Bobby Manila’s second babysitter-themed film of 2010, the other being “Babysitter Diaries 4″ for Reality Junkies, features the usual frivolous set-ups being utilized to usher in five semi-volcanic sex scenes. Dani Jensen’s late night romp with tattooed Alan Stafford in a bed with squeaky springs proves the perfect opener for the film. Sadly, it’s also the best scene of the movie, which doesn’t bode well for those folks inclined to sit through their adult films front to back.

 

Over babysitting for the Ma and Pa Whitley, who are off on a weekend jaunt to Vegas, 2010 XBiz New Starlet of the Year nominee Dani Jensen (2010′s “Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy 4“) suddenly finds herself alone and horny after putting the kids to bed. She calls her boyfriend, former Playgirl model turned porn stud, Alan Stafford (2011′s “Carwash Orgy“), to come over and entertain her. They make a beeline for the parents room, specifically the bed, the moment he arrives. No need to guess what’s on their evening agenda. Like a pair of horny teenagers, the two breathlessly kiss, fondle and undress each other. “You’re already hard for me,” Jensen whispers, catching sight of his erection. Considering that he had spent the last few minutes pleasuring her orally, it’s to be expected. She reciprocates, and before long they are gliding into sex on a bed with rusty springs (always a plus!). Stafford goes full-bore jackhammer, relinquishing control ever so briefly to let Dani regulate the speed during her cowgirl ride. They run through four more positions and he rewards the fang-toothed young lady with whopper of a semen blast into her mouth, across her face and down her chest. She cleans him off.

 

In the next scenario, the always adorable Lexi Belle (2011′s “Spread Eagle“) is babysitting for the recently divorced Tony De Sergio (2010′s “Trash Talk“). Calling up a friend, she relays her scheme to seduce her suddenly single employer with a romantic fire and some wine. “I have a feeling he hasn’t been laid in so long,” she surmises to her pal on the other end of the line. When he finally arrives home, slightly dishevelled and tired from a long day at work, he’s oblivious to Belle’s seductive prompts. Some wine, mood lighting, a raging fireplace and a backrub doesn’t set off any alarm bells, but when her hands go-a-wandering, he finally hips himself to the situation. He isn’t exactly receptive, thinking her too young for such grown up things. “I’m not a little girl,” Lexi reminds him. Subtlety gives way to a pair of breasts being exposed and a cock suddenly stiffening up. Lust rears her naughty head and before long the two are making mad, passionate love on the couch while the tots sleep upstairs. Having worked together previously on Kelly Holland’s “Fight Club” knock-off “Screw Club”, these two pros know their way around each other and the scene is electric, although nowhere near as hot as their turn in Eddie Powell’s amazing “Lost And Found”. “More, Mr. De Sergio!” Lexi wails, staying in character while getting slammed for behind. De Sergio, also in character, is quick to “shush” her. It’s three positions, culminating with Tony whispering to the sweetie: “Where do you want me to cum, Lexi?” Her reply is snappy and defined: “In my mouth!” He carries forth her wishes, spilling on her face and into her mouth. She lovingly cleans him off.

 

Hungarian brunette Madison Parker (2010′s “Don’t Tell My Wife I Assfucked The Babysitter 1“) might be easy on the eyes but she isn’t much of a babysitter, as evidenced in the next segment. Stepping out briefly to grab some clothes off the line, she returns to discover that the child she has been charged with babysitting has up and walked away. Hey, oops! Terribly frightened that he might have been abducted, Madison rings up the police. Jack Lawrence (2011′s “Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature“), forever typecast in the role of police officer mainly because he’s one of the few actors who owns a police outfit and various other accessories, arrives in no time and assesses the situation. While jotting down the child’s last known whereabouts, he’s informed via a call that the little one has turned up down at the station and everything is okay. He agrees to wait with Madison until the child is safely dropped off at her doorstep. Madison is so grateful, she decides to throw herself on the officer, who, contrary to his rules of conduct, agrees to reciprocate her affections. Knowing the little guy could arrive at any minute, the two rush through oral sex and a sweat-drenched three position tussle that lacks chemistry but not intensity. He peppers her face and open mouth with his genetic spray and she cleans him off.

 

Jack Lawrence returns in the next segment, playing a recently divorced CPA in desperate need of a sitter for his trouble-maker four year old. Nikki Sexx (2011′s “I, Mother-Fucker“) has stopped by to interview about the position and all goes well until Lawrence starts prodding her about her past experiences as a sitter. Hemming and hawing leads to a full reveal as Sexx admits that she’s never actually babysat a child before, something that seems to shock Mr. Lawrence. “You’re wasting my time,” he tells her, while attempting to show her out. Not willing to give up that easy, Sexx provides him ample evidence that she can take care of business when called upon to do so. In this case, that business is sucking and fucking Jack from one end of the couch to the other. It’s a cuss-word filled, four position romp that ends with Sexx taking Lawrence’s genetic goop in her mouth and across her face. She cleans him off.

 

A pregnant and jealous wife has prompted Tommy Gunn (2011′s “Blair Witch Project: A Hardcore Parody“) to inform his teen babysitter, Taylor Tilden, that he has to let her go. It seems wifey is afraid that there’s some chemistry between Tommy and Taylor and it’s only a matter of time before the two are taking it to the next level. Considering she’s worked for the couple for a year and has had no problems, Tilden is a little upset at the news. Gunn is equally sympathetic, surmising that it’s all in his wife’s head. Reconciling that she no longer has a job, for reasons that seem ridiculous, Tilden decides to push the matter further.  If she’s gonna get fired on the off chance that she might mess around with Tommy, she decides, well, why not mess around with Tommy? His wife is out running errands, so Tommy decides to take the next few minutes to say goodbye to Taylor proper, by fucking her good and hard. Taylor appears slightly disconnected here, and no attempt is made to hide the antipathy she feels towards her partner. Not sure why but I found this added masochistic element incredibly titillating. They tick down a four position affair wrapping up with Tommy splashing a load across her chin and neck. She doesn’t clean him up for obvious reasons.

No condoms.

No production dates given. Release Date: 8/10/2010

DVD extras include a cumshot recap, an image gallery, and a short (really short, like under 2 minutes) bts segment featuring Lexi Belle.

Things noted while watching: Dani, Taylor and Nikki are barefoot in their scenes. Lexi wears sneakers. Madison wears red high heels in her tussle.

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