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She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Year: 2013
Runtime: 92
Distributor: Vivid
Studio: Vivid Comix
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Braun’s latest comic book venture “She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody” finds the buff former wrestler turned pornstar, Chyna (2011’s “Backdoor To Chyna“), reprising her She-Hulk character for what amounts to her third adult film vehicle since signing with Vivid Entertainment. To my surprise, this cosplay actioner proved much more exciting than I had originally anticipated. Given her lacklustre turn in “Chyna is The Queen of The Ring”, one can’t fault me for my diminished expectations.

Chyna in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody guys in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Comic book fans should note that this is an origins movie not a sequel, and the events transpiring in this film (as well as “Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody”, for those who are paying attention) are laying down the foundation for “Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody” rather than flowing out from it. Reed and Sue Richards (Ryan Driller and Alexis Ford) of the Fantastic Four and Hawkeye, Eric Masterson, reprising his role, also make appearances here, something that should give comic book geeks the warm and fuzzies.

For her part, Chyna does quite well. Doused in a thick coat of green paint, she makes the most of her part, putting her massive body builder frame to use tangling with baddies and in a pair of hot and sweaty sex scenes. She actually seems into the sex this time out, especially when she gets some cosy time with Alexis Ford’s clit. There is a lesbian in there just waiting to get out. I just know it.

Gracie Glam in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Chyna in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Gracie Glam (2011’s “This Isn’t The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn 1“) plays Jessica Walters, a high powered, morally ambivalent attorney who we learn early on has had a recent blood transfusion courtesy her cousin, Bruce Banner, following a shooting. Comic book fans will most likely recognize that Bruce Banner and the Hulk are one and the same. With gamma radiated blood coursing through her veins, and with mobster and Hydra agents waiting to murder her around every corner, it doesn’t take long for the ramifications of said transfusion become to clear… and Glam’s greener side is allowed to emerge.

Gracie Glam and Mark Wood in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Gracie Glam and Mark Wood in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Waking up in a hospital, Jennifer Walters (Glam) is informed that she has been shot. The detective, Shylar Cobi (2013’s “This Ain’t Terminator XXX“) in a brief cameo, asks her to retrace the events leading up to the fateful incident. Glam recalls meeting with another attorney, Mark Wood (2013’s “How To Make A Cheap Porno 2“), in her office the previous night. The flashback plays out in all of its glory. It seems Glam is looking to close a deal by any means necessary. This includes sucking his dick and consenting to a solid pounding over his desk in a trio positions (missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl). Not exactly ethical but, hey, whatever works. Closing the deal on a creamy note, he gives her an open mouth facial for her efforts. She cleans him off.

Gracie Glam and Richie Calhoun in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Richie Calhoun in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

The next morning, Richie Calhoun (2012’s “Busty Invaders From Mars“), taking over the Bruce Banner part from Corey Mathews, who played him in the previous “Avengers” title, arrives at Gracie’s office in a huff. He’s panicky and upset but Gracie manages to get him to come clean about what is bothering him. As it turns out, his little secret isn’t so little. Actually it’s big and green and it’s destroying his life. The reason for his calling is that he needs her help to find a cure. He warns her that she might be in danger but she agrees to assist him anyway, leading to the inevitable shooting and blood transfusion, all of which occurs off screen.

Tara Lynn Foxx and Alec Knight in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Chyna in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Back to the current, nurse Tara Lynn Foxx (2012’s “Amateur Girls With Hairy Pussies“) is slipped a couple of bucks by a mafia goon to distract an on duty officer, played by Alec Knight (2004’s “Hooker Illustrated 7“). Scooting into an empty closet, Foxx orally services his baton until it erupts like a hydrant across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off. While all of this is going on, down the hall, a couple of Sopranos have snuck into Gracie’s room. As the goons try to shoot Glam up with a poison cocktail, her tidal wave of emotion spurned by the sudden duress that comes from being attempted murdered conjures forth the green monster known as She-Hulk. Chyna makes short work of the dopes before hopping out of the hospital window.

Chyna, Alexis Ford and Ryan Driller in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Chyna and Alexis Ford in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Later that night, Reed Richards (“OMG… It’s The Spice Girls XXX Parody” star Ryan Driller) and Sue Richards (“Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature” Star Alexis Ford) are paid a visit by Glam. She is scared and looking for help…and maybe a cure. Alexis, as invisible woman, is overcome with lust at the sight of Chyna’s huge, muscular frame. She can’t contain herself, and makes it clear to Chyna that she would like to sleep with her. Apparently Reed and Sue are swingers. Who knew? Sneaking off to a bedroom, the sexy hotties are all over each other, pawing, kissing and undressing each other like a couple of horny teenagers. “I’m so horny,” Ford whispers. Lots of mouth on clit action as the two girls swap back and forth. Hot and passionate which says a lot given the bizarre nature of the encounter.

Jennifer Dark in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Jennifer Dark and Alan Stafford in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

The next day, Madame Hydra, played by the sultry Jennifer Dark (2011’s “Katwoman XXX“), and her clown goons, kidnap Glam out of her car. Back at their lair, the Hydra scientists set about running tests on Jessica to see if they can duplicate whatever it is that makes her transform into the Hulk. Under the threat of death, Dark commands one of her henchmen, Alan Stafford (2010’s “Nanny On The Job“), in full body costume, to service her. The two swap oral pleasantries and then saddle up for some cowgirl, doggy and spoon action. He strokes off across tits.

Chyna and Eric Masterson in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Chyna and Eric Masterson in She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

With Hawkeye (“Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody” star Eric Masterson) assisting, Chyna is able to break free of her captors. She also lays waste to the compound in a show of destructive force (all off-screen, sadly). Afterwards, Hawkeye hits her up about joining the West Coast Avengers outfit he is assembling. “Are you propositioning me?” Chyna growls, not sure of how to take his offer. He  insists that his offer is strictly professional and that he’d like to utilize her ‘disability’ to better mankind. Chyna agrees and demands they seal the deal with sex. Okay. She orals him and then gets pounded her over a table in a trio of positions (missionary, spoon and doggy) culminating with a closed-mouthed facial on Chyna.

No condoms.

No production dates given. Released: April 1, 2012.

DVD 2 Disc extras include an 8 page comic version of the film from Iron Bear, a photo gallery, Vivid spam, a BTS and a non-sex version of the flick that runs around 15 minutes.

 

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Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 30 May 2013 | Reviews

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