Review: This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX
Last month Andy San Dimas, via her twitter, lamented that the porno parody genre was dead. The fact that Axel Braun (who gave us the decent “Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody” last year) is now pillaging a failed Hollywood live-action venture based on a 30 year old Saturday morning...
Review: Ruby The Transsexual Midget
What the hell is this? Better question: why did AVN give this a near perfect rating? This is so far from sexy it’s not funny. A not too attractive midget… er… little person with a bad attitude, a bad wig and fake breasts (no, literally, she wears a specially...
Review: Anal Attack 1
Lots of hard-pounding ass fucking, double penetration, deep gagging, gapes and nauseating ass to mouth to contend with here as Raul Cristian delivers what the fans want, even if has to be viewed through his usual shaky camera lens. Man, Paul Greengrass just called, Cristian, he said to tone it...
Review: It’s Okay She’s My Mother In Law 7
Laughably bad set-ups and some decent sex help keep this interesting, if only for a little bit. Two of my favorite MILFs, body-builder Jewels Jade (2011′s “Couples Seeking Teens 6“) and the always sultry Phyllisha Anne (2006′s “I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom 5“), make appearances which is good enough...
Review: Corrupt Schoolgirls
If the sight of girls in schoolgirl uniforms getting drilled over the teacher’s desk is your particular kink, you should enjoy this meandering teacher-on-student offering from legendary smut helmsman, Bobby Manila. Me, I was mostly bored. The bottomless well of teacher/student set-up ideas is starting to run dry as...
Review: Cum in My Gaping Butthole 3
In four plotless vignettes, a female allows her sphincter to be used as a cum target for her mongrel lover, after he’s pummelled and poked it into a sickeningly amplified state. Lethal Hardcore in-house director, Chucky Sleaze (last seen around here directing “Cock Crazy Teens“), brings the rotten goods for...
Review: Gangland 81
Three more interracial fourways served up, featuring supposed black “thugs” having their way with naive white girls. After one has waded through the usual racial minutia (the standard for this series), they will probably find a lot to work with here, in a masturbatory sense, especially in the case...
Review: Teenies: Erwischt und Bestraft
Erwischt und bestraft roughly translates into caught and punished in English and that’s essentially what we have here with this German Multi Media Verlag release. In four segments blonde teen females offer themselves up sexually in hopes of escaping punishment for “crimes” committed. Minus the third scene, which gets pretty...
