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Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

Year: 2013
Runtime: 67
Distributor: Vivid
Studio: Vivid Celebrity
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Farrah Abraham, an aspiring model, author and former star of the MTV trash reality show “Teen Mom,” dips into the porn celebrity sex tape wading pool in a bid to extend her fifteen minutes. It worked for Kim and Paris – so why not her? – the ex-cheerleader from the Midwest reasoned. Farrah’s original intent to deceptively market the film as a leaked amateur video of herself and a boyfriend having a fling (as opposed to something that was professionally produced and intended for sale), fell apart when her co-star, porn heartthrob, James Deen (2013’s “Don’t Fuck My Sister“), spilled the beans. He acknowledged in an interview with TMZ (and RumorFix) that he and Farrah were not dating and he was hired to have sex with her after nobody in her immediate circle of friends would do it.

Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

With that, Farrah, in a straight to camera address filmed for Keek.com, acknowledged the intent to deceive, and that she had shot the tape with the sole purpose of selling it off to the highest bidder. Rather than run from the contentious video, Farrah decided to embrace it and treat it as both empowering, a way for her to better not only her life but the life of her child, and sexually liberating. She also couldn’t resist taking a swipe at Deen in the short address. Donning a ball cap with the Vivid logo emblazoned across the front, she proudly announced, “Why not sell the tape?” Absolutely.

Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

Of course, as you already know, Vivid Entertainment ultimately ponied up 1.5 million dollars for the right to distribute it. Shrouded in controversy, the film, titled “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom”, was released in May 16, 2013 and proved a force to be reckoned with. In a time when nobody pays for porn, customers lined up in droves eager to plop down green in order to see Ms. Abraham being anally de-virginized on film, even crashing Vivid’s website just hours after the company uploaded it to their server. “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” has since gone on to become the company’s most successful film venture, outselling all previous celebrity sex tapes.

Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

Yes, she’s slightly vapid, overly self-fixated and her vocal inflection is akin to a duckling being tortured in a Judas cradle but, that aside, she’s a pretty hot fuck. She’s also quite easy on the eyes, something of which can’t be said of a few other celebrity sex tapers (yes, I’m looking right fucking at you Paris). I have to admit, I find her to be quite a tempting dish. A little timid, a little fake, a little too eager to get the ‘backdoor’ deflowering portion of the scene over with (for obvious reasons – Deen’s big dick would scare anyone), Farrah takes awhile to warm up to her co-star (and vice versa). Only when they’ve gotten comfortable with each other, and settled into a hot, heavy-breathing, sleazy little fuck session, do things really come alive. That’s when she turns into an animal. Her speech becomes disorganized and incoherent, her pelvis moves up to meet Deen’s pump for pump and she even expels some steamy lady ejaculate across her bedroom carpet while getting boned against a wall… and then apologizes for it. It’s hot! She’s hot!

Farrah Abraham and James Deen in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and James Deen in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

When the film opens, Farrah is yapping about her shoes. Fingers on a chalkboard, for reelz. James Deen is behind the camera, shooting everything POV. There’s some of that nauseating flirty back and forth banter that is desperately trying to sell that they are dating. Yawn. “C’mon, boyfriend,” Farrah says, as she rushes upstairs. Deen follows close behind, getting a shot that will drive upskirt fetishists reaching for the slow-mo button. Up in her room, Deen helps her out of her pink dress. She finds a picture (it’s blurred) on a dresser beside a TV (which is perpetually flashing the time) and asks him about it. Wait, I thought they were at her house? Early symptoms of ideational apraxia glimpsed here as Farrah can’t seem to figure out how buttons work. “I forgot my brain,” she tells Deen. Girl, get that checked out. Seriously. There’s some POV oral complete with the requisite amount of eye/camera contact, ending with Farrah informing Deen, “We’re gonna do anal!” Deen is taken aback by her forwardness. “The first thing we’re gonna do is anal?” he mutters. Farrah doesn’t mince words in her reply: “Yeah!” While rushing around to get some lube, Farrah acknowledges that her ass cherry is still intact. And Deen is the lucky bastard who gets to pop it. During some pre-anal oral, Farrah also informs Deen, “You’re coming in me, later.” He doesn’t. Crawling into bed, Farrah takes matters into her own hands, reaching around and trying to cram Deen’s cock up her asshole. Deen wants to take things slow (so romantic, that Deen) and slinks down to lick her asshole. He opts for a little vaginal sex to start, screwing her missionary nice and slow. “Do me harder, baby! Do me harder! God!” Farrah screeches. Hot! “Stick it in my ass baby!” Farrah barks. “I can’t just stick my cock in your ass,” Deen tells her. He applies lube and inserts a finger into her butt before graduating up to his dick. “Oh my god, it’s so tight.” Deen growls upon entering her ass. Farrah loves it and tells him so. Some sweltering doggy style anal ends with a cut to a black screen and a confession from Farrah that she feels “numb.”

Farrah Abraham and James Deen in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and James Deen in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

Fading in from a black screen, the two are making love against a wall. ”Fuck that pussy, baby.” Farrah squeals before sending a volley of fuck juice across James’ leg and the carpet. “That’s my girl!” Deen growls. Looking slightly embarrassed, Farrah scoots down and starts sucking on Deen’s cock. “You squirted all over the floor,” Deen says with a chuckle. “I never squirt baby, that’s weird,” she mutters. After some standing doggy anal, the two move over to the bed for a scorching round of anal sex in reverse cowgirl. She orgasms yet again. Exhausted and in need of a short break, Deen rushes off to grab Farrah some water as she lay huffing and puffing in bed. “Was my ass tight baby?” Farrah wonders.

Farrah Abraham and James Deen in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and James Deen in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

Returning from break, Farrah is trying to hydrate. “I need another” Farrah mutters before walking off camera. Another what? Oh, I think I know. Looking a little more glassy eyed than earlier, Farrah returns and Deen spends a few minutes munching on her shaved holiest of holies. She admits that she’s not really interested in sex and would prefer to cuddle. What!?! “I thought I was supposed to fuck you in the ass,” Deen grumbles. They cuddle for a bit and Deen nudges her about, you know, the blue balls. Eventually they get to the sex and after only a few minutes of doggy style, poor Farrah is admitting defeat. “Are you coming?” James asks. “I’m gonna fucking cum,” she acknowledges. There’s some POV oral that ends with Farrah taking rope after creamy rope across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off and then complains that he got semen in her eye. She looks completely dazed here, mumbling some gibberish and wandering around the room like a zombie looking for a kleenex and settling on a pillow. “What are you doing, we have towels?” Deen mutters.

Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

Returning from yet another black screen, Deen wanders into the bathroom with a camera and films Farrah as she showers. Their cute and flirty banter quickly turns awkward as she grows increasingly annoyed by Deen’s intrusive presence. He leaves.

Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

Later that night, Farrah and Deen (still behind the camera) hop into a limo for an, I guess, evening on the town. She’s in a sexy tight red dress and no panties. There’s a great Sharon Stone leg cross moment where we get a really sexy shot of Farrah’s shaved pussy in all of its glory. This seems to rev Deen’s engine. Even though she is nervous that the driver might see them, Farrah agrees to masturbate for Deen. Later, she wants to see how many fingers she can get fit into her vagina. She manages to get four fingers in there. Deen adds four of his own into the mix. “I think you’re gonna fucking pop my vagina,” she growls before asking, “Do we have 8 in this bitch?” Deen acknowledges that indeed she does. This seems to drive Farrah crazy. “Work it! I fucking love this shit!” she barks. Later, she wonders aloud why she isn’t able to fist herself. Hot! Some wonky edits and a brisk shot of what appears to be a full fisting from Deen culminates with Farrah blurting “I’m a fucking slut” before orgasming on Deen’s hand. Wait, was that a full-fisting? Just as they are finishing, the limo driver can be heard yelling something to them. Farrah suddenly realizes that a cop has pulled up beside the limo. She freaks out, knocking the camera away and shrinking into the seat.

Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

It seems the cop drove on without incident because it’s business as usual when we cut back. Farrah lubes up a dildo which she has nicknamed ‘the magic wand’ and inserts it inside her vagina. Deen films her as she cranks out her umpteenth orgasm of the film before calling it a day.

No condoms.

No production dates given. Released: May 16, 2013.

 

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Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 29 May 2013 | Reviews

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