Archives / Chris Johnson
Review: Don’t Tell My Wife I Assfucked The Babysitter 3
Devil’s Film’s successful “Don’t Tell My Wife I Assfucked The Babysitter” line rolls on with four more babysitters offering up their sphincters in return for a little job security and/or sexy fun in this third, randy entry. The camera work provides an abundance of close-ups of gaping sphincters, enough...
Review: Poolside Pussy
Looking for summer, sipping vodka by the pool, porno fun, I decided to check out Hustler’s “Poolside Pussy”, not realizing that it was one of their undisclosed compilation tapes all dressed up like a feature. *Sigh* I hate comps. I loathe them. Alas, because I’m all heroic and shit, I decided...
Review: This Isn’t The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn 1
Brooding highschooler Bella Swan (Gracie Glam) moves to her father’s home in Forks, Washington and almost immediately becomes infatuated with a shifty classmate Edward Cullen (Chris Johnson), who is, as it turns out, a blood sucking vampire stuck in a teen boy’s body. Also vying for her attention is...
Review: Busty Invaders From Mars
Fourteen years ago performer turned director Jonathan Morgan (2009′s “Bottoms Up In Brazil“) lampooned the ’50s-era b monster movie with his “Double Feature” and “Bride of Double Feature”, and saw himself not only winning a mantle full of awards but the accolades of the industry, as well. Returning to...
Review: Wet Dream on Elm Street
Despite the publicity barrage surrounding the release of the film, most notably from Tom Byron, who produced and distributed the project through his self-titled Tom Byron Pictures label, I found myself severely underwhelmed by the whole thing. This is but another in Canadian-born director Lee Roy Meyers’ long resume...
Review: XXX Avengers
Despite taking its name from a UK TV series that ran from 61 to 69 and a popular Marvel comic line (and much anticipated upcoming Hollywood movie), this is not a parody per se. In reality it’s a satirical salute to the silliness of the cape ‘n’ tights subgenre...
Review: Babysitters Gone Bad
A series of vignettes involving babysitters taking on their employers while the kiddies nap. Only the third one deviates from formula. Individual set-ups feature the participants telling of the encounters via direct-to-camera addresses (not unlike what you might see in a typical reality show) which then play out for...
Review: Carwash Orgy
Ally Style (2010′s ”Cream In My Teen“), Brandy Aniston, Lizzy London, Lyla Storm, Mia Lelani, Rylie Richman and Zoe Voss (2011′s “Revenge Cuckold“) are proprietors of a small out of the way bikini car wash outfit. For those lucky individuals willing to make the trek through the deep woods (somebody shelled...
