Hopeless set-ups, lukewarm sex and only moderately attractive to hideous looking women, this was a fucking chore to sit through. The improvisational skills of some of the ladies is utterly laughable, jabbering on about some nonsense and leaving it in the hands of the more capable studs to weave a narrative out of it. All scenes have been culled from Naughty America’s website. Avoid.

Xander Corvus (2011′s “American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody“), far too talented for this drivel, arrives late for his test which enrages his psychology professor, Brittany O’Neil (yeah, right!). She agrees to give him a break but he’s a belligerent asshole who informs her that he doesn’t care either way. Then why even show up? “My eyes are up here,” she tells him, noticing that his eyes are trained on her enormous rack. One thing leads to another and O’Neil is surprisingly calm when he begins to put the moves on her. Rather than protest, she opts to just go with it, but she has some reservations about fucking her student. “I really don’t want to get caught,” she tells him, adding, “This would be better back at my place. It’s really not appropriate here.” Corvus, however, seems to like the idea of boffing his aging teacher on her desk, and that’s exactly what he does in about five positions. O’Neil, 40, is chunky, has long blonde hair and enormous breasts. Corvus spurts off across her them and her face to end the scene.

Ever-helpful Johnny Castle (2011′s “My Sister’s Hot Friend 23“) does his teacher, Tyler Faith (2007′s “Devil Wears Leather“), a solid by taking her computer home for the weekend and fixing it. He also added some extra RAM and hard drive space to it and Faith is so grateful that she decides to take time out from grading papers to thank Castle proper. This includes having sex with him, of course. She disrobes right there in class, and Castle gets to work sucking on her enormous sacks. He then rams (sorry) her on her desk in four positions before spraying his hot genetic goop across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off.

Diamond Foxxx (2011′s “Couples Seeking Teens 6“), with dark brown hair, asks student Kris Slater to stay behind to chat. It’s pretty clear that she’s upset about something. Apparently Slater has been bullying some kid named Michael and Foxxx decides to deal with the matter on her own terms, in her own way. “I’m the head bitch in charge here, and I can do whatever I want to do,” Foxxx informs him, pushing him up against a large map of the USA and pawing at his pants. There’s some nonsense arrangement involving Kris screwing her in return for her not going to the proper authorities or passing him or something. It’s stupid and Slater knows it. He’s seems utterly perplexed by her yammering, tossing her a few puzzled questions, if only to point out how idiotic she sounds. “Let’s do this!” Slater eventually replies, tiring of the stupidity. They have sex on and off the desk in about four positions. Slater musters one of the best cumshots I’ve seen since, well, the last Peter North film I watched. It’s an insane amount of cum (and long distance too) and it seems to surprise Foxxx who is still getting into position to take it when it impacts her face, hair and the chalkboard behind her. She cleans him off.

Ultra lame premise finds ditzy Alia Janine playing a guidance counsellor in a new school. It’s her first day on the job and student Kris Slater (2011′s “Official Bounty Hunter Parody 5“) informs her that he’s really interested in switching his classes to focus on art, you know, because it’s costing him too much. She has him draw a picture for her while she undresses. Huh? Like I said, lame. I noticed this Alia chick had a tattered heart tattoo inside her left arm. One look at her without (christ, even with) her clothes on, it suddenly makes sense. Yikes! Alia is a not too pretty brunette with enormous saggy tits which appear to be natural, brass knuckle tattoos behind each… er… a… Fuck it! Uck! Why anyone would want to watch her have sex is beyond me, but, well, here I am, watching her have sex. *sigh* Coffee break. Anyway, they screw and she sweats… and sweats… and sweats. After a month or so (well, it felt that long) Kris finally spurts off across her face (an improvement) and tits. She cleans him off. Slater definitely earned his money that day.

Finally something worthwhile. Brandi Love has a mannish quality, so I found this scene interesting but probably for all the wrong reasons. In her masculine voice, she explains to her student, Xander, that she’s been squatting in her classroom after her boyfriend kicked her out for cheating on him. She goes further admitting that she cheated multiple times and that she has a high sex drive. You know where this is going, I’m sure. As Xander makes a beeline for the door, she jumps him and instigates sex. A very hot scene develops as Love dirty talks Xander into screwing her hard and fast, on and off her desk. He spurts on her face. Excellent scene!

No condoms.

Dates of Production: 04/26/2011, 04/28/2011, 05/06/2011, 05/16/2011, 05/23/2011. Release Date: 01/05/2012.

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