Archives / Brian Surewood

Review: I’m A Cheerleader So Bang Me

A girl dressed in a cheerleader outfit reads off a letter supposedly written by a fan (Mark Kulkis is the actual author, well, according to the credits) who is looking for advice. Said advice is then acted out for our approval. Rinse and repeat this four more times and...

Review: Screw My Wife Please 22 (And Make Her Eyes Roll)

Bobby Rinaldi and aging swordsman Dave Cummings serve up more pretend married couples for cuckold enthusiasts. In five segments, a subservient husband agrees to watch as his wife is screwed senseless by an established porn stud (or studs). Designed using the reality porn gimmick, everyone by now knows that the...

Review: Spring Chickens 17

With the late Chico Wang the helm, you can almost bet that things will sink to a new misogynistic low – and they do. Lots of gross ass-gaping, pussy slapping, spitting in the woman’s face, and even one scene involving black girl Kapri Styles taking a double dose of...

Review: Slutty Professor

Sort of a take off on The Nutty Professor, but it reminded me more of Love Potion No. 9. Lil’ Bit, is a workaholic professor who invents a formula that is supposed to cause rats to want to screw. One day, Lil’ Bit decides to use the formula on...

Review: Internal Explosions 3

Chico Redfield directed only a handful of films between 2003 and 2005 and, for the most part, nobody really remembers them.   Why? Because he sucks? No. It’s because he obviously doesn’t care. It’s pretty clear that this is about money and nothing else. Art… style… passion… they can all...