If the sight of girls in schoolgirl uniforms getting drilled over the teacher’s desk is your particular kink, you should enjoy this meandering teacher-on-student offering from legendary smut helmsman, Bobby Manila. Me, I was mostly bored. The bottomless well of teacher/student set-up ideas is starting to run dry as evidenced by these lacklustre intros. Either that or the credited writer, Sunny Boyd, is just bereft of any hint of creativity. As well, the sex, minus the final Leigh/Castle segment, is mostly banal and tiresome – to the point where I required two separate screenings over as many nights to get through this. “My First Sex Teacher 25”, “My Teacher Touched Me” and “Teacher And Me”, three similar-type titles reviewed here previously, proved more interesting to me. Could be I’m just getting jaded.

Each of the five segments opens with a title header, one that pertains to the set-up.

 

{“Guidance”}Skin Diamond (2012′s “Lap Dance“) is uncertain about her future and decides to pay a visit to her favourite teacher, Tommy Gunn (2009′s “Hollywood Whore!“), in hopes that he might have some suggestions. “I don’t like to work,” she tells him, after he tosses a few vocational ideas her way. When prompted to list things she’s good at, Diamond fires back with “giving head” and “fucking.” Valedictorian candidate, she is not. Moving across the desk, she begins to remove articles of clothing letting Mr. Gunn know why she’s really there. He plays coy right up until about the moment she’s sticking her ass in his face and encouraging him to lick it. He does. Munching away gets him in the mood for some good old teacher on student loving. A hot, sleazy blowjob (“See, I told you,” Skin mutters) evolves into a bland four position tussle on and off the desk. He erupts into her mouth and she cleans him off.

 

{“Detention”} Skipping gym class to study lands nerdy Riley Reid in detention with rebel without a clue, Kris Slater (2011′s “Official Bounty Hunter Parody 5“). When the teacher, Agent Spits, in a nonsex cameo, scoots off for a half hour on urgent business, Slater takes the opportunity to stick his appendage in Reid’s shocked face. She doesn’t get a lot of dick, it seems, so the prospect of touching a real live penis intrigues her immensely. A nervous handjob revs Reid’s engines enough that she’s soon diving in with both feet, offering up a full-throat oral polishing, and making the most of their half hour allotted time. They screw in four positions on the teacher’s desk and chair, culminating with Slater literally drenching Reid’s face, head and the floor behind her, in spunk. It’s so much cum, Reid can’t resist chortling loudly. The teacher returns, and he’s far from angry. In fact, he had planned the whole thing. Now that’s what I call teachin’.

 

{“Fantasy Student”} Rylie Richman (2011′s “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody“) arrives late for her mythology class and her teacher, Alec Knight (2010′s “Tiny Teen Titties“), finds himself drifting in and out of the real world lesson he’s teaching and a hazy sex dream he’s having involving Richmann. After class, Rylie confronts him about her suspicions. “You’ve been fantasizing about me, haven’t you?” she asks. Knight stammers a bit before finally coming clean and admitting that, yeah, he has been. Rylie finds this adorable and decides to return his affection proper by screwing his brains out right there in the empty classroom. Pale-skinned Richmann proves herself quite the little fuck bunny, rubbing herself off as Knight drills in her four positions. He erupts across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off. In the end, it is revealed that the whole thing was a dream… Or was it?

 

{“Cheerleader Tryouts”} In the least interesting scene of the lot, star quarterback, Daniel Hunter (2011′s “This Isn’t The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn 1“), has eyes for a wannabe cheerleader, Chastity Lynn (2011′s “Cum In My Gaping Butthole 3“), and decides to wish her luck prior to tryouts. Later, he sneaks into the locker room and observes her undressing and getting ready to hop into the shower. Not too creepy. A too-small stretch of lockers proves an inadequate hiding spot for the weirdo and within a few seconds, Lynn is spying him out of the corner of her eye. Instead of screaming in horror and alerting school officials, she elects to engage him in some post-tryout sex. I mean, she’s already sweaty so, what the hell. They have generic, yawn-inducing sex in four positions and he spurts off across her face and into her open mouth. She sucks the head, briefly.

 

{“After Hours”} At least the film ends on a high-note. This scene scorches. Sneaking into school after hours to steal a test turns out to be a bad idea for bumbling student, Ashlynn Leigh. A spilled cup of water and a run-in with the school janitor (“My Sister’s Hot Friend 23” star Johnny Castle) leaves her in a precarious position – one that could put at risk her academic future. Castle agrees not to rat her out on the condition that she give him something in return. She reluctantly agrees. Leigh, a chunky brunette, really seems to get into the sexing in a big way, blathering on incomprehensibly as Castle drills her pussy atop a squeaky desk. While I was cool to her going in, I found myself really enjoying her spunk. Riding Castle in reverse cowgirl, she appears to orgasm on his cock. She follows up with some intense gurgle and gag throat fucking action that is one burp away from getting really messy. Oh, heck, Castle is a janitor. “You’re hitting all the fucking right spots,” she blurts while getting pounded like an animal over the desk. Leigh proves herself a total fucking goddess when, in the achingly hot climax, she keeps her eyes open wide and angles them in front of Castle’s erupting cock, trying to catch his genetic rubbish directly into her peepers. Man, what a lady! Nothing says love like taking a man’s semen in your eyes. She did something similar in “Occupy My Ass“. Who knows, maybe getting cum in her eyes is her “thing”? Crazy hot. She cleans him off. Fantastic scene!

No condoms.

Date of Production: 11/17/2011, 11/21/2011, 11/23/2011 and 11/25/2011.  Release Date: 4/17/2012.

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