God, I Married An Anal...
Review: Dinner Party 1
Although Cameron Grant was clearly hired to replace Andrew Blake over at Ultimate Pictures when the latter started his own company (Studio A), he practically outdid the “Master” right out of the gate when it came to setting up steamy sex scenes. So, while all the window dressing Blake...
Review: Hollywood Vice
Premiering in 1984, Miami Vice became a mega-television hit, turning it’s two leads Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas into cultural icons. From the trademark white linen suit over a pastel blue T-shirt to the six-o’clock shadow, every male between 18 and 34 seemed to be looking to copy...
Review: Playing For Passion
A bored young couple (Giuseppe Verda and Carmen O’Mara) attempt to play a game show about porno. A group of clips are shown and a question follows, something like was Candi Evens wearing a watch in the scene, that kind of thing. Verda and O’Mara find themselves getting turned...
Review: Loose Ends
Loose Ends 1985. 104 mins. 4-Play Video Inc. (4-play). Produced/directed by Bruce Seven. Starring: Erica Boyer, Janey Robbins, Karen Summer, Rikki Blake, Summer Rose, Greg Rome, Harry Reems, Marc Wallice, Shone Taylor, Steve Drake, Tom Byron. (Crew) Executive Produced by Loretta Sterling. Written by Bridgette Royale. Cinematography by Michael...
Review: Girls And Guns
Recently, I watched a documentary on men who got aroused by furniture. The placement of the furniture in such a way was liken to a woman spreading her legs for these guys. These fetishers even designed their own website which received daily hits in the thousands. I didn’t get it,...
Review: Hollywood Starlets
Hollywood Starlets begins with an opening title card, setting up the purpose for the film: This movie is dedicated to all the would be starlets. Each year thousands of girls are attracted to the glitter of Hollywood’s lights. This is the story of three of them… Bruce Seven isn’t...
Review: Come As You Are
Typical of most Bobby Hollander productions, “Come As You Are” has an easy-going quality to it. Also typical is the cheap, slapped together feel of the film, which involves the standard ‘we’re having a party’ premise utilized in nearly every third production of the time. If anything screams desperation,...
