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Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody

Year: 2013
Runtime: 84
Distributor: Staxus Productions
Studio: Staxus Productions
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With 2013 releases of “Batman And Robin: An All-Male XXX Parody” by Manville and “Web of Sperm: A XXX Parody” by Staxus, it seems that the folks on the gay side are finally hopping on the super-hero porn parody bandwagon. It’s about time. Muscle-bound mano a mano team-ups and lurking homoerotic subtexts abound with almost as much prominence as spandex, if ever an art-form was ripe for some gay parodying, it’s comic book super heroes.

Milan Sharp in Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody Milan Sharp and Mark Archer in Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody

Xander Corvus has done an admirable job playing the Peter Parker/Spider-Man role in no less than 5 different films on the straight side. Here, twinkish Milan Sharp, a Staxus regular, steps in to fill the webslinger’s big shoes. Since the film, shot entirely in the Czech Republic with a cast of locals and a couple of Brits, is almost entirely dialogue free, Milan isn’t required to provide any quick witted comebacks, just jump around in red spandex and lay a beating or two into some baddies. He also finds time to pal around with his super hero friend, Batman. Yes, Batman makes an appearance. Sadly, no Robin. 39 year old director, Michael Burling, has delivered some DC-Marvel cross-over action something that will give comic book enthusiasts a wee sugar high whilst providing enough hot sex for gay audiences.

Muscular, tattooed Mark Archer slips into the old style Batman costume (the type worn by Adam West back in the 1966) to converse with, and later, throw a spirited fuck into the red-tighted hero. Unlike the ones used in the straight super hero parodies, the costumes aren’t adorned with a XXX but rather the original hero insignia. Not entirely sure how well that would go over if Marvel and DC ever caught wind of this little copyright/licensing infraction.

Kamyk Walker, Milan Sharp and Rob Tadeus in Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody Kamyk Walker, Milan Sharp and Rob Tadeus in Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody

When the film opens, Spidey has tracked a pair of street thugs, Kamyk Walker and Rob Tadeus (credits: Tim Law), across a building top to one’s of the goons small apartment hide-out. Rather than bring them to justice, he decides to let them go with a warning in return for a quickie. Kamyk, a skinny, blonde haired fellow with a star outline tattoo on his inner left wrist, helps Milan out of his costume before cramming his monster cock down his throat. Tadeus, a brunette with a good build and a tattoo on his right lower leg (outside calf) and another on his upper back/left shoulderblade, wants some of that action, moving Kamyk out of the way so he can cram Milan’s cock down his throat. Milan proceeds to rim Rob and then top both boys in a handful of positions. It’s fun seeing Kamyk’s soft cock getting harder and harder as he rides reverse cowboy on Milan’s cock. In missionary, Kamyk sprays cum across his own stomach as Milan pounds away. Rob follows up, spraying his load across Kamyk’s face and open mouth. This horns Milan up enough that he pulls out of Kamyk’s ass and launches an insane cumshot that reaches from Walker’s cock to his face. Milan might look like a boy but he shoots cum like a man.

Ryan Olsen in Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody Milan Sharp and Ryan Olsen in Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody

Arriving home, Spidey is too tired to take his costume off before falling asleep. The next morning, Ryan Olsen, a thin brunette, who I assume is Milan’s boyfriend, arrives at Milan’s house and immediately begins having his way with the sleeping radioactive arachnid man. He orals him until Milan stirs awake. Spidey is quick to oral his friend back before topping him in a trio of positions. To close, Milan and Ryan lay side by side. Milan strokes off his own cock until it burps up a load across his stomach. Ryan does not cum.

Milan Sharp, Skylar Blu and guy in Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody Milan Sharp and Skylar Blu in Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody

Later that day, Spiderman interrupts a robbery in progress. Leaving an establishment, Skylar Blu is accosted by a hooded fellow who pulls him into an empty building and demands his wallet. After kicking the goon’s butt and retrieving the stolen merchandise, Skylar decides to thank his rescuer by letting him stick his big cock up his ass. Skylar is a handsome brunette with a good build and a tattoo on his left buttcheek. Milan orals and rims Skylar before topping him in a trio of positions (doggy, reverse cowboy and missionary). Skylar really gets into the sexing, even doing some ass to mouth and shooting off a load while getting pounded in missionary. For his turn, Milan offers up yet another amazing cumshot, pulling out of Skylar’s asshole and shooting off a ridiculous stream of cum that flies up and past Skylar’s face, splashing on the floor behind him. He also manages to nail Skylar’s face, chest and neck too. Skylar cleans him off.

Milan Sharp and Mark Archer in Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody Milan Sharp and Mark Archer in Web Of Sperm: A XXX Parody

In the final segment, Batman and Spiderman head down a backlit stairwell, ending up back at Milan’s apartment. Hunky Mark Archer (credits: John Parker), as Batman, is powerfully built, with lots of tattoos including one on his right upper; a dog face on his right upper back/shoulder-blade and one on his left forearm that reads: “1957-2007” with the number “38” inked underneath. The two men suck each other’s cocks and then Archer tops Milan in doggy, reverse cowgirl and missionary. Milan sprays off a whopper across his own stomach (some flies past his own head) as he’s getting fucked in mish. Archer jumps up and spurts his genetic crap across Milan’s face and into his open mouth. Milan cleans him off. Archer grabs a towel and cleans him off. They kiss a little.

No condoms.

Date of Production: 26 February 2013 – 25 March 2013. Released: May 2013

Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 13 Oct 2013 | Reviews

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