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Review: Total Reball

With the mega-budget “Total Recall” re-boot just around the corner and, no doubt, a hodge-podge of porn parody knock-offs on the way to cash in on it, it seemed an appropriate time to dig through my VHS collection and reclaim my prized copy of “Total Reball” if only for...

Review: Penetrator

Mad Dad Dan, the man responsible for such 80s parodies as “Flintbones“, “Splatman”, “Smeers”, “Nightmare on Dyke Street” and “Married With Hormones”, seemed to be having a ball penning this “Terminator” knock-off, something made abundantly clear about five minutes in when you realize that the hero-role essayed by Michael...

Review: Twin Peeks

Twin Peeks 1991. 84 Minutes. Director: George Wells (Credited as Gary Wells). Starring: Brandy Alexandre, Keisha, Nikki Wilde, Stacy Nichols, Trixie Tyler, Blake West, Eric Edwards, Jon Dough, Sebastian, Woody Blain. (Crew) Writer: George Wells (credited as Gary Wells). Producer: Jerry Ross. Editor: Eric Edwards. Cinematographer: Ken Chad. Art...

Review: Bazooka County 3

 A magazine editor (Force) searches for the perfect set of Double D breasts. She is introduced to variety of people in her quest. Pretty dumb set up for some really hot sexual encounters from some pro-ranks performers. Scene 1 Delta Force and Peter North; The film opens with muscular...