Cute set-ups, cute girls and hot sex make this a rare Lethal Hardcore production released in the past few years that I actually enjoyed. Not entirely understanding why but three of the five segments feature the female crawling under the covers into bed with the male, while he is sleeping, and sucking his dick until he wakes up. Is this a new fetish I’m not aware of?

 

Will Steiger is alone in bed with his laptop stroking off to porn sites. By accident, he happens upon what he believes is a nude photo of his roommate’s 18 year-old daughter. As it turns out, Cassidy Morgan, the daughter, has arrived looking for her dad and decides to slide into bed with Steiger. “You’re a naughty girl,” Steiger says, feigning shock and awe. He decides to go with it, as any red-blooded bloke would. Morgan is a tanned-skin girl-next-door-type, with a couple of clit piercings and a bunch of tattoos including red and blue stars covering her ass. Forever with a smile, Morgan is adorable, thin and uber-flexible who is more than happy to twist herself into a pretzel in her bid to get her partner off. They run through three positions culminating with Steiger absolutely drenching Morgan’s back in semen. It’s a ridiculous amount of cum and Morgan is noticeably excited, screaming “Yeah!” as it splashes down.

 

From the very second Ami Jordan appeared on the screen, I had a feeling there was something “off” about her. I couldn’t necessarily put my finger on it, but there was something about the way she acted. A quick scan of the iafd to see who she is revealed that she had died back in June of this year, from still undetermined causes. Seriously, what the fuck? Anyway, on to the scene at hand, Ami has that kind of vacant stare common in so many girls these days, especially the ones turning up in these rough-edged gonzo flicks. Talking to the director, Ami is informed that her partner, Criss Strokes (credits: Chris Strokes) was up partying the night before at Stoney Curtis’ house and is passed out in the other room. They decide to wake him up with oral sex. It works. Following a raucous tit-fuck (her huge juggs and his huge dick prove a nice visual). Strokes (2011′s “Slut Puppies 5“), as he does, animal-fucks her into a stupor before drenching her face and tits in his genetic rubbish.

 

Tuesday Cross, a drop-dead gorgeous Latina from Texas, ventures into the bathroom to get something (?), just as her step dad, Falco Zito, is finishing up. He is curious to know what the hell she is doing. After hemming and hawing, and throwing out some lame excuses that Zito doesn’t believe for a second, Cross nervously admits that the real reason she went into the bathroom was because she was hoping to catch a glimpse of his cock, as she thinks it’s the biggest she has ever seen. A glimpse goes a long way, apparently. Zito decides to indulge the stammering youngster’s fantasies by letting her suck on it for a bit. They move into the living room so Zito can throw her a proper dicking. It’s ruthless and Cross appears to have a very real orgasm while getting slammed from behind in doggy. Zito drenches her face and upper chest in semen and she cleans him off.

 

Waiting for her galpal to get off the phone, Stephanie Sage slips into the bedroom of her friend’s brother (Will Steiger) to use his bathroom. She wants to brush her teeth. The two have a short chat about what’s going on in their lives and… wuh… skydiving naked (Voodoo, anyone?). Sage turns on the flirty-charm but Steiger is desperate for sleep, and Sage gets the hint that he’s not much interested. She slowly shows herself out. Later on in the evening, she slips back into his room and under his covers to suck his dick. He wakes up and decides to go with it. Sage, a black-haired Orlando native with natural tits who commands Steiger to spank her throughout their torrid multi-positioned screw. Seeing her nipples erect following a deep-dicking in doggy left me wanting to dig out all of her movies. Even better is her ass, which is, even by my jaded standards, exquisite. He sprays off across her face and into her open mouth. She sucks him briefly.

 

In the final segment, Christian XXX (2011′s “10 Things I Hate About Love“) is just trying to veg out and watch some TV but finds himself being distracted by a pest (Haley Sweet) with a bubble blower and a reacher. Although it’s never specifically stated, I assume that Haley is his daughter’s friend and she uses everything in her womanly power to distract Christian including flashing her tits and showing off her ass. He’s annoyed at first but that frustration morphs into lust when the teeny-bopper makes it clear that she wants to get fucked… bad. Buck-toothed, heavily-tattooed Haley Sweet is about as adorable as they come and Christian seems to enjoy this little skirmish, which begins with Haley stroking off his dick with her feet which are wrapped in furry slippers. They screw in a bunch of positions ending with Christian unloading into her mouth and across her face. She spits it out and lets it run down her chest. Afterwards, she dutifully cleans her man off.

No condoms.

Production Dates: 1/14/2009, 1/15/2009, 1/16/2009, 1/19/2009. Release Date: 03/05/2009.

Bonus scene features Krissy Lynn taking on Sledge Hammer from Super Size My Snatch 5 (scene 1).

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