Wading through the multitude of DVDs I scored off of VT image editor Mark DaWop a few nights back, I stumbled upon the German film, “Notgeile Teens” (translated into English it means, essentially, “Extremely Horny Teens”), and was immediately intrigued. German porn, due to their lax censorship laws, always tends to be more daring (read: freakish) than anything coming out of North America, and since I was craving something “daring”, I opted to give it a shot. The circus antics are kept to a minimum in this surprisingly tame vignette collection featuring three amateur gals getting pounded senseless by a balding, middle-aged fellow with a sizeable beer gut to match his sizeable schlong. As with most German titles I seem to encounter, there are no credits for which to identify the cast members, so I was forced to run it by my fellow iafd staffers to see what they could turn up. Sadly, not even our usually reliable German porn experts, Marcel, Kafka and Walter, could put names to faces here so “this girl” and “that girl” tags will be used for identification purposes. Sorry, kids. If you, dear reader, happen to recognize any of the gals, please, by all means, drop me a line here or submit it to the iafd. Ask and you shall receive.

The first gal (see: Unknown Female 253841-A) reeks of hawtness. God, what a cutie! She has long frizzy brown hair, toned arms, medium tits, gorgeous butt and thick, sexy legs. Forever with a smile or a chuckle, there’s no doubt this girl is enjoying herself. When the scene picks up, she’s laying in bed, wearing a yellow bikini and a white sash. She stuffs her pussy with three dildos until Alex Hero arrives on the scene wielding a raging hard-on. Must have been a sale at the candle shop as he suddenly produces a handful of them and crams ‘em up her lady hole five at once. Ouch! Five is too much, so they settle on four. Serving up the required freak stuff, the candles are lit as the gal watches on in a mix of excitement and horror as they burn down, dripping down her twat and onto their leopard skinned sheets. After they have burned down significantly, he pulls them out. Next, she strains to take his fist into her pussy. Double ouch! Laughter hides her discomfort as they move away from the freakshow stuff to focus on making love. Her twat is gaping as he plows her in a bunch of positions. Back to the candles… again, this time a lit one jammed up her rear end. Yawn. They move back into sex and the guy’s mad fucking style seems to exhaust the young lady who breaks into a fit of giggles. For an old fogie, this guy is a fuck machine. He spurts off a whopper of a load across her face, hair and into her open mouth. She cleans him off.

Next, a hot blonde (see: Unknown Female 253841-B) checks herself out in her bedroom mirror before breaking out three colourful dildos and stuffing them inside her pussy at the same time. She’s okay looking, has a mole on her left tit, a shaved pussy, small boobs and a lithe body. Alex Hero, the guy from scene one, joins her and she gets to work sucking his uncut cock while he checks himself out in a mirror. They screw in her swivel chair before moving over to the comfort of a carpeted floor. He slips his cock up her ass, while she grabs for two dildos to stuff her twat with. Her unconventional double penetration continues as he rolls her up in spoon. He gets a little carried away ramming her ass, pulling free in time to send his genetic rubbish across her dildo-stuffed pussy. She spends a few minutes sucking on her dildos before the scene fades to black.

A walk in a secluded park turns sexy for the last gal on the docket (see: Unknown Female 253841-C). She is okay looking, has long brown hair, thick sexy legs, large all natural breasts (sexy!) and a juicy ass. She stops at a walkway, and pulls out a dildo. After glancing around for any unwanted eyes, she proceeds to wrangle her dress around her waist so that her breasts and vagina are exposed. She’s not wearing panties or a bra. Always a plus! She proceeds to stuff her twat with a pair of dildos she pulled from her purse, cramming them deeper and deeper into her twat, and getting herself off. A third dildo is added as the brunette endeavours to stretch her twat open for Alex Hero. He joins her and they enjoy some sixty-nine action, which turns into a reverse cowgirl fucking. He’s having erection problems (no doubt the result of shooting three scenes in the same day) and the girl is forced to use her mouth to get him off. He erupts down her throat, which bounces off the inside of her mouth, and exploding out the side and down her hand. The girl glances over at the camera, and then rolls her eyes back into her head as if to say, “Oh, my god, this old fucker guy just popped in my mouth, this is so fucking hot!” She cleans him off.