I’m searching for things to say about this and I’m coming up dry. *sigh* Five women. Five guys. A pool. A house. Sex. Done. Standard paint by numbers quickie with Pat Myne (director credits: Danny Case) – who produced something in the neighbourhood of twenty films in 2010 – getting only what he needs and then quickly moving on. With the exception of Lexi Swallow’s scene, passion has been replaced by clinic shots of gaping assholes and the usual ass to mouth grossness making for a mostly boring affair. Yawn.

 

Jenna Lovely rubs one out by a pool before heading inside and joining Mark Wood (2011′s “Boffing The Babysitter 8“) on piss yellow couch. She slicks him up with her mouth, only deciding to saddle up once it’s good and hard. So intense is their lovemaking in RC and cowgirl that Mark actually has to stop her as to not orgasm too quickly. His problems only seem to be compounded when they elect to try anal sex. As it turns out, her sphincter is a little tight and Wood has to keep pulling out every few minutes to contain the reservoir of semen sure to erupt forth at any second. She’s a sweetie who works a couple of fingers into her ass-gape, hoping to open it up for Mark who seems very appreciative especially considering how trouble he’s having. So awesome is Jenna that she forces herself to keep her eyes open as Mark rains his hot fuck spew down across her face, into her open mouth and even across her left eyeball. Even though she’s in pain, she still keeps them open. Now that’s love! She cleans him off.

 

I rather enjoyed the background music of the next scene as Alysa Gap (credits: Alysa) wets herself down with a garden hose and then fingers her holes out by a pool. She stuffs two into her ass before replacing it with a blue dildo. This girl was made for porn, something that is made evident about the second that Mick Blue (2010′s “Getting Off With Monique“) joins her. She makes a mess of everything as she deep gags on his cock, spitting up like a baby. It’s a lot of saliva. No. It’s a fucking a repulsive amount. Long strands of it dangle off of everything including Mick’s cock, her arms and her ass. It’s nasty. They engage in a brief flying fuck before moving inside to the comfort of a couch. She rubs herself off as Blue slams it home into her bald pussy and then her ass. Intermittent stops are made for ass to mouth and gaping. Her dumper is gaping wider than the Grand Canyon and that’s even before Mick slips his cock up it. She might want to lay off the double anals for a bit. Wow, girl! I’m no Edgar Cayce but I’m definitely seeing Depends in her future. Mick can’t decide which hole he wants to fuck so he switches back and forth until he’s ready to release. He spurts a well-earned load across her face and into her open mouth and she cleans him off. Alysa lovingly swallows down every drop.

 

Lexi Swallow (2010′s “Oooops… I Did My Daddy’s Best Friend“), looking exceptionally sexy in a polka dot bikini, rubs herself off by a fountain. A blue dildo is produced and pushed inside her shaved box, as Lexi warms herself up for the scene to come. When she eventually makes her way inside the house, Toni Ribas, last seen around here kicking ass and taking names in Ettore Buchi’s AVN award nominated “Mission Asspossible“, is waiting inside, naked… with a raging hard-on. Lexi never even gets to suck the Spaniard’s cock as he’s more interested in, um, assessing her vaginal temperature, if you catch my drift. This is some sweaty, passionate lovemaking here with Lexi, who tends to run hot and cold depending on her partner, coming out of her shell to give up her best performance to date. Running down a half dozen positions, Lexi keeps her mouth open wide, giving Ribas the perfect target to shoot into. She cleans him off and, true to her name, swallows it down.

 

Slicking up her ass and pulling off her bikini, Lexi Brooks (2011′s “Beyond The Call Of Booty 4“) makes the most of the small wading pool she’s in. She joins Mr. Pete (2011′s “Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature“), who is wearing only a towel, inside the house and the two get right into it. The most generic scene of the film finds these two old pros running through a designated checklist of positions with nary any hint of passion. Everything about this scene feels like work, including having to review it. These two crazy kids have worked together previously in Mr. Pete’s “Wet Panty POV” and this pales in comparison. Pete spurts off a load across her pubes to end the encounter.

 

Melanie Rios, the super-cutie with fucked up teeth from “This Isn’t Christmas Vacation: The XXX Parody” looks positively scrumptious peeling out of her pink bikini in a small wading pool. She steps inside the house with Pat Myne (2000′s “Sweet Lil 18 9: Legal And Tender“), the film’s credited directed hot on her tail. The veteran stud buries his wrinkle-etched face in her ass, and then sits back to let the sassy Columbian suck his cock which is already about as hard as it’s gonna get. He can’t stop smiling as he screws the petite young lady in a bunch of positions, no doubt contemplating how utterly amazing his chosen vocation is. Pulling out of her pussy in doggy, he manages a tiny dribble of cum on her ass which causes the director, as well as Myne, to laugh out loud. “Do you want a wipe, or do you just want to wait for it to dry?” the director asks Melanie, who also busts out laughing. “It felt like something!” Myne says, semi embarrassed by his minor output, but still glowing from having spent the better part of the last half hour balls deep inside a girl twenty years his junior.

No condoms.

No production dates given. Release Date: 8/17/2010

DVD Extras include a 13 minute BTS.

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