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Busty Invaders From Mars

Year: 2012
Runtime: 111
Distributor: Wicked Pictures
Studio: Wicked Pictures
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Fourteen years ago performer turned director Jonathan Morgan (2009′s “Bottoms Up In Brazil“) lampooned the ’50s-era b monster movie with his “Double Feature” and “Bride of Double Feature”, and saw himself not only winning a mantle full of awards but the accolades of the industry, as well. Returning to fine form, this time Morgan, now with nearly twenty-five years of experience working in adult films, has sets his sights squarely on those inexpensive schlocky ’50s-era sci-fi movies that made Roger Corman a very rich man and Ed Wood a household name. In keeping with the genre he’s sending up, the film is mostly in black and white (only the sex is in color), the plot is mind-numbingly silly, not to mention illogical, the special effects are laughably below-par and the sets are as flimsy and cardboard as the characters. B-movie acting is quite similar to regular porno acting and in this context it marries perfectly. It’s all delivered cock-stiff and in a way that leads you to believe that the actors are simply regurgitating lines they’ve only just scarcely memorized.

 

Facing extinction, a small race of busty female aliens from the planet Mammary arrive on Earth looking to take over its inhabitants. Since they have no weapons and only one ship, their plan is to enslave the planet’s population by using their deliciously over-sized boobs and some mind-altering sex. As it goes, one taste of that Mammarian poontang and the subject is placed under a hypnotic, zombie-like trance where he will be kept as pets and/or slaves. In almost no time, the US navy, marines and army and even the President (Wood) have fallen under their spell leaving it up to one quick-witted scientist (Blue) and a pair of good-natured Twilight-obsessed Army reservists (Richie and Chris Johnson) to stop the evil aliens and save the planet.

 

When the film opens, Ryan McLane (2011′s “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody“) and his girlfriend (uncredited) are out enjoying a nice leisurely mid-afternoon picnic in the country when they spot a small metallic saucer-shaped object touching down in a nearby field. Ryan’s plans for getting some nookie are halted as two gorgeous humanoids (Tasha Reign and Lisa Ann) emerge from the craft and begin to converse with them. After revealing their dastardly plans for world domination, through sex and “boob power”, the pair decide to start with this unlucky duo. Opening their slinky tops and revealing their massive (surgically enhanced) mammaries, results in Ryan being turned catatonic (murmuring “boobs, boobs, boobs” in place of “brains, brains, brains”) while his girl charges off into the woods in horror.

 

As Lisa rushes off in search of the girl, Tasha Reign (2011′s “Allie Haze: True Sex“) decides to finish off the male subject, transporting herself and him inside the interior of her craft where they engage in a steamy multi-positioned tussle in a colorful, well-lit room. Tasha is a gorgeous blonde and her aversion to being kissed on the lips even while getting pounded into sweaty submission in too many positions to count, is a slight turn-on. Kind of a Pretty Woman thing there. You can fuck my holiest of holes, but don’t be kissing on me. Hot! Ryan McLane is part of that small contingent of porn actors who can both act and fuck, and here he is called upon to do both and delivers. After a lengthy screw, he dumps his man-squirt across Reign’s nice-sized jugs.

 

In her laboratory in Washington D.C., a female scientist, Alektra Blue (2011′s “XXX Avengers“), is working on an experiment to determine how long it takes to turn men into whimpering, spineless momma’s boys. Of course, Ms. Blue is strictly hands-on, electing to use herself as a guinea pig in her experiments. Here, said experiment involves seducing and making love to test subject, Ramon Nomar (2011′s “Babysitters Gone Bad“), to see what happens post-coitus. Blue seems far more animated here than in previous films I’ve seen of her and she delivers the goods a hot tussle with industry veteran, Nomar. After running down a half dozen positions, Nomar erupts a whopper of a cumshot across Blue’s pubes. It’s an insanely prodigious cum-shot that would make Peter North blush with envy. Even Alektra seems stunned by the amount of semen, blurting, “Fuck, that’s a lot of cum.” Afterwards, Nomar asks her out on a date and she replies by calling him whimpering and spineless.

 

While cleaning up, two government agents arrive at Blue’s lab with strict orders to escort her to the White House where she will be briefed on events transpiring. To her shock, she is informed of the alien invasion under way and is tasked by the President with coming up with a serum that will help theUSmilitary fend off the extraterrestrial’s powers of seduction. Sadly, it’s a war that they are fast losing as the US Secretary of Defense (played by Brit, Danny Mountain) informs them. Apparently in very short time, the US navy, army and marines have fallen under their alien’s sex-induced hypnosis. He’s reduced to calling upon a pair of dim-witted army reservists in Chris Johnson (2011′s “Wet Dream On Elm Street“) and Richie (credits: Richie’s Brain) to defend the nation.

 

After waiting for everyone to leave, Lisa Ann (2011′s “Mandingo: Hide Your Wives“), as Queen Areola, leader of the Mammarian alien race, decides to pay the President of the United States (played by a stammering Mark Wood) a visit in the White House. Not much coaxing needed as Lisa merely flashes and shakes her massive jugs at him and the Prez is diving in for a taste and feel. I’m guessing that’s how Monica did it way back when. Maybe not. Mark Wood (2011′s “Don’t Tell My Wife I Buttfucked Her Best Friend 1“) and Lisa Ann have are two old sods who have worked together quite a bit in the past, so they know how to give a good scene and, indeed, this scene is volcanic. Mark tit fucks her and then plows her in a dozen positions across the Resolute Desk, culminating with him ejaculating across her ass.

 

Many hours alone in her lab experimenting and Blue is finally able to concoct an acid-like serum that will actually melt the aliens when it is sprayed on their skin. So, with serum in hand and squirt guns full and at the ready, Blue, Mountain, Johnson and Richie set off looking for the craft. No sonner do they find it, when chickenhawk Danny Mountain charges off in fright, leaving Blue and the two grunts alone to stop the alien threat by themselves. Huh, could it be, Morgan advancing subtle commentary on the US culture of militarism and the phenomenon of cowards who love to start wars while relying upon others to fight them? Maybe I’m just reaching. Maybe not, though. While accompanying Blue inside the space ship, Richie (2011′s “American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody“) and Chris Johnson soon find themselves coming under the seductive spell of alien, Margo Russo. A hot threeway develops in a corridor of the ship. Russo is an animal, at one point tossing the camera a naughty wink and then jamming both cocks into her mouth at the same time. The boys trade off her pussy and mouth before picking a side and blasting their spunk across her juicy tits.

 

With her helpers now incapacitated, Blue has to go it alone. She eventually tracks Lisa Ann and her assistant to the belly of the ship and with a couple of quick trigger pulls, she executes them both. “I’m melting,” wicked witch Ann screeches, but not before triggering the ship’s self destruct mechanism. Blue manages to find her way out in the nick of time. With the extraterrestrial threat eliminated, all the humans revert to normal state, sort of like how it works with vampires, as Johnson points out late in the film. Outside the craft, cowardly Danny Mountain (2012′s “Gangbanged 3“) returns to share in the accolades of the saving of mankind. I half expected him to give a Mission Accomplished speech. Morgan spares us, thankfully. Before they can celebrate, however, another alien from the planet Booty arrives to piss on their party. Not literally. That would have been hot, though. Anyway, Julie Cash, as the leader of the Booty race, is packing some junk in the trunk, and Blue and Mountain find themselves unable to resist, thus setting into motion the film’s final scene – a threeway between Cash, Mountain and Blue. Julie is chunky and trashy looking contrasting perfectly the gorgeous, hard-bodied Blue and I couldn’t wait to see them getting into it with each other. Mountain happily trades off both gal’s pussies until he’s blasting his fuck juice clear across Blue’s six pack abs and pubes. They clean him off.

The film ends with the promise of a sequel.

Condoms used in every scene.

No production dates given. Release Date: 2/8/2012

Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 01 Mar 2012 | Reviews

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Cast & Crew

Female Performers:
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Directors:
Producers:
Make-up:
Unit Production Manager:
  • Max Logan
First Assistant Director:
  • Max Logan
Director Of Photography:
  • Francois Clousot
Sound:
  • Jacob
Data Manager:
  • Sidney Michaels
Art Director:
  • Jay Jordan
Wardrobe Director:
  • Kasey Arizona
Lighting Gaffer:
  • Ric Rodney
Lighting Grip:
  • James S. Michael
Still Photography:
  • Scott St. James
  • Rick Garcia
BTS Shooter:
  • Lee Snidjers
Production Assistants:
  • Hal Capone
  • Chad Diamond

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