“Fairy Tale” is a fun little movie from writer Jennifer Allison (her final film) and director Michael Raven, involving a pair of newlyweds, Stormy Daniels and Eric Masterson, forced to contend with a mischievous 12 inch fairy (Kaylani Lei) living in the garden of their newly purchased suburban home. Masterson is the first to see her out of the corner of his eye, but he immediately shrugs it off. Fairies aren’t real, he tells himself. Soon the trouble-making, and possibly dangerous, pixie, who can conveniently take on human size in the light of the moon and who is forever without clothes, is making her lusty play for Stormy’s man. All hell breaks loose, as Stormy goes from a non-believer, questioning the sanity of her husband, to a garden-rake swinging hellcat out to save her still blossoming marriage from the ethereal serial husband stealer.
Designed as a vehicle for Wicked Pictures contract starlet, Stormy Daniels, a registered Republican who actually considered a run for office in Louisiana in 2010, this film gives her a chance to show of her surprisingly adept thespian skills, especially in a couple of emotionally charged sequences late in the film. Unlike so many other “actresses” tapped to work in features these days, never once do we snicker at her acting or line delivery. She’s also pretty good with the physical comedy stuff as evidenced in a hectic final scene. Angelica Saige, a scrumptious cutie from Ontario, Canada, who scored a part in the film as a prize for winning the Miss Erotica LA contest in 2009, provides the film with its steamiest tussle alongside straight-for-pay stud, Rocco Reed.
When the film opens, upwardly mobile yuppies Stormy Daniels and Eric Masterson (2010′s “Trash Talk“) are in the process of moving into their white picket fenced home in suburbia somewhere, USA. It’s the American dream. It’s about to go to shit. Worn out from the move, Stormy suggests that they christen the bed by, you know, screwing in it. With boxes strewn about, and on a mattress bereft of sheets, the pair throw down a multi-positioned tussle including 69ing, spooning, doggy and missionary. Daniels parks a huge smile on her face throughout, giving us the impression that she’s enjoying herself. And why not? It looks hot! Whipping off his condom, Eric drops a sizeable load across Stormy’s tummy.
Janet Mason, one of those gabby Gladys Kravitz-types who dresses way too provocatively for her age, soon arrives, looking to welcome Stormy to the neighbourhood with a plate full of freshly baked cookies. The cookies will ultimately work as a metaphor and a running joke within the film. Pay attention. That night, Kaylani would make her first real appearance, sneaking into bed with Eric as he lay sleeping. He is awoken by the shocking sight of the 12 inch tall pixie stroking off his cock to orgasm. Afterwards, she ties a bow to his penis. This sequence is made possible thanks to some green-screen and a life-sized prosthetic penis. Lei, showered in fake spunk, goes above and beyond to sell that she’s stroking off a real penis.
The next day, Eric searches the garden and quickly stumbles upon the wicked little pixie neatly hidden under some shrubs. With the realization that, yes, sometimes fairy tales can come true, Masterson and Lei begin a very unconventional romantic relationship under the nose of Stormy. It’s not long before Stormy is noticing Eric’s sudden pre-occupation with the garden and begins to suspect that he is cheating on her.
The next day, Stormy and Eric join Janet Mason and her hubby Marcus London (2009′s “Hollywood Whore“) for dinner. This is one of those awkward dinner dates in which one party tosses around sexual innuendos to another party who are clearly uncomfortable and nervously counting down the seconds until they can finally part company. After showing themselves out, London and Mason decide to get frisky in their backyard, swapping oral favours and screwing in two positions (RC and doggy). London spurts his genetic crap across Mason’s face… almost (his first load flies past her face) and into her open mouth. She cleans him off. As a fan of Janet Mason going all the way back to her amateur/web-only days, I enjoyed seeing her here getting freaky in more mainstream fare.
Looking to clear his head, which is suddenly flooded with thoughts of a naked 12 inch pixie, Masterson heads out of town on business. Stormy decides to pay Mason a visit and maybe get the low down on the previous owners of their house. Sipping on a cocktail, and dangling an unlit cigarette, Janet is looking yummy and Stormy finds herself checking out her boobs which are practically exploding out around her bikini top. When Janet rushes off to answer the phone, Stormy does a double take, sizing up Mason’s jucy ass as its saunters away (absolutely gorgeous ass – I love this shot!). Of course, this leads to protracted sequence in which Stormy day dreams about licking Mason’s bulbous clit under a waterfall. These two seasoned pros have a glorious outdoor lesbian tussle that proves too short, even with all the slow-motion utilized.
Mason returns and goes on to fill a now blushing Stormy in on the history of the home, specifically the couple who lived their prior and the rocky times that befell their marriage – something that, seemingly, parallels Stormy’s current situation. Apparently when the couple, played by Rocco Reed (2012′s “Buffy The Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody“) and Angelica Saige (2010′s “Slut Tracker 1“), moved in, they had a very active sex life, one that involved a predilection for fucking outside in their front yard. Mason describes how she spied on the couple one night as they made love. This flashback and/or memory plays out for us in graphic detail. Saige has a great body and, for a first timer, she proves a rather accomplished sexual performer. She and Rocco throw down a three positioned tussle in the grass that concludes with Reed pulling off his condom and launching a whopper of a money shot across Saige’s breasts. She looks slightly dazed by this point which is to be expected. Lights, camera, cumshot – it’s a lot to take in, I’m sure.
Returning home, Eric finds himself growing increasingly more enchanted by the tiny sprite, and wanting to spend time with her in place of his suddenly very worried wife. Under the light of a full-moon, Kaylani Lei (2011′s “Friends With Benefits“) changes to full size and instigates sex with Masterson. Perched on a hammock, the pair run down a fairly generic scene, beginning with oral sex moving on to penetration (in two positions) and culminating with Masterson unloading across Lei’s face and into her mouth. She cleans him off.
Eric eventually snaps free of his near hypnotic infatuation with Lei and begins the long process of fixing things with his wife, whom he loves dearly. He starts by telling Stormy the truth about what’s going on, even as she scoffs at his claims. Lei soon makes her presence known to Stormy and the film embarks on a fairly raucous third act, one that involves special effects, a kinda… sorta… cat fight and even a rather touching soliloquy about love and of finding that one special person to share yourself with.
As stated in the opening paragraph, “Fairy Tale” would be writer Jennifer Allison’s swan song. It’s too bad, as this one sings beautifully. I wish there was more from her.
Condoms used in every scene involving penetration.
No production dates given. Release Date: 08/14/2010.
DVD Extras include lots of bts stuff and a bonus scene featuring Brendon Miller (2012′s “Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody“) taking on Stormy Daniels from “Whatever It Takes” (scene 2).