Digging through my DVD collection, I came across this biddy from 2007. The title conjured up so many kinky, perverted images in my mind that I just had to give it a look-see. I wasn’t disappointed. Jordan Septo (2011’s “OMG It’s The Nanny XXX Parody“) boldly offers up five horny teenage girls eager to get fucked proper by a cadre of hunky, and equally horny, guys, and, of course, drink their cum. Oh, and there’s also Lexi Belle looking all goth with jet black hair, and McKenzee Miles showing off her natural tits (god, I miss those babies). It’s Halloween and I’m in a festive mood, so let’s get to it.
“I’m so horny right now,” whispers Maya Hills (2007’s “Teacher And Me“) to open the first scene. In bra and panties, she preens and later strips for Septo’s camera before settling down to answer some questions, namely her age. “I’m only 18,” she tells Septo, trying to sound all innocent and shit. Not buying it. Talon (2012’s “Gamer Hotties“), looking uber-buff and with his head shaved, accosts her from behind. The two ‘porno kiss’ and then it’s time for a little romance. She drops to her knees and gets to work making a mess deep-gagging on his cock. Talon is rougher than usual here, slapping Hills hard across the face and choking her almost incessantly. Maya seems into it, so who am I to judge? In fact, if one didn’t know better, you’d think she was intentionally trying to spur him to a more aggressive posture. He bites. Following some hard-pounding cowgirl and doggy style sex, in which she orders him to pull her hair, it’s during missionary where she really antagonizes him, wondering why he isn’t bringing his A-game and asking, “Am I too much for you?” Forget about it. Talon straps on the gloves and he’s off. Talon commences tossing her around, slapping her across the face (almost non-stop) and choking her out to the point where she actually has to physically try to remove his hand from her neck. Watch for head as it turns pale white in contrast to her body which is tanned and reddish colored. Maya, as I said, seems to enjoy, even muttering “beautiful!” at some point. While Maya may have approved, my boy Lee Scott over at AdultDVDTalk didn’t, even going so far as to cite the scrappy opener in his decision to downgrade the overall rating of the film. Personally, I loved it. After ticking down reverse cowgirl, spoon and missionary, Talon rewards her with a cumshot to the face and into her open mouth. She swallows.
The always adorable Sindee Jennings (2007’s “Love Squirts“) is up next.”I’m a 19 year old slut,” she tells Jordan Septo (credits: Jordan R. Septo), while rubbing one off. She confesses that she wishes she had a couple of guys to sleep with. The camera pulls back to reveal Alex Sanders (2006’s “What’s Up Her Ass 2“) and Jenner (2010’s “I’ll Fuck Your Wife If You Fuck Mine 1“) sitting in the room. She strips and joins them. Sanders makes some comment about how he is 40. “I love it when they’re old like that,” Jennings mutters. She commences double sucking them and making a slobbery mess of herself. “Show all the boys in school how you suck dick,” Sanders mutters. Soon Sanders and Jenner takes turns swapping out her pussy and mouth. Jennings, as she is prone to do, can’t resist spraying fuck juice everywhere. And when I say everywhere, I mean, like, everywhere… on everything! Her two lovers, the camera, the floor and even herself, get drenched in so many squirts that it would take a pad and paper to keep tally. I stopped cunting after 10. Sindee even nails herself in the face with her teen-spray during a particularly scorching pile driver pounding. Can’t really blame the boys for wanting to stuff their cocks up her pussy together at one point. Sadly, a dpp never comes to pass and after a few more minutes of pussy and mouth swapping, Sanders and Jenner take turns spraying their cum across her face and into her mouth. She swallows both loads.
Pale-skinned, tattooed goddess Jaylynn Sinns (credits: Jay Lynn) sits around oozing hotness to open the next scene. She tells Septo that she is 19 and then, almost immediately, she is joined by Cheyne Collins (2007’s “Sweet Young Things 1“), who spends a few minutes smooching with her, as any sane guy would. Jaylynn (2006’s “Spring Chickens 17“) gets to sucking his dick which turns into a sloppy Gag Factor type deal when he drapes her over the edge of the couch. Duck sounds included. Returning the favour, Collins munches on her shaved box and then screws her missionary and cowgirl. “Atta girl,” Cheyne mutters taking note of how much his partner is enjoying herself. Three positions later and Jaylynn is begging for the creamy stuff. “I want it! I want it in my mouth,” she commands. He has no problem with that, ripping off a load across her face and into her open mouth. She swallows. Seconds later, a still turned-on Cheyne manages to get off a second juicy load across her face and into her mouth. What a man! Without missing a beat, she swallows that one down too. Hot scene!
I have to admit, I have a bit of a thing for McKenzee Miles (2010’s “Tough Love 19“), now better known as Blaklee Maddox, the co-host of the cable show “Naughty But Nice”. She’s so easy on the eyes it almost hurts. Here she is fresh – only 19 (at least that’s what she tells Septo) – and still has her smallish, natural breasts, so the shit is all good in so many ways. Steven French (2005’s “Girlvert 8“), sporting a Ken Wahl hairdo, and Sergio (2010’s “Gang Bang Darlings 8“), the athletic stud of nearly 600 titles, join her in a too small bed. She sucks both cocks, making a mess of herself. French, ever the romantic, scoots around and licks her asshole while she’s handling Sergio’s business. The boys swap out her mouth and pussy in a lengthy multi-positioned tussle that finds her gaping her vag super-wide for her two handsome lovers. To finish, the boys give her a couple of open mouth facials for her efforts. She cleans them off and swallows their loads.
For the final scene, we have a very young looking Lexi Belle (2012’s “Lexi“) complete with black hair and a nervous smile. She tells Septo that she is 19 years old and then proceeds to cram three fingers into her pussy, opening it up for Septo and her soon to be lover, Jerry (mistakenly credited in some databases for this film as his real-life father, Jay Huntington). Jerry (2012’s “Highway Hoes“) eventually joins her and with nary a word exchanged or a glance at her face, starts tonguing her pussy. Seconds later, he’s balls deep in her pussy in doggy style. He’s too eager. He could have at least let her get undressed. After that, the scene becomes more normalized as she disrobes, performs oral sex on him and gets screwed in about six positions ending with an open mouth facial. She cleans him off and swallows.
Date of Production: February 27, 2007. Release Date: May 31, 2007