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Review: This Ain’t Die Hard XXX

A bare bones porn knock off that tears out a huge chunk of the middle part of the film it’s parodying, including the bulk of its violent content, electing to leap-frog from the introduction of the sexy Russian sounding terrorists (Kimberly Kane, Capri Cavalli and Phoenix Marie) into the...

Review: Poolside Pussy

Looking for summer, sipping vodka by the pool, porno fun, I decided to check out Hustler’s “Poolside Pussy”, not realizing that it was one of their undisclosed compilation tapes all dressed up like a feature. *Sigh* I hate comps. I loathe them. Alas, because I’m all heroic and shit, I decided...

Review: Private Moments

Stuart Canterbury (2011′s “This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX – This Is A Parody“), a favourite of mine, does a lacklustre job of channelling the Andrew Blake style in this digital flash ‘n fizzle ode to female masturbation. A lot of style, not a lot of anything erotic, Canterbury...

Review: This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX – This Is a Parody

Pornifying Robert E. Howard’s monsterous Conan The Barbarian, might seem like a daunting task for any director, but not for industry legend Stuart Canterbury (1991′s “Juice Box“), a guy who carved out a name for himself in the business as the helmer of some of the best and biggest budgeted...

Review: Juice Box

Juice Box refers to a jukebox, a rendezvous spot and backdrop for a comedy of errors. Randy Spears and his wife, Dawn are supposed to be entertaining a client (Alexis) with his boss, Jeremy and his wife, Kane. Spears has never met the client so he sets up a...

Review: Pubic Enemy

In 2009, Michael Mann’s “Public Enemies” was released to mediocre reviews and a modest box office reception. The film starred Johnny Depp and Christian Bale, and was based on the Feds attempts to apprehend notorious gangsters John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd. As a period piece...