Blonde Cali-girl Monique Alexander was a contract girl for Vivid Entertainment between 2004 and 2009. When she and the company parted ways in late July 2009, such an abundance of content had been shot that Vivid was still releasing her movies a year later (about one every couple months). Some of the titles they issued included Paul Thomas’ “Looks Like Fun” and “Stripper”, Evan Stone’s “Sex Crimes”, Daniel Weber’s “All Sunny All The Time” and pair of films she shot for B. Skow back in ’08, “Monique’s Lost Footage” and “Getting Off With Monique”. The latter is, of course, the one I’ll be reviewing.

 

Conceptually, it’s the same old same old: performer talks to (and masturbates for) a camera which hovers nearby and is supposed to be acting as a stand-in, conduit to the audience. She is then joined by a guy (or girl) who engages her in sexual intercourse. The big problem this time is that the sex, sometimes robotic and running for really long stretches, is akin to watching someone do push-ups. Only a couple generate any real heat and even they wear out their welcome fast. Ironically, Monique’s opening tussle proves the most tedium-inducing of the bunch. Clearly unhappy about something, she spends much of her scene (with Banderas) looking at corner of the room, distracted by something going on just out of the camera’s field of vision. The monitor, possibly? Thankfully, she makes up for it by turning in a decent lesbian bookending number with Carmen McCarthy.

 

Monique Alexander (2010′s “House Of Ass 12“), looking yummy in a pink flowery dress, slowly disrobes and masturbates  her shaved pussy for the camera. She’s joined by Latin stud, Marco Banderas (2010′s “Candy Ass“), his erection pushing out his shorts. Monique juggles playing for the camera and sucking him off. A brief sixty-nine leads to them having generic-looking sex in five positions. Not even Banderas with his passionate approach to love-making can save this as Alexander is just not there. Her focus is elsewhere. He spurts off a load across her upper chest and breasts.

 

Ex-military brat Renae Cruz, looking heavily made-up, seduces the camera with some sexy talk and a sassy dance routine before moving to a couch for an extended masturbation session. Jerry (2011′s “Backdoor To Chyna“) joins her and immediately drapes her over the side of the couch for some mild Gag Factor style blowjob action. This is par for the course with Jerry, who cut his teeth in rough-edged Euro and American gonzo features. Things warm a little, as they run through five positions and seemingly get into it and each other. Minutes later, Jerry is blasting a whopper of a cum-shot across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off.

 

Raven-haired Romanian Maya Gates is so tasty that her breathy flirtations with the camera come almost as a shock to my sleepy eyes. She injects some much needed fire into this, up to then, mostly bland, cold affair. Tracking inches away from her butt, the camera follows her from her windy exterior location to a room where she strips and masturbates. She is joined by Mick Blue (2011′s “10 Things I Hate About Love“) who hammers her bald pussy in three positions. It’s mostly boring, that is until he slips it up her ass. That’s when the scene really crackles to life. Gates plays the ham, laughing, carrying on and fully acknowledging the camera as Blue tears her backdoor to shreds. She even invites Blue to stick it in her mouth straight out of her ass. He happily complies…. many times. He spurts off into her open mouth and across her face. She cleans him before smiling a big warm smile into the camera. It’s all downhill from here, I thought. Surprisingly, I was wrong.

 

Monique Alexander introduces Carmen McCarthy (2009′s “Fresh Outta High School 19“) next. Having appeared in over 100 girl-on-girl scenes (with nearly 200 different women) in her decade long career, it’s not a stretch to deduce that Alexander has a “thing” for the ladies. Here, with McCarthy, she’s practically giddy with delight, licking on Carmen’s 19 year old crotch through her panties even before she has a chance to get undressed and shivering when the youngster’s tongue glides along her nearly 30 year old clit. Sadly, a dildo is brought into play. It feels forced and the action cools dramatically. To finish things on a totally sour note, the girls sit side by side and masturbate with a dildo. Why? But it started out so good. Why not just let them keep playing?

No condoms.

Date of Production: 3/17/2008. Release Date: 6/18/2010.

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