In-title only play on the Disney classic film, this all-girl gonzo affair delivers plenty of sex scenes but very little heat. Lots of dogs here (sorry, I had to) as only a few of the girls are truly attractive, and even fewer seem genuinely into girls, making this a tough one to sit through. If it hadn’t been for my trusty Christina Saunders screensaver reminding me of all the good things that life has to offer, I barely would have made it through this thing.

 

Brandy Smile, in black fishnet dress, and Debbie White, in red fishnet dress, preen and paw at each other for the camera. Stupid. Focus on each other, not the camera. Hungarian-born Brandy is pretty, has curly blonde hair, pussy shaved, no tits and a tongue pin. Her partner, Debbie White, also from Hungary, has a marginal-to-ugly face, long brown hair, no tits, shaved pussy, a tattoo on her left hand and a piercing in her right eyebrow. Both girls attack each other, licking and fingering each other’s butts. A long black dildo is brought into play and stuffed up White’s ass only. Boring.

 

Alma Blue is some kind of business woman or something in the next scene. She’s yapping on the phone when Bambi comes in looking for a job. She throws herself across Alma’s desk, who, instead of calling security on the crazy lady, decides to go along with it. Yeah, right. Romanian Alma is ugly, has long black hair, shaved pussy, smallish tits and lithe body. Hungarian-born Bambi is a tall, thin glass of cuteness. She has long black hair, medium-sized fake tits, shaved pussy and no tattoos or piercings. She laps at and inserts fingers (three) into Alma’s pussy who seems to genuinely enjoy it. A pair of dildos are brought out and inserted into both girls. Yawn. The scene ends rather abruptly.

 

Antonya and Ariella do a repeat of the opener, pawing each other and preening for the camera. Jesus. Focus on each other and forget about playing to the audience. 20 year old Hungarian-born Ariella is the film’s first real hottie and that’s even with the thin slice of hair she’s sporting above her top lip. She has long brown hair, a tongue pin, a lip piercing (on her left side), a navel piercing, shaved pussy and smallish natural tits. Her partner, Antonya, from Budapest, isn’t much to look at it even with her hair dyed blonde (it’s usually brown). She has big, fake tits, a Playboy bunny on her left bikini line and a tattoo on her right hand/wrist and another running down her inner left wrist. Both girls lap at each other’s shaved pussies, with Ariella proving the more adventurous of the duo, shoving fingers into Antonya’s vagina and a tongue up her ass. Ariella is screwed with a black dildo and she returns the favour by spooning Antonya back.

 

Shalina Devine, in a black dress, preens for the camera. Chunky Amiee (credits: Amelie) sits nearby pawing at herself, pretending to be interested in her partner. They finally come together, and attempt a kiss. It looks more like performance art as their mouths almost never touch. They merely graze each other, like some of kind of lame mime-show. C’mon, where’s the love? Where’s the passion? Just keep telling myself over, Christina Saunders having sex with Katia in an East London swing club. Christina Saunders having sex with Katia in an East London swing club. Yes! I will get through this review. I will. I must. Amiee is blonde, has small nothing tits, no belly tone, a tattoo on her lower back (a flower), shaved pussy and a piercing in her right nostril. Romanian Shalina isn’t much to look at but she’s got a nice booty, so a pass is warranted. She has a lithe body and smallish tits, long black hair, shaved pussy and a navel piercing. Both gals attack each other like they have somewhere to be. Amiee tenderly laps at Shalina’s ass. Her expression reads sheer horror, so we know how much she’s enjoying it. A pair of dildos are brought into play with both girls taking it anally. Nap time.

 

Ally and Mellie (credits: Polanska) are next up, kissing and pawing as the scene fades in from black. Neither girl is aesthetically appealing and the encounter is boring from start to finish. Hailing from the Czech Republic, Ally has long blonde hair, smallish, droopy tits, a paunch and a serious case of crow’s feet which suggests some off-set hard living. Mellie, also from the Czech Republic, has long brown hair, small droopy tits, a tribal design on the right side of her stomach and tongue and navel piercings. They lick and finger poke each other building to the yawn inducing dildo play.

 

Angell Summers and Kathia Nobili check each other out before diving right into it. Kathia has some serious facial acne, which she buries under a pound of make-up. On the plus side, she has nice legs, boobs and is littered with tattoos. Angell Summers, her hair black here, isn’t much to look at from the front (big fake tits, bruised up legs and feet) but her hind end is exquisite. Thankfully the camera lingers on her fleshy awesomeness for a bit longer than usual as Kathia gets acquainted with it. Kathia attacks Angell’s shaved pussy, and flips around to have it returned. She appears to orgasm. The film’s first real moment of heat arriving late late into the show. Later a black strap-on is brought into play with only Kathia taking it in the ass and, once again, appearing to cum. Kathia definitely seems to be enjoying herself.

 

Ann Marie La Sante and Melon (credits: Nomi Melon) are getting ready for a night out. Eyeing each other up as they sip wine and put on their make-up in the bathroom, one thing leads to another an the pair are soon getting it on. Melon, the prettier of the two (minus the runaway eyebrows), slips her pierced tongue up Ann Marie’s ass to get the scene going on the right sleazy note. Hungarian Ann Marie isn’t the least bit attractive, with long brown hair, medium sized tits and a shaved pussy. Watching her getting pleasured is, well, it just is, although, the sight of her lapping at Melon’s shaved pussy is heavenly. Melon’s clit piercing is noticeably removed, the possible result of an infection, something evidenced by the ugly oversized hole left in its wake. Melon takes two of Ann Marie’s fingers and appears to orgasm. Dildos are brought into the mix with both gals taking it vaginally.

No condoms. No duh!

Production Dates: 06/11/2010,0 8/06/2010, 09/24/2010, 10/06/2010, 10/13/2010, 10/29/2010, 11/03/2010. Release Date: 3/10/2011.

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