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OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody DVD Front

OMG… It’s the Spice Girls XXX Parody

Year: 2013
Runtime: 122
Distributor: Juicy Entertainment
Studio: Septo Studios
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It’s 2013. Are the Spice Girls still relevant? Were they ever? Not entirely sure why anyone would deem them worthy of a parody, given that the band itself seems a parody – a really bad one – of a musical group. On the other hand, they are five hot women and I’m sure there’s enough residual fan worship out there eager to see the girls getting their fuck on to, I guess, justify its existence.

Dani Daniels, Dani Jensen, Allie Haze, Jessie Rogers and Misty Stone in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody Jessie Rogers and Misty Stone in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody

Capitalizing on the success of the dangle and wave boy band fad in the UK and across the ocean, the Brits conspired to churn out an all girl pop group in the same vein, the Spice Girls, to compete with guys. Vile people, those Brits. Granted, us Canadians dumped fucking Bieber on the world, so I guess we’re not much better. The group consisted of five girls, Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm and Geri Halliwell (each with a cute nickname including Posh, Scary, Sporty, Baby and Ginger). For over a decade they turned their neo-feminist empowerment mantra “girl power” and their homogenized, studio produced crap… er… music and into a tidal wave of worldwide success. This included four albums, a movie and a less than spectacular reunion tour in 2007.

Jessie Rogers, Dani Jensen and Misty Stone in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody Allie Haze, Dani Jensen and Misty Stone in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody

I kind of expected “OMG… It’s the Spice Girls XXX Parody” to follow the “Spice World” movie to some extent. It doesn’t. Instead it presents a bunch of backstage anecdotes in which the girls get frisky with their manager, magazine writers and each other, as well, there’s real-life nods to the internal problems and jealousy that ultimately saw the band parting ways in late 1999/early 2000. To Septo’s genuine credit, the casting is pretty good. Here’s the roll call: Posh is played by Allie Haze (2013’s “Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody“). Sporty is played by Dani Daniels (2012’s “Lexi“). Scary is played by Misty Stone (2012’s “Misty Stone Superstar“). Ginger is played by Dani Jensen (2012’s “Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody“). Baby is played by Jessie Rogers. Minus some curious English accents (or non accents – watch for some hilarious dubbing), the girls could pass for the real deal if you saw them driving by you fleetingly on a Greyhound on the highway.

Allie Haze and Ryan Driller in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody Allie Haze and Ryan Driller in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody

When the film opens, Allie Haze (wearing a bad “Posh” wig, mini-skirt and thong) is being interviewed by a magazine writer, Ryan Driller (2013’s “This Ain’t Die Hard XXX“), backstage following a studio session. It seems Posh is getting all the interviews of late and the girls are starting to resent her for it. Driller piles on the praise in an attempt to get into Posh’s pants. It works. Posh is not such an innocent girl and before long the two are going at it hot and heavy. The two swap oral pleasantries and then they groove in a handful of positions (missionary, cowgirl, doggy, cowgirl and doggy again) on several pieces of furniture ending with him spurting off across her ass.

Jessie Rogers, Misty Stone and Xander Corvus in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody Jessie Rogers, Misty Stone and Xander Corvus in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody

Xander Corvus (2012’s “Venus In Furs“) as a writer for a fictional music magazine, Video Slave (or Slayer?), suddenly finds himself the centre of attention when Jessie Rogers (Baby) and Misty Stone (Scary) happen upon him in the studio green room. Even though they don’t know him so well, the girls collectively decide to let love lead the way, getting down with his cock in a scene that would surely make headlines. Misty and Jessie are eager to please and seem ready to launch their tummy contents across the carpet a few times during the deep-gagging oral session. Upon getting to the penetration, the girls seem almost more into each other than Xander, enthusiastically attacking each others vajajays as Xander trades off screwing them in a number of positions. Ain’t nobody gonna sleep that night. “Oh my god, this is hot,” Jessie blurts, rubbing herself off to Xander and Misty making love. After bumping scaries with both women in every combination imaginable, he squirts his spice across their faces. They kiss and swap his man-gook.

Dani Daniels and Danny Mountain in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody Dani Daniels and Danny Mountain in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody

Tension and jealousy rears its head in the next scene when Dani Daniels (Sporty) unloads on her boyfriend, Danny Mountain (2011’s “Angel Face 2“), about her sudden disillusionment with being in a successful but coming apart at the seams musical group. The demands are too much and the payoff is too little, she feels. Mountain is supportive of her desire to get away from it all and confesses that whatever her future holds, he wants to be there with her. Even if she chooses to walk away from it all, he’ll be there. Ah. Ye Ye Ye, she melts in his eyes. Looks like Sporty be wanting some candy for her next best superstar, so, in short time, the two become one. She goes down on him and then they both spend a few minutes drooling on the others private bits before jumping into a hot, energetic tussle. Ticking down a bevy of positions including doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon and missionary, Danny doesn’t have to think about it, electing to spurt his load deep inside Dani’s babymaker. He pulls out in time to spurt off a tiny dribble across her pussy. She digs it out with her fingers and licks them. She cleans him off.

Dani Jensen and Evan Stone in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody Dani Jensen and Evan Stone in OMG... It's the Spice Girls XXX Parody

Next, Dani Jensen (Ginger) confesses to the group’s manager, Simon, played by talented character actor Evan Stone (2010’s “Bangkok Wives“), that she feels lonely… “like an outsider.” Ginger has a desire for some attention and Simon is happy to take care of her little problem. Working with a crappy English accent and ill-fitting wig, Stone makes the best of it, lifting Jensen up onto his desk and munching her furry fire-crotch for all he’s worth. He screws her in missionary and reverse cowgirl. In spoon, Stone tries to cram his balls inside her pussy along with his cock. “Oh, will they fit?” Dani whispers. Adorable. Struggling away, he manages to get them inside and Jensen loses it, screeching: “Oh my fucking god!” Moving into doggy and missionary, Stone opts to release deep inside Jensen’s steamy pleasure pit. Pulling out, Dani reaches down and strokes out any excess across her pubes, allowing the rest to leak out of her pussy.

No condoms.

No production dates given. Released on: 2/13/2013.

2 DVD set. DVD 2 extras include a 37 minute bts, photo-gallery, cumshot comp, three trailers and three bonus scenes featuring Allie Haze and Seth Gamble screwing from “Saturday Night Fever XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody”; Jessie Rogers and Evan Stone from “OMG… It’s the Ghost XXX Parody” and Dani Jensen and Rocco Reed from “My Daddy Doesn’t Know I’m A Little Ho”.

Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 08 May 2013 | Reviews

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