Archives / Ralph Long
Review: Kick Azz: A XXX Parody
Earlier this year, an Austrian man suspected of being a member of al Qaeda was detained by police in Berlin. He was reportedly carrying with him the most important haul of al Qaeda materials in the last year, aside from those confiscated in Osama bin Laden’s compound. According to...
Review: Gangbanged 4
Mason’s back with the next instalment in her award winning “Gangbanged” series. Yippee! I’m sure by now, you now the score: Women who have been in the business for a few years (sometimes decades) are somehow convinced to do some perverted things on camera that they have never done...
Review: Duke Fuckem XXX
Originally introduced to audiences in the summer of 1991 as a 2D platform game, Duke Nukem would evolve into the more popular Duke Nukem 3D game, which employed a unique central character, modeled after various ’80s cinematic action heroes, who spouted deadpan politically incorrect, snarky one-liners whilst delivering endless...
Review: Squirtamania 17
Last month while running some errands I ran into Mark DaWop, the image editor on VT, and, as usual, we broke into a conversation about movies, porn and otherwise. He informed me that he had a stack of DVDs to give me and wanted to know when would be...
Review: American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody
Tapping the Seth MacFarlane animated series for maximum porn parody chuckles, Jordan Septo does his best to give us the look, feel, tone and overall texture of the long running Fox series and he succeeds, for the most part. The script is laced with the usual pop culture riffs,...
Review: Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature
What a novel concept – a parody of a homage to an experience. Huh? Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s three hour film geek hemorrhage/50 million dollar attempt to recapture the head-spinning sensation of screening a movie in a grindhouse via a pair of short exploitation films surrounded by cheesy...
Review: Barely Legal 120
Hopelessly silly set-ups, a lack of credits, horrible acting and some going-through-the-motions sex scenes, “Barely Legal 120″ is a lackluster affair that has Otto Bauer’s fingerprints all over it. There’s nary even a hint of Bauer’s usual kinky hallmarks and woman-hating crap ie no anal gapes, very few near-pukes, etc. Just...
Review: Sex and the City: The Original XXX Parody
This is it, the last film in the Christina Saunders marathon. I really wanted to do more but honestly I simply couldn’t bare sitting through another Sex and the City permutation or spending one more second inside when I could be at the beach, or playing ball or doing...
