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Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun DVD Front

Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Year: 2012
Runtime: 139
Distributor: Vivid
Studio: Vivid Comix
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Hold on while I put on my ComicBookGirl19 hat (God, I wanna eat her… er… spaghetti). Okay. Anyway, so “Superman vs The Amazing Spider-Man” happened in 1976. For those not in the know, it was the first time in their long histories that Marvel and DC Comics had attempted to cross-over characters. Over twenty editors, writers and artists from both companies worked on the project which was deemed the ‘The Battle of the Century’. It was, as Joe Biden would say, “A big fucking deal.” Now, nearly 40 years later, the porn gods have decided to go back to that inviting well, and do something that not even Hollywood with all of its money and bluster (or probably because of) could do – have the alien from Krypton do battle with the radioactive spider-boy on the big… er… small screen. Woot! Woot!

 

Axel Braun, son of legendary filmmaker Lasse Braun, clearly inspired by Marvel’s venture, has spent the past couple of years creating some history for which to stage this epic duel. First he released “Superman XXX: A Porn Parody” in early 2011. It was okay. Later that year he helmed “Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody” and, yeah, with talented Xander Corvus in the lead, it proved a pretty damn good time, and even worked to set up not only the “Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody” movie, but a possible Spidey sequel, as well. In 2012, Braun decided to capitalize on said foundation by skipping a “Spider-Man XXX” sequel and going directly where Hollywood couldn’t – shooting a super-hero cross-over versus movie. Epic! Various cast members from both “Superman XXX: A Porn Parody” and “Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody” are re-assembled with all the main actors reprising their roles, including Andy San Dimas (as Lois Lane), Capri Anderson (as Mary Jane Watson), Sarah Shevon (as Betty Brant), Lily Labeau (as Liz Allan-Osborn), Tyler Knight (as ‘Robbie’ Robertson), Will Ryder (as Perry White) and Rob Black (as J.J. Jameson).

 

While Ryan Driller (2011’s “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody“) seems a little more confident this time around playing Clark Kent/Super-Man, it’s Xander Corvus (2012’s “Dirty Little Schoolgirl Stories 5“) who seems to have the best time. Given that it’s his third stint in red spider-tights and the fact that he was bestowed the film’s funniest lines, it’s probably no wonder. Nothing but old hat for the talented Cannibal Corpse loving actor/musician. James Bartholet (2010’s “Trash Talk“) also returns to the fray, reprising his role as Doc Ock and hamming it up to 11 as he’s prone to do. By contrast, Eric Masterson (2010’s “Fairy Tale“), one of the better actors in the business, is deadly serious in his second turn as cruel and conniving Lex Luthor. Alexis Texas (2011’s “Revenge Cuckold“), as Eve Teschmacher, also returns in her side-kick role double-crossing her man for a shot at some girl-on-girl action. Can’t blame her. Various other super-heroes/villains are introduced including Black Cat (Jazy Berlin), Supergirl (Kagney Linn Karter), Spider-Woman (Jenna Presley) and even a cameo by Michael Vegas (2012’s “My Anal Schoolgirl“) as Harry Osborn/Green Goblin 2. It’s enough to give any comic book cum porn geek the sugar high shivers.

 

For obvious reasons, this parody leans only sporadically on the original ’76 comic mostly for set-up as the limited budget doesn’t allow for the more fantastical aspects of the comic book to play out. No flying spaceships or gigantic tidal waves here, kids. Sorry. It’s just the basics, including lots of building tops, some decent CG Doc Ock arms, cool costumes and a cadre of nicely choreographed fight sequences. There’s even some clever nods to the Richard Donner “Superman” flick.

 

When the film opens, Spidey is in the process of stopping a bank robbery already in progress. As the police lead away the culprits, he’s forced to do battle with the frisky blonde in a black mask who masterminded the whole thing. It’s Black Cat played with sassy awesomeness by the gorgeous Jazy Berlin (2011’s “This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian – This Is A XXX Parody“). She’s looking positively yummy in her tight-fitting black latex outfi, I must admit. ComicBookGirl19 hat back on. The Black Cat/Felicia Hardy character first appeared on the Marvel landscape in 1979 and, apparently, was based on an old Tex Avery cartoon. A rape victim turned thief extraordinaire, Felicia/Cat, a member of the Marvel Divas for a brief stint, had an on again/off again relationship with Peter Parker/Spider-Man before landing in the arms of Puma in later years. Hat off. Still smarting over the botched robbery, Cat decides to settle the score with her old frenemy by first fighting him and then screwing him right there on top of the building. It’s a lengthy bump ‘n’ grind as Xander and Jazy run down a trio of positions including doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl etc. before he erupts radioactive Spidey-semen across her tits and upper chest.

 

While returning home, Spidey spies his Aunt’s boarder, Dr. Octavius aka Doc Ock (Bartholet) making off in full costume. Down at the bank, Spidey finds him as he attempts to break into a bank vault. Off to jail for him. Over in Metropolis, Lex Luthor (Masterson) and Eve Teschmacher (Texas) are enraged to learn that Superman has stopped the missiles they have launched at America in a botched real estate scheme (a nice nod to the 1978 Richard Donner/Christopher Reeve “Superman” movie). They are soon confronted by none other than Supergirl (Kagney Linn Kater), who is there to settle a score for her currently pre-occupied cousin, Kal-El/Superman. The Supergirl/Kara Zor El/Linda Lang character first appeared in DC Comics in 1959 as a female alternative to Superman. In 2011, for Exquisite, on their Extreme Comixxx line, Rob Black cast Alanah Rae as Supergirl in “Supergirl XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody”. Sadly, since Exquisite and Vivid rarely do actor cross-overs in their own super hero universes (Jordan Lane being the rare exceptional, as he played The Hulk in Exquisite’s “Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody” and reprised the character the very next year for Vivid’s “Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody”). In place of Alanah, Kagney, who played a variation of Supergirl in Bluebird’s “Katwoman XXX” called Superchick, does a decent job in red cape and tights. Going back to the Donner well, Lex gets the upper hand on Kagney with a piece of hidden Kryptonite. Placing a chain made of the green glowing stuff around her neck, he leaves her in the care of Eve as he rushes out to take care of some business. Pleas to save her mother don’t work (another nod to Donner’s movie) as Eve/Texas wants something else in return for taking the chain off Super-girl’s neck. She wants to taste that Super-pussy. Kagney agrees. It’s a lengthy girl on girl tussle as these two gorgeous gals spend plenty of time drooling and fingering each other in multiple positions. Texas’ glorious ass is framed up nicely perched atop Kagney’s face for a long turn. God that woman has a nice ass! Definitely ranking up there with Ariana Jollee’s and Nina Hartley’s as one of the best.

 

Lex is soon arrested and tossed in the clink with Dr. Octavius. Lex somehow manages to slip some C4 into the jail ala a skin strip and promptly busts them out. At the Daily Bugle, Lois Lane, Perry White and Clark Kent have arrived from the Daily Planet to help out with the big Luthor/ Octavius story. Watch for original cast members in brief nonsex cameos. Rob Black, nominated by both Xbiz and AVN for his turn as J.J. Jameson last time around, has a ball reprising the cigar chomping character alongside Will Ryder, as Perry White, gruffly barking out orders to his staffers and getting the Jerry Springer giddies when Sarah Shevon (as Betty Brant) decides to duke it out with Andy San Dimas (Lois Lane) before being broken up by Peter and Clark. Awesome!

 

Back at his lair, baldie lays out a trap for Superman and Spider-Man. It plays out later that night, as Lois Lane (San Dimas) is taken hostage by Doc Ock in a dark alley. Lex informs Superman via dog frequency thing that he must bring him Spider-Man to him or he will kill Lois. Superman immediately zips off to Flash’s apartment where he finds Harry Obsorn’s wife, Liz, played Lily LaBeau (2011’s “Fuck The Babysitter“), and Mary Jane Watson, played by former Charlie Sheen mistress, Capri Anderson, both reprising their roles from the previous film, lolly-gagging inside. Watson agrees to help Superman find Spider-Man but she wants something in return – a little steel, if you get my drift. Har har. Yeah, I suck. It’s a lengthy threeway with both girls getting multiple turns on Driller’s pole. Lily, currently nominated for an Xbiz award for her turn in Graham Travis’ awesome “Wasteland”, is looking prettier than ever and her legs… well, they are killing me. Damn those legs are looking nice. After twenty or so minutes of non-stop fucking, Driller pops across both girls faces and into their mouths. They take turns cleaning him off.

 

Superman eventually finds Spider-Man on top of, you guessed it, a building. Apparently he is looking for Doc Ock and is roughing up one of Luthor’s cronies (played by LA film critic and Crave Online editor William Bibbiani) for information. Superman interrupts said interrogation, allowing the thug to rush off. Incensed, Spidey decides to duke it out with Superman. Needless to say, without even so much as a punch thrown on his end, Superman is able to knock Peter out cold.

 

Arriving at Luthor’s lair, Superman is tricked by Doc Ock’s arms which have been coated with Kryptonite courtesy Luthor. He is forced to watch as Masterson screws San Dimas (2011’s “Rezervoir Doggs“) who is being held hostage inside a cage. “If I suck your cock, you better fuck me really good,” Dimas barks. “I just wanted her to suck my cock,” Luthor mutters in surprise. “Just don’t swallow, Lois,” comes Superman’s hilariously absurd reply. Anyone looking for some pseudo rape shenanigans had better look elsewhere as Dimas and Masterson are fully engaged and fully into each other. Propping open the door the cage just enough, the couple have steamy sex in two positions, missionary and doggy, culminating with Eric spraying across Andy’s face and into mouth. She cleans him off.

 

Spider-Man wakes up just in time to save Superman from Doc Ock’s claws but is quickly knocked flying thanks to a well placed blast from Lex. Spider-Woman/Jessica Drew (Jenna Presley) arrives just in the nick of time to save Superman from having his neck snapped by Luthor. The day is saved and Spidey and Supe decide to part company on good terms. Upon learning that he is the only super-hero not gifted with the power of flight, Xander gets to deliver the films funniest line here: “So really, I’m the only one here that cant fly? That’s great!” History lesson cue: Spider-Woman/Jessica Drew first appeared in Marvel comics in 1977 and frequently appeared alongside Spidey as a sort-of girl side-kick.

 

Jenna Presley (2010’s “Masturbation Nation 6“), who has since retired, does a decent job here especially given how tight and uncomfortable her latex suit looks to fit her. She agrees to give ol’ Spidey a lift back to New York. Once there, Jess has Spidey admit that she saved the day and demands that he pay her back with, of course, sex. Their hilarious comic book banter spilling over onto the screen. Beyond cool. Right there in the alley, Spidey throws his gender alternative over a wood crate and screws her in five awkwardly filmed (lots of low angles) positions. Jenna is her usual verbal self and the sex is uber-scorching. Xander erupts spurts across her latex outfit/upper chest and she cleans him off.

A parting shot of Harry Osborne (Michael Vegas) examining his Green Goblin costume gives us a little taste of what is in store for next year’s “Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody” sequel.

No condoms.

Production Dates: February 12, 2011 to April 5, 2011.

DVD Extras include a bts segment, trailers, a nonsex version, bloopers, photo gallery and other Vivid spam.

Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 21 Nov 2012 | Reviews

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