Heading off to Vegas with his most recent galpal, meathead Everhard forgets that his little sister, Kayden Kross (2010’s “Kayden’s College Tails“), is visiting from out of town for the weekend. His trip is already planned so Erik implores his two room-mates, Deen and Ferrara, to show her a good time until he gets back. Everhard has one rule for his two mates: ‘Don’t fuck my sister!’ Too bad Erik doesn’t realize how badly his little sis is craving the cock. In just 48 hours, Kayden makes short work of the two roomies, hopping into the sack with both men in a pair of scorching encounters. Wait until big brother finds out.
“Don’t Fuck My Sister” plays like a sexed up sitcom comedy aimed at the post-college crowd, complete with a trio of simpleton slackers, a smart, sexually aggressive woman and lots of chuckle-ready dialogue. A nice return to form for Robby D. (2010’s “Slut Worthy“) after his recent jaunt into horror-porn with “Watch Over Me”, a dark little thriller that saw James Deen essaying the role of a psychopath.
This is some good work on D.’s part and the minimal plot turned out to be a lot of fun. Granted, I think a more appropriate title would have been, “Don’t Let My Sister Fuck You.” By flipping it around and making Kayden the instigator of the sex, instead of Deen and Ferrara, the film proved a lot more interesting and enjoyable than I had anticipated.
Substituting a morning coffee for a little ass slapping fun, Jada Stevens (2011’s “Anal Prom Queens“) and Erik Everhard (2012’s “Lily Carter Is Irresistible” ) suddenly find themselves drifting back up to the bedroom when their cutesy kitchen flirtation gets them all hot and bothered, much to the dismay of the videogame obsessed, Deen. “C’mon, guys… Don’t fuck with my game!” he barks. Down the road, Erik’s sis finds herself stranded when her left front tire pops. Given that Erik’s a little pre-occupied with Ms. Stevens, it’s no wonder her calls to him go unanswered. She’s forced to hoof it up to his home in the hills. Welcome to San Fernando, Kayden.
Erik and Jada two turn in a scorcher of a scene. Rarely do I enjoy Erik Everhard’s scenes as I find him to be far too robotic in his sexing, but I have to give the man his props for this one. He’s fully engaged here. Given how sexy his partner is, it makes sense. Ms. Stevens, here sporting bronze skin and the best legs in porn, strips and swaps oral pleasantries with the Canadian mongrel before bending over for some doggy-style sex. She’s a gorgeous woman and her constant eye contact smoulders. In cowgirl, we get a wonderful visual of her booty, including a pair of nasty bruises on the right cheek, as it bounces on Erik’s cock. Christ, even the bruises look sexy on this girl. Moving into reverse cowgirl, Erik and Jade seem desperate to out-fuck each other. Cock and pussy crash into each other at 100 miles an hour and, not surprisingly (sorry Lee Roy), things hit a fever pitch culminating with Jada cumming on said cock. Erik blasts spunk across her perfect ass and then spends several minutes jiggling it.
Passing Kayden on the road, Alison Tyler (2011’s “House Of Ass 14“) arrives to give James Deen (2013’s “My Girlfriend’s Mother 4“) a piece of her mind. Apparently they had scheduled to meet for morning breakfast but Deen was too caught up in his videogame to remember. Tyler is incensed but agrees to forgive him if he’ll eat her pussy good. “I can do that,” Deen mutters, shrugging his shoulders. Tall, sexy and with big juicy tits, Tyler is simply awesome. She lays back to let Deen service her and then returns the favour with heaping helpings of eye contact. Tyler takes the Deen cock in missionary and reverse cowgirl, spewing very unlady-like cusswords as she rides. Hot! Not long and the girl is giving up the ghost, orgasming loudly on Deen’s cock as they tick down cowgirl and doggy. Right after she does her thing, James is ready to do his thing. She spins around to take his massive (!) cumshot across the face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off.
After Kayden arrives, Manuel chauffeurs her down the mountain to her car and changes her tire for her. Chivalry is not dead. Later, he shows her around the house eventually ending up in his own room. Kayden plops herself down on his bed and then starts in with the flirtatious chit chat. “Does this make you feel uncomfortable?” Kayden says. It does. Sensing where things are headed, Manuel points out that he is currently in a relationship. Kross doesn’t care. Not one bit. She is persistent, muttering, “I’m gonna kiss you now.” Manuel relents. The two settle into a steamy make out/mutual disrobing session that morphs into Manuel eating her out. Ferrara’s over-anxiousness gets the better of him. He scoots up, liberates his cock from its fabric constraints and slips it inside Kayden’s pussy. Even Kayden seems surprised by his forwardness. Catching himself mid-pump, Manuel backs off. He lets her suck on his cock a bit before getting back into the penetration. Eager or not, Kayden is fully aroused during the session. Her nipples, which are jutting out further than I’ve ever seen nipples jut, provide the evidence. Wow! The scene is a quickie, as if the two are letting off a little sexual steam and nothing more. After only two positions, cowgirl and missionary, Manuel is lining up her open mouth and face for a whopper of a cum-shot. Kayden is a lady, electing to keep her eyes open as the Ferrara’s semen ropes splash across her face. I love that! She cleans him off, sucking out every last drop and swallowing it down.
Downstairs, still flush from the sex, Manuel (2013’s “Babysitter 7“) hands Kayden off to Deen who offers to hang out with her for the day so that Manuel can rush off to the shopping date his girlfriend, Lily Carter (2011’s “Angel Face 2“), had planned. Catching up with them hours later, Manuel and Carter are up in his bedroom sorting through bags. Carter is dressed really sexy here, with tight jeans and a low cut top. What a mid-section. Lily is feeling frisky after all the shopping. She tickles and wrestles with Manuel, kick starting another really hot scene. Manuel eats her bald pussy as Ms. Carter jolts and seizes up. Totally hot. She orals him and takes him in missionary and doggy. Moving into cowgirl, Lily hits her stride, rocking her pussy on and off his cock with some serious intensity. How Manuel can last as long as he does is beyond me. Carter has such a great ass, it almost gives Jada’s earlier a run for its money! Notice I said almost. Ticking down reverse cowgirl and spoon, Manuel scoots up and sprays a crazy six shot load across her face and into her open mouth. It’s a lot of semen. “Oh my god!” Carter gasps as the cum starts flying. She cleans him off and swallows.
Returning home later that night from their date, Deen and Kross play some videogames. Deen is impressed with her mad skillz and is soon wrestling the joystick away from her in an effort to save face. She gives him a pec on the cheek. Another hot scene ensues. Deen kisses and feels her up. She gets down and starts sucking his cock getting him ready for some scorching sex. He returns the favour, eating her and stuffing inside her in missionary. Deen is uncharacteristically rough here, pulling her up by her hair and making her tea bag him for a really long stretch. Rolling her up in the pile-driver position, Deen jackhammers into her full blast, followed by some doggy and spoon. To finish, James strokes off across her face and into open mouth. Kayden starts laughing as Deen’s cum flies everywhere. Once again, it’s a lot of cum. What vitamins do these guys take? Jesus. She cleans him off and swallows.
D.O.P.-: April 27, 2012. Release Date: April 22, 2013.