McKenzie Lee does co-hosting duties here with Tom Byron (1985′s “2002: A Sex Odyssey“)  which is awesome because A) she’s fucking sexy as all get out. B) she’s British, which rocks! C) she’s got the sexiest accent E-V-E-R! Think Italian Joisey mixed in with refined English. So hawt!

McKenzie Lee and Tom Byron

Prior to introducing the scenes, Byron and Lee reminisce about working together five years earlier for Club Jenna (in “McKenzie Loves Pain”). Lee has to remind him that it was “five years ago” and that she recalls that it was a “good experience.” Byron, his memory not what it used to be, can only remember that he was not in very good shape at the time. Tom, a week out from the “Big Lebowski Parody” shoot and still with The Dude’s moustache and dye job, also explains that he and Lee will be doing anal later. He admits that he’s only doing it to appease his fans who complain that there is no actual anal sex in his “House of Ass” series.

Briana Blair

First up, Tom Byron rings up his “Big Lebowski Parody” co-star, Briana Blair (2011′s “Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature“), who played Bunny Lewboski in that film, to appear with him here. Briana had only performed oral sex on him in that movie, and Byron explains that he has a desire to finish what they had started. “I love having my own production company,” Byron mumbles to Blair, who asks him to repeat himself. He has her suck his cock P.O.V. style to get things moving along. Once sufficiently erect, Byron and Blair scoot up onto the bed and things kick into high gear as Briana tit fucks him and then saddles up for cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy and missionary sex.  Byron drenches her upper chest and face in spunk. She only tongues the head but won’t commit to cleaning him off.

Madison James and Justice Young

Busty blonde Madison James is the next girl up. Byron, talking to Lee, admits that he thought it was a really good scene, adding that he had shot the next three scenes back to back to back. “Long day,” he adds. Preening out by Byron’s pool ever so briefly, Maddy joins Justice Young (2010′s “House Of Ass 12“) inside and the two immediately get to work getting to know each other better. Byron is curious if they had ever worked together before and James plays coy, muttering, “A lady never tells.” She and Justice run through four positions with Young blasting off his nut butter across her face, into her open mouth and down her chest. She cleans him off. Byron jokingly suggests that James, still covered in semen, wander around outside. “I wouldn’t have a problem with that,” she tells him, letting him know that she’s down for whatever. Definite marriage material.

Ashlyn Rae and Tommy Gunn

Tom Byron admits that he went to his “go to guy” Tommy Gunn (2011′s “Official Bounty Hunter Parody 5“) for the next scene, explaining that he likes to use Tommy because he always puts forth a good scene. He pairs him up with brunette goddess, Ashlyn Rae (2010′s “Trash Talk“), who looks better here than I’ve ever seen her. She’s been in the business for eleven months and this is her first time working with the Gunn, she informs Byron. She preens for Byron’s camera, looking oh so good. What a fantastic body. Her smallish, nothing tits are yummy. Tommy G. and her run through a half dozen positions ending with Gunn blasting spunk across her mouth and down her chest. She doesn’t clean him off for whatever reason.

Ally Kay

During the intro, Byron comes clean to the fact that he only shot the first part of the next scene and did some still photography but skipped out to go to the gym, leaving the directorial chores to his good friend, Ivan. He really has no idea whether or not the scene is any good and doesn’t seem to care either. When we cut to said scene, it becomes apparent why Byron’s interest waned. Ally Kay (2010′s “Tiny Teen Titties“), loaned out from Metro, isn’t very good company, offering short, bland answers and looking rather irritated throughout the pre-scene interview. “Yay, me!” she says, sarcastically, when Byron points out that she will be working with Jordan Ash (2010′s “Candy Ass“). When Byron accidentally screws up her name, she explains that she was once credited as Ally Kat on a boxcover (see: “Facial Cum Catchers 9″) and is apparently still smarting from it. Her scene partner, Jordan Ash, enters and he and Byron chat about how Ash was under contract to Reality Kings. “I wish I had that in my day,” Byron mutters, adding, jokingly, “on the other hand, there was only five of us back then.” Sensing that Kay isn’t enjoying any of this, Byron gets the scene rolling and then shows himself out, leaving it in the hands of Ivan (2011′s “Adventures In Babysitting“). During the oral portion, Ash starts in with the choking and then seems to remind himself that this isn’t a Reality Kings shoot and stops. A rather vanilla scene emerges as they run through about five positions. Kay actually seems to warm up significantly as it progresses and is ecstatic when Jordan announces he’s about to spurt. Ash drops his load into her open mouth and across her face. She cleans him off.

McKenzie Lee and Tom Byron

Prior to the next scene, McKenzie Lee (2011′s “Bikini Warriors“) tells of how she intends to fuck Byron “cross-eyed” and then, after the sex, she mutters, “I’m gonna shit on him.” A surprised Byron jokes, “That’s for the European version.” I noticed that this was the second time Lee has mentioned “shit” while performing her hosting duties here, leading me to wonder if she isn’t a tiny bit of a scat freak. Naughty girl. Yucky girl. Lee is a pretty gal from Leicester, England, with an accent so adorable that I could probably listen to it for hours and not get tired of it. After she preens for Byron’s camera in the house, and out by the pool, they segue up to Byron’s bedroom where he immediately shoves his tongue up her asshole. So romantic, that Byron fellow. She thanks him by sucking his cock and hopping on his erect joint. “Do you wanna put it up in that asshole?” Lee blurts, mere seconds after straddling him. He does, and she helps slip it up there. They run through cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy and missionary with Lee stopping a couple of times to suck her ass juices off his cock. There’s also some anal gaping to excite the sickos out there. He spurts off across her face and into her open mouth and she cleans him off.

Ashlyn Rae and Tommy Gunn

DVD extras include a bonus scene from “House of Ass 2″ (scene 4). Nikita Denise (2006′s “Nikita’s Extreme Idols“) is interviewed by Tim Von Swine (2011′s “Fucking The Oldies“) and then joins Tom Byron for a heated multi-positioned tussle that concludes with Byron drenching Nikita’s face in spunk. There’s also some behind the scenes stuff which includes interviews with Briana and McKenzie as well as some innocuous footage of girls filling out paperwork.

No condoms.

Production Date: 3/13/2010. Release Date: 5/5/2010

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