Talk about being pleasantly surprised. I picked up this JM Production MILF opus mainly for 80’s superstar Debi Diamond (1989’s “Diamond In The Rough“), and wasn’t really expecting much outside of her scene. What a mistake. What a huge mistake. As Charlie would say, this is a winner.
Every scene scorches, especially Debi’s which is so insanely unbridled (including her getting her pussy double fucked with a bat and a cock), that I would easily rank it up there as one of her sleaziest ever (and that’s taking into account all the crazy shit she did for Bruce Seven back in the day). Slow, seductive and, dare I say, sensual, Charisma Cappelli’s follow-up scene with Ryan Driller, proves the perfect contrast to Debi’s urine soaked frenzied fuck. There’s also some sub-dom stuff, a gal getting ass fucked by her soon-to-be stepson and a little office sexual harassment, to round out the show. Basically something for everyone.
After feeding Lil’ Mikey (credits: Lil Mikey) some of her “cookies”, Carrie Ann, dressed in leather and playing the role of a dominatrix, corners the young man in her bedroom and, literally, attacks him, ripping his pants off and sucking his cock. Gliding his meat up between her massive jugs, she gets him ready for what is most likely the hardest fucking he’d ever had up to that point in his short life. She slaps her pussy down onto his cock in three positions before smacking (not stroking) it into her mouth until it erupts its frothy bounty. She sucks it down, muttering, “Tastes good.” I’ll take her word for it.
80’s goddess Debi Diamond (credits: Debbie Diamond), host of Playboy Radio Nightcalls (of which the iafd appears every Thursday), is next up in a scene apparently culled from “MILFs Wide Open” (scene 4). Peeking out her window, she sizes up a pair of yard workers she hired, Jay Ashley (2011’s “Transsexual Babysitters 15“) and Jenner (2011’s “Couples Seeking Teens 6“), imagining what they would be like in bed. When rubbing herself off isn’t enough, she pokes her head outside and orders them to give her their “rakes”. Of course, she’s referring to the rakes in their pants. Ashley declines, fearing he’ll lose his job if he takes her up on her offer but his pal, Jenner, is feeling a little more adventurous. He heads inside where Debi drenches herself in lube before demanding he triple stuff her pussy with two rakes and the handle of a shovel. Insane! Three handles stuffed in one slot. It’s too much for Debi’s hole, which spits them out. A cascade of piss follows the instruments out, staining the bed. Ashley overhears the commotion and decides to check it out. After seeing the depravity with his own eyes, he can’t resist joining in. Soon a baseball bat is brought into play as the boys attempt to stuff it, and a rake, up Debi’s pussy at the same time. “Fuckin’ A!” she squeals, before sending another wave of piss across the bed. It’s slowly getting soaked. Ashley hops up and fucks her ass while she gets her pussy drilled with a bat. Realizing he wants some of that pussy too, he slips his cock in alongside the bat, making for an unconventional double pussy penetration. That can’t feel good for anyone involved. “Fuck!” Debi screams. Jay pulls free as Debi sends yet another torrent of piss across the bed. A giant glass dildo and some candy canes (?) make their way into the scene, and things get messy. When I say messy, I mean, like, okay, Jenner actually has to wipe feces off her ass before inserting his dick in there. Not even a double penetration followed by a rather lengthy double pussy fucking, can satisfy Debi, who still wants more as they are taking turns unloading across her face and into her mouth. She cleans them off before sitting back on the bed and stuffing herself with a massive dildo. The guys gather their things and make a break for the door.
Enjoying a cigarette and taking in the cool night air, it almost feels like we’re intruding on Charisma Cappelli when Powers rolls up on her with his camera outside the studio. Now with blonde hair, the gorgeous Charisma is looking even more radiant than I have ever seen her. Wow! Prodded by Powers, she chats about how she’s basically unlucky with guys in her personal life and how most of the time, they are more into their videogames than they are into her, even when she tries really hard to get them to notice her. A romantic-type fantasy scenario plays out in which Charisma, as a recently divorced woman, arranges to meet with a male escort (“Superman XXX: A Porn Parody” star Ryan Driller) on the advice of a friend. She’s nervous when he arrives but he’s a smooth operator, putting her mind at ease with some soft music and soothing prose. “Don’t think of me as a prostitute,” he tells her. “I’m here to help you. How can I help you?” She wants him to dance for her and he complies. Charisma slowly undresses him. “You’re doing great,” he whispers to her. This is a slow give and take seduction that builds and builds, until the only logical outcome is sex. In this case, volcanic sex. Utilizing the POV shot, he gives her an open mouth facial. She cleans him off. Afterwards, Driller agree to meet with her again… off the clock.
In the next scene, Dirty Harry (2006’s “Meat Holes 8“) introduces spunky blonde Chenin Blanc to his son Frankie Young (2008’s “Bait 6“), who is shocked to learn that she will soon be his stepmom. Yup, Harry and Blanc are engaged. Ah. Cut to a few hours later, and Young drifts into the kitchen looking for a beer only to find Blanc, dressed in dominatrix attire, seated on the counter masturbating with a dildo. Blanc makes it clear that she wants his cock. With his father in the next room, and nary a hint of moral quandary, Frankie strips down and screws step mommy-to-be right there in the middle of the kitchen. Not satisfied with vaginal sex, Blanc wants his cock up her ass and she gets it. To show her appreciation, she even sucks it out of her ass, for good measure. Young unloads his genetic goop into Blanc’s mouth and across her face. She cleans him off.
Nikki Sexxx (2011’s “Mandingo: Hide Your Wives“) plays the manager of a firm, who overhears one of her employees, Michael Vegas (credits: Mike Vegas), having phone sex with his girlfriend on company time. Calling him into her office, she threatens to fire him but is willing to reconsider if he can demonstrate on her that he really is as good at licking pussy as his phone call chat suggests. Of course, to save his job Vegas (2011’s “Official Hogan Knows Best Parody“) dives in, licking on Nikki’s pussy while she verbally attempts to outline the firm’s code of conduct rules. Nikki chats incessantly throughout, though is mostly slurred incomprehensible gibberish. I began to wonder if she was drunk or stoned. I became absolutely convinced after listening to this genius bit of dialogue: “Are you tired? You can’t be tired. I get tired sometimes… Tell your girlfriend… Okay…” Oh,. and it goes on and on and on. Vegas doesn’t seem to care, plowing her bald snatch and stopping briefly to lick her sweaty anus. Gross! Yuck! He cums across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off.
No production dates. Release Date: 8/10/2011