What do you get when you mix together the Christian Slater teen-angst classic, “Pump up The Volume”, with N channel’s underrated “Radio Free Roscoe”, and then, for added seasoning, you throw in a dash of graphic hard-pounding sex? Well, of course, you get “Trash Talk”, a film about a pair of horny college students who pirate their college’s radio frequency for an hour a day in order to air their, and other student’s, personal and sexual grievances including who fucked who’s boyfriend, where the best parties are located and, most importantly, what girl and/or guy on campus has herpes. It’s all good fun, that is until a distraught young girl calls into the station to talk about… killing herself. Whoa!
When you have a film about people challenging authority, authority needs to be represented and this time it’s in the form of the school’s Chancellor, Randy Spears (2011′s “Incredible Hulk: A XXX Porn Parody“). He’s the stereotypical pious hypocrite who rails against the ‘evils’ of sex while secretly screwing female students in his office. Angered that his beloved propaganda outlet has suddenly been transformed into a sexual soapbox he sets out to put a stop to them using whatever means necessary, some of which may run afoul of the law.
As a huge fan of “Pump Up The Volume”, this was a definitely a lot of fun to watch, especially seeing them trying to re-create certain key scenes on a skimpy budget and an even skimpier cast. Seth Gamble (2009′s “Barely Legal Miami Girls“), as the nerd, and Kirsten Price (2010′s “Strap This Baby On For Size“), as the rebellious girl, make for a great team and watching them bouncing dialogue off of each other is a joy. It’s curious why writer, DCypher, sought to take the time to layer their individual characters the way he did, especially in the way their friendship (and contrasting parts of their personalities) rub off onto the other and ultimately changes them for the better. Price begins to take her education (and her life) more seriously, while Seth learns to appreciate that he’s not as big of a loser as he thinks he is. It’s a wonder their burgeoning friendship wasn’t afforded the obvious romantic pay-off it deserved. My guess is that the decision was made, possibly, to avoid cliché, which is too bad. Sometimes cliché is good. In the end, Gamble gets to screw a gorgeous cheerleader while Price loses her virginity to the teacher she’s been saving herself for all semester. It’s cute. It works. I still think Price and Gamble would have worked better, though. Just my two cents.
In the opener, a lecture on William Shakespeare results in Kirsten Price having a dream in which her jock boyfriend, Charles Dera (2011′s “Sex Driven“), screws a cheerleader, Briana Blair (2011′s “Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature“), right there in the middle of classroom in front of her, the other students and the teacher. Dera doesn’t last long, dropping his load after only two positions. Can’t blame him, as Briana seemed intent on riding the cum out of him in their frantic desktop tussle. He dribbles his thick load on her tits and she licks the head.
In the next scene, which lays the foundation for the film’s story, it is revealed that science nerd, Seth Gamble, has been helping out cheerleader, Kirsten Price, with her history homework after school. He’s curious why she will only meet with him at night, in private. Price doesn’t sugar-coat her response: “I’m the head cheerleader at this college and I can’t exactly be seen talking to the biggest science nerd.” Later, she enquires why he has a big radio set-up in his dorm room. He tries to impress her by cutting into the college’s central radio frequency for a brief second. She is intrigued and wonders if he could do it for longer, like maybe long enough to air a radio show. “We can mess with our friends. Play raunchy music in between. It would be hilarious,” she says. Gamble likes the idea of spending more time with Price and decides to indulge her request.
Elsewhere, the Chancellor (Spears), is meeting with the head of campus security (“Superman XXX: A Porn Parody” star Hef Pounder) about tracking down the culprits who took over his station’s frequency the night before. Trusting that his crack security unit will have them within hours, Spears decides to ease his mind with a little afternoon sex. He has one of his favorite students, Ashlyn Rae, stop by for a quickie. Apparently there’s lots more but she’ll work in a pinch. He smacks her ass, eats her and then screws her in three positions on and off his desk culminating with him unloading across her face and into her open mouth.
That night, Gamble and Price cut into the college radio to introduce their show, “Trash Talk”. With their program docket consisting of dishing dirt, talking shit, playing the music they like (mostly rap from Dial-7, Lord B and Paperstreet) and generally telling it like it is, it’s no surprise that every radio on campus is tuned into them, with both students and teachers listening in.
Following one of their more rowdier shows, Kirsten Price slinks back to her dorm room and nods off to sleep. She dreams about confronting Briana Blair in the shower lockerroom area. She thinks she’s screwing her boyfriend and wants to know what all the fuss is about. What she really wants is a taste. Could it be Price’s latent homosexual desires playing out in her dreams? Possibly? Of course, this is Price’s dream and in Price’s dream Blair has no problem with spreading her legs for another girl. There’s some dildo play followed by Blair going down on Price. More dildo play ends with the two gals smooching. It’s hot. Price wakes up and is upset when she realizes that it was only a dream.
The next day at school, a heartbroken Gamble confronts Dera about screwing the girl of his dreams, Blair. With her suspicions proven true, Price, with Gamble’s help, cuts loose on their radio show that night about her ex, about how she’s been a horrible person (especially to great guys like Gamble) and about how she’s a virgin who has been saving herself for a certain teaching assistant (De Sergio) that she’s been dreaming about since the start of the semester. It’s kinda sweet.
A little bit of Price’s style and attitude rubs off onto Gamble, who begins to assert himself more. This results in him gaining an admirer from the popular side of the cafeteria. While he doesn’t end up with Blair, he does attract another cheerleader in Madison Ivy (2010′s “Not Charlie’s Angels XXX“) who decides to throw Gamble a quickie screw on the same night Spears’ security outfit is performing a door to door sweep for the culprits. After a messy blowjob, he screws her in four positions ending with him sending a volley of cum splashing across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off. It’s just your basic ‘let’s fuck fast because there’s a chance we could get caught’ sex.
In a bid to elude the campus police, Kirsten Price runs into Tony De Sergio (2009′s “Fresh Outta High School 19“), the teacher she’s been dreaming about, in the hall. They sneak into an empty classroom. While waiting, Price decides to take another phone call from a listener (she grabbed Gamble’s radio on the way out). Price soon finds herself in way over her head as the girl calling in is distraught and wanting to kill herself. Price, unsure of how to respond, implores the security campus police to stop searching for them and look for the girl on the end of the line. Powerful stuff, kids!
Sensing that the cops will bust down the door at any minute, thus hauling her off to jail, she decides to give herself to De Sergio now, while she still can. It seems he overheard her earlier broadcast and understands completely what is going on. She forgets to turn off the mic and her in-class de-virginization goes out across the campus live. Hilarious! They run down about three positions on the desktop and he sprays a load across her face. She cleans him off. It’s a lot of cum.
In the end, campus security decides to disregard their orders and seek out the girl who threatened to commit suicide. With a half empty bottle of pills at her side and barely clinging to life, they manage to find her just in the nick of time and get her help. In a parting shot, it is revealed the young girl (London Keyes, in a cameo) was but one of the students that Spears was screwing on the side.
Condoms used in every scene.
Date of Production: 2010. Release Date: 7/31/2010.
Cast & Crew
- Mark Nicholson
Director of Photography:
- Francois Clouset
- David Lord
- Ren Savant
- Estuardo Gardes
- Jay Barwick
- Mike Lord
- Barrett Blade
- Mark Hatcher