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OMG It’s The Nanny XXX Parody

Year: 2011
Runtime: 127
Distributor: Juicy Entertainment
Studio: Paradox Pictures
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Jordan Septo, the man responsible for “Saturday Night Fever XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody” and “Oooops… I Did My Daddy’s Best Friend” has a ball pillaging the CBS show “The Nanny” for laughs while finally making good on the sexual tension that made the show a hit for six years.

 

Andy San Dimas might have a less grating voice than Fran Drescher but she works well in the role, especially considering how much she looks like the Flushing beauty who got her start in, ironically, “Saturday Night Fever”. Anthony Rosano, donning a horribly oversized wig, makes a fine Maxwell Sheffield, even attempting to mock up Shaughnessy’s British accent. Evan Stone also mocks up an accent playing Niles. Alyssa Branch and Michael Vegas have bit roles playing Maxwell’s grown-up kids, Maggie and Brighton. Apparently Madeline Zima’s character, Grace, is explained away as having been sent to a hospital to deal with her multiple personality disorder. Rounding out the pack is Phoenix Marie, perfectly cast as the tough, take no shit, C.C. Babcock, and Sarah Vandella as Fran’s bestfriend, Val. Lexi Belle also pops up in a small role, playing a Hillary Duff-like child star turned pop singer, Hillary Muff.

 

Considering how amazing his other parody efforts have been, I was expecting this to be a good show and it definitely was. It’s clear that Septo and crew were fans of the show and the attention to detail is there, for sure. The sets, wardrobe and music all mirror the CBS hit to a tee, as well, the actors, including some of the lesser players, at least have some inkling of how to play their characters, which is always a plus. The only problem I saw was on the technical side, as the usually reliable Alex Ladd (2000’s “Sweet Lil 18 9: Legal And Tender“), credited as Alex Lad, seems to have been having an off-day. His camera never seems to be in the right place and, in one instance, Gamble’s money shot across Branch’s face, is almost entirely missed as Ladd struggles to focus his camera. I’m sure this is one production that Alex Ladd would love to forget about.

 

With his most recent Broadway play receiving mostly negative reviews, Maxwell Sheffield (Rosano) looks to save face by having pop music sensation, Hillary Muff (Belle), headline his latest musical opus. Right away, his street-smart nanny, Fran (Dimas), suspects that the flirtatious youngster, Muff, might have eyes for Maxwell, whom she secretly loves, and, with Niles’ help, sets out sabotage things. Unlike the show, which lasted 146 episodes, it takes less than hour for Fran and Maxwell to express their unrequited love for each other, while C.C. and Niles finally get the opportunity to act out some of that sexual frustration that factored into their rivalry for the length of the show.

 

In the opener, Alyssa Branch (2011’s “Scooby Do: A XXX Parody“), as Maggie, hooks up with delivery boy, Kevin, played by the talented Seth Gamble (2011’s “Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody“), who seems more than happy in this bit turn. Sacrificing comfort for expediency, these two horny youngsters have hot, multi positoned sex right there on the stair case just inside the entranceway. Branch, wearing a funny wig, has a fantastic ass, and she works up a sweat twisting herself into multiple positions to get Gamble turned on enough to blast spunk across her face and into her mouth, most of which is obscured by Ladd’s unfocused camera.

 

Next up, Michael Vegas (2010’s “This Isn’t Fast Times At Ridgemont High“), looking like a grown-up Benjamin Salisbury, the kid that played Brighton, expresses his love for Hillary Muff, played by Lexi Belle (2011’s “Allie Haze: True Sex“). Belle is so adorable and saccharine sweet that I get a sugar rush any time she appears on screen. Here she gets to work on Vegas, who slowly helps her out of her pink panties and then helps himself into her twat, dining on it for a bit. They have sex in a trio of positions and he spurts off across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off. A decent scene.

 

When Sarah Vandella (2011’s “Official Bounty Hunter Parody 5“), as Val, threatens to up-turn the scheme that Niles and Fran have cooked up, Niles calls on Tommy Pistol (2011’s “American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody“) to keep her busy. Vandella is a fantastic performer and her scene with Pistol proves to be a lot of fun. Moving from a couch to a chair and ending up on a desk, these two have crazy, hazy sex. Vandella throws her hands in the air, as if riding a buckling bronco. Five positions and a bucket of sweat later, Pistol shoots his spunk directly into Vandella’s open mouth. She lovingly cleans him off.

 

A bathroom is hardly the place I’d expect Maxwell and Fran to express their undying love for each other, but that’s exactly the locale Septo opts for. No worries, as Anthony Rosano (2011’s “Wet Dream On Elm Street“) and Andy San Dimas (2011’s “Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature“), two performers who have worked together a half dozen times in the past year, turn in a scorcher. Even with the bad wigs, and San Dimas’ high-pitched Drescher-like squeals and constant New Yawker chatter, these two pros deliver the goods. I’m not afraid to admit that I watched the show and I’ve always had a “thing” for Fran Drescher, and still do, no matter how many alien abduction stories she weaves, and this scene comes the closest to my thoughts of what screwing her might be like. She shakes her booty and fucks back until Rosano is erupting fuck juice across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off.

 

Evan Stone (2011’s “Twilight The Porno And Other XXX Parodies“), in underwear knitted from a U.K. flag, performs a song and dance routine that is an obvious homage to Tom Cruise’s “Risky Business” bit. Phoenix Marie (2010’s “Bossy MILFs 4“), as the sharp dressed ultra-conservative C.C. Babcock, arrives on the scene and within minutes to two are hurling insults at each other, building towards their inevitable grudge fuck. Easily, hands-down, the hottest scene of the film, Marie and Stone turn in an absolutely wild tussle. Stone is unhinged, bouncing off the walls and chewing up the scenery as he puts Marie through her paces, and she seems to love every second of it. Marie spreads wide, doing the splits for Stone, who screws her shaved box so passionately that he nearly ejaculates and has to stop. “You like what that pussy is doing to you?” Marie whispers to Stone, who works to stave off the flow. Things get a little rough, but it’s never mean spirited and both parties seem to be egging each other on. One quick edit following an intense deep-gagging session left me wondering if Marie had accidentally tossed her cookies. He spurts across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off and then swats him away.

No condoms.

No production dates given. Release Dates: 10/19/2011.

Includes a two disc set, so there are a ton of extras.

 

Other things I noted while watching: Only Lexi Belle is barefoot in her scene. The rest of the gals all wear black high heels in their encounters.

Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 01 Feb 2012 | Reviews

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Director of Photography:
  • Alex Ladd (as Alex Lad)
Production Assistant:
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