Masturbation collection comprised entirely of director Tom Byron (2011′s “House Of Ass 14“) most recent conquests, flows at such a brisk pace that a couple of screenings is required to take it all in. Seriously, there’s that much going on here, and it was like before I could finish jotting down the names of the gals in the scene, and a little breakdown info, I would be moving on to the next. No FF required. I’m talking 19 scenes, each running about 9 minutes in length, and 25 gals, of varying ages, looks and breast sizes, to wade through. Strap yourself in, kids!

 

Spanish cutie (more like goddess!) Rebeca Linares (2010′s “Candy Ass“), naked except for some black high heels, rubs off her bald twat in Tom Byron’s bed while his camera hovers just inches away. She inserts two holes into her lady hole and jives away until he clock runs out. She stuffs those yummy buggers down her throat.

It’s a Cali girl hook-up as Eden Adams makes space on the couch for the deliriously sexy tattooed goddess, and automatic wood-maker, Tricia Oaks. It’s a steamy mutual rub and stare session that runs way too short. Both are shaved and both are wearing white stockings and high heels (you know, cuz they’re classy!). Dirty talk is used to keep things simmering. Afterwards, they feed each other their filthy fingers.

 

Aurora Snow (2005′s “Anal Delinquents 3“), looking tanned and yummy in her satin bikini and black high heels, preens for Tommy’s camera next. God, what a juicy ass she has! She takes her time sauntering over to Tommy’s couch (thank you, Tommy!) before crouching down and slapping, rubbing and stuffing herself with a banana dildo in a couple of positions. She sucks it clean.

Jennifer Dark, in black & white panties, a white top and black high heels, explains that she has a surprise for us today and then proceeds to seductively strip down. Nice surprise! She inserts her panties inside her pussy until only a small piece of fabric is sticking out. Her attempts at a slow pull and release results in an epic fail, oh, but what a beautiful epic fail! A little pull and suddenly her panties, apparently all bunched up inside, literally explode out of her too-tight hole and smack off of Byron’s camera. She giggles. Wait, um, rewind! And slooww moottiioonn. Ah, there you go, baby girl, pull those panties out of your vagina-hole. And… rewind… wait… must. finish. review. Uh hum, I’m back. Anyway, a pink transparent dildo is brought out and slid inside. Lots of dirty talking throughout. Girl is a filthy animal! Who knew that Gozer could be so sexy!

 

Tara Lynn Foxx (2011′s “Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody“), looking blonde, chunky and 100% au natural, plays the hide the dildo inside her box game. What a beautiful, natural-looking gal she is here! Much preferable to the ‘eating bad, skeleton good’ phase she’s in right now. She fingers her ass and talks some nonsense about finding her G-spot. Yeah, okay. Happy hunting, babe. Her pussy is shaved and she’s dressed in a red dress and black high heels.

Detroit bad girl and apparent tattoo canvas, Faye Runaway, jives herself off beside the Oregon cutie Tatiana Kush (2009′s “Nightmare On Black Street 2“). Kush, who starred in one of the more rougher scenes on FacialAbuse.com last year (one of the roughest of all the rough-sex sites on the net and my personal digital Shangri-La), appears somewhat ‘into’ her bed partner, Faye. She is constantly checking her out as she rubs on her box. Nice contrast of gals, Tommy. These two gals are as different as night and day. Faye is shaved and wearing red high heels and looking her usual all-kinds of tattooed awesomeness. The girl is drenched in them. Byron does an exceptionally superb job of showing off her crawling left leg art (tattoos are hot!).Kush, on the other hand, is the girl next door. She isn’t shaved, is bland looking, has short quaffed hair, no visible tattoos or piercings (not that I could see) and is wearing black high heels. After stroking off, they share a tender kiss and Faye sucks Tatiana’s sexy boobs, which are yummy and real.

 

Kaci Starr (2011′s “Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature“), from Colorado, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano, I’m told, is looking tanned, barefoot and with a full bush, in the next scene. She really works herself over with a dildo, ramming it in there at 100 miles an hour until she screams out an impressive kind-of-gasm.

The next girl, Christina (sadly, not my Ms. Saunders), isn’t known to me. Where did Tommy dig her up? She’s pretty, has short haired blonde, nice medium sized natural breasts, pale skin and a shaved pussy. She has a unique way of masturbating in that she holds her pussy lips apart while rubbing her clit with the dildo. Okay, maybe not that unique, but she really sticks to it until she, uh hum, arrives. By the way she shimmies and shakes and her upper body appears to turn a nice shade of red, I’d say her orgasm was authentic.

 

Czech cutie Janet Alfano is looking dreamy in a white dress and stockings, playing tease games on Tommy’s bed. She screws herself vaginally (shaved) and anally with a red dildo, stopping briefly to suck it out of her ass. Janet is a bad bad girl.

Cristina Agave (2006′s “Don’t Pull Out 3“) is already working her shaved box over with a dildo quite intensely by the time Byron flips on the camera. She’s totally naked here and, judging by her dishevelled hair and that I just got fucked glow she’s wearing, looks to have just finished having intercourse. “Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!” she growls, as she nears her orgasm. Byron’s camera inches closer to the action. Real or not, it looks (and sounds) hot!

 

Alyssa Reece, shaved, in white knee high socks and a yellow bra, and Jenna Presley (2011′s “Mandingo: Hide Your Wives“), not shaved, in white panties and bra and barefoot, cuddle next to each other in a small bed. Reece can’t stop staring at Presley as she masturbates. The two stop to kiss it out. Jenna tells Reece, a good Canadian girl, how badly she wants to taste her, which turns Reece on enough to orgasm. “I’m gonna cum,” she blurts to Ms. Presley, who watches on transfixed. Afterwards, Presley licks Reece’s fingers.

Dynamic fuck-box Chastity Lynn (2010′s “Tiny Teen Titties“), in a top and mini skirt, slowly undresses for the camera before laying back and jiving her shaved little box with a dildo. She’s so young looking that I always feel a little dirty watching her. She’s barefoot too, for all you fetishists out there.

 

Victoria Sweet (credits: Angelina Stoli) and Kensey Knox, both bald and barefoot, sit on opposite ends of a brown couch rubbing themselves off. Neither seems much interested in each other… masturbating… orgasming etc. They kiss. I wasn’t interested either. I dismiss them.

Florida babe Riley Shy (2007′s “Sweet Young Things 1“), looking not very shy, strips out of her bathing suit in Byron’s bed and gets to work on her box with the same banana-dildo Aurora Snow used earlier in the film. It’s a very short sequence.

 

Chelsie Rae (2006′s “It’s Huge 3“), with black hair to match her black high heels, and Ed’s old cameragirl, girlfriend and general pre-scene girl taster, Charlie Laine (2005′s “Pussy Party 11“), also in black high heels, stare each other down while masturbating. “Fuck, that looks so good!” Laine whispers to Byron, adding, “My clit is so hard. My pussy is so fucking wet.” Laine asks Rae to turn around for her. “I wanna see your ass.” Next Charlie has Rae finger and lick her ass while she plays with herself. “I’m so fucking horny,” she tells Byron before jilling off. They share a long, hot passionate kiss. Beautiful.

Delilah Strong (2010′s “Mandingo The Mauler“) is already hard at it, screwing her shaved pussy with the same banana dildo used in two earlier scenes. She’s looking classy in black high heels, gorgeous legs spread wide. Another quickie. Byron, hey, slow it the fug down.

 

Cali girl Claire Dames and Jazmine Star, both shaved and both wearing black high heels, crawl into bed and kiss ‘n snuggle, before disrobing and getting down to the business of masturbating. Dames stares at Star’s pussy and tits while she masturbates, eventually announcing that she is readying for an orgasm. Kinda hot! They kiss.

Ah, god! Dana DeArmond… ahem… Ms. Dana DeArmond (2011′s “Couples Seeking Teens 6“), arrives to class the place up in her black bikini and her black Louise Brooks hairstyle. She preens for Byron’s camera. Jesus H. K-rist this woman is all that and a bag of fucking chips! She rubs and jives herself with a pink dildo while I clean up the drool on my keyboard. At 8 minutes and 80 seconds this scene is way too short! That’s no way to treat a lady. Tom, that’s Dana “Gangbanged 2” DeArmond there. D-A-N-A  D-E-A-R-M-O-N-D! Maybe, I dunno, how’s ’bout giving her more than 8 minutes next time, could ya?

 

Former Hustler contract starlet Memphis Monroe (2006′s “Christmas In Memphis“) shows off her brand new huge back tattoo (gorgeous!) before crawling into bed. She’s dressed in a red bikini and high heels and looking scrumptious. She shows off her enormous saggy sacks (so sexy!) before laying back and rubbing and fingering her shaved box to orgasm. She licks her fingers.

No condoms. No duh!

Production date: 01/16/2010. Release Date: 02/23/2010.

DVD includes an image gallery, trailers and a bonus scene featuring goddess Amber Rayne from “Masturbation Nation 1″. There’s also a fun 10 minute interview with the man, the legend, Tom Byron.

Other things noted while watching: Mark, detailed foot notes are in the review.

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