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American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

Year: 2011
Runtime: 172
Distributor: Exquisite
Studio: Paradox Pictures
Our Score

Tapping the Seth MacFarlane animated series for maximum porn parody chuckles, Jordan Septo does his best to give us the look, feel, tone and overall texture of the long running Fox series and he succeeds, for the most part. The script is laced with the usual pop culture riffs, and not-so-biting social and political commentary, while the lighting, animated inserts, spacious cardboard-looking sets and wardrobe selection do wonders to sell the transition from live action to cartoon. I have to concede, I’m not necessarily a fan of “American Dad!”, as I feel it’s a little too mean-spirited for my tastes, however, I found myself really getting into this porno version, for whatever reason.

 

Here’s a brief rundown of the players, many of whom are the same old, same old: Evan Stone (2011’s “Twilight The Porno And Other XXX Parodies“), porn’s central go-to guy, plays the title character, Stan Smith, a staunch conservative, CIA-operative, family man and all-around misinformed moron; Stan’s long-suppressed wife, Francine, more horny than ditzy this go-round, is played by the aging but still sexy-as-hell, Briana Banks (2003’s “Violation of Briana Banks“); Stan’s liberal activist, “hippy” daughter, is played by Andy San Dimas (2011’s “Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature“), looking prettier here than I’ve ever seen her; Steve, Stan’s nerdy son, is played by porn’s new “it” boy, Xander Corvus (2011’s “Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody“); while Roger, everyone’s favorite abrasive, foul-mouthed alien and Area 51 escapee, is played by Anthony Rosano (wearing a bulky silver-colored costume, as opposed to the furry red one he wore in “Katy Pervy: The XXX Paraody“). Also, there’s the anthropomorphic goldfish implanted with the brain of East German skier, voiced by the director himself, Jordan Septo.

 

As what is often with the show, the plot centers around Stan trying to turn his son into a man, while a lesser side-story involves his daughter, Hayley finding a new line of work in the X-rated industry. I guess I should offer a more in-depth descriptor, for those rare individuals who actually watch the show. Stan Smith (Stone) is delighted when his boss assigns him to watch over a sultry action star, Angelina Oley (Angelina Valentine), who is making a movie about the CIA and needs Stan’s expert tutelage on the matter (think Angelina Jolie making “Salt”). At home, things aren’t as great, as his son, Steve, is turning 18 and dreams of a quaint gathering of friends for a night-in of playing “basement sorcerers”. This doesn’t sit well with Stan, who fears his son will never become a man, like him. So, on the advice of Oley, Stan schemes to kidnap his son and deposit him into the lap of a pair of strippers where maybe, just maybe, Steve will lose his virginity, thus kick-starting his progression into manhood. While all of that is going on, Stan discovers that Hailey has turned to stripping/escorting, with Roger acting as her pimp, in an effort to raise enough capital to get down to the rainforest and join a protest movement (why not just occupy Wall Street?).

 

In the first scene, Hailey (San Dimas) needs to get her hands on 1,200 bucks so she can get down to the rainforest and protest its devastation. Roger (Rosano) offers to set her up with a stripping/escorting gig and even agrees to only take 50% of her earnings, you know, because she’s family. Reasoning that a little personal degradation can go along way in rescuing her beloved planet, she decides to take Roger up on his offer. Before making the proper calls, Roger wants to assess her skills in the sack, leading to the obligatory screw. San Dimas, as usual, is an animal, blowing huge (gross) spit bubbles on Rosano’s cock (which is poking through a hole cut into the costume) and humping him wildly in a trio of positions. He squirts off across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off.

 

Francine (Banks), curious to find of why Roger and Hailey are suddenly spending so much time together, invites over Hailey’s boyfriend, Jeff (“Couples Seeking Teens 6” star Bill Bailey), to discuss the matter. It becomes pretty clear that Jeff has other things on his mind, namely Francine, who is looking mighty whorish, I must say. Francine hasn’t been getting much from Stan of late and begrudgingly agrees to give Jeff a little taste. They screw in three positions ending with Bailey unloading across Briana’s huge fake tits. She kisses the head of his dick.

 

At work, Stan (Stone) reluctantly confides in actress Oley (Valentine) his concerns that his son isn’t measuring up to his expectations. The surprisingly articulate Oley suggests that Stan approach dealing with kin from a different perspective (ie treat him like he was one of his CIA operatives). As a thank you for the advice, Stan decides to take Oley up on her offer of sex. With her sleeve tattoo and massive fake breasts, Angelina Valentine is about as trashy as they come, a nice contrast to Stone’s suit and tie attire, which he keeps on for much of the screw. Kinky. They run down a multitude of positions including anal sex. After getting his fill, he squirts across her face and she cleans him off.

 

At home, Roger (Rosano) is able to coax an adultery confession out of Stan who goes even further by suggesting that he plans to kidnap Steve. Roger doesn’t much care either way, but he’s able to use it as leverage later when Francine (Banks) comes calling looking for answers. Straight up trade: sex for information, results in Briana hopping on and riding his alien dick in four positions, including some unexpected rough stuff from Rosano (ie choking). Ever wanted to see an Alien choke a girl out while pumping her missionary? Yeah, me neither, but here it is. They stop briefly so Rosano can tit fuck Briana’s huge flesh sacks, before he delivers a smallish load across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off.

 

Later that night Stan delivers a bound and hooded Steve (Corvus) to Tony’s Topless Fun House, a gentleman’s club, where two strippers, Tasha Reign and Yurizan Beltran, immediately take a shine to him. Steve is nervous but he’s 18, he reasons, and technically a man, so he decides to go with it. Both girls, in between dining on each other’s pussies, share his cock in a handful of positions. They move over to the stage for the final leg of the sex and the climax. It takes a bit of stroking but Corvus eventually delivers the goods, drenching both Beltran and Reign’s faces in jizz.

 

While waiting for his son to finish up, Stan finds himself being hassled by a stripper, Nikki Delano, who informs him that unless he pays for a lap dance, he’s going to have to leave her fine establishment. After swiping his wad of cash  – his mortgage money – Nikki agrees to give him the “VIP treatment” which includes, of course, a lap dance and a screw. Stone hammers Nikki’s pussy from one side of the couch to the other in a really good, high-energy scene. Christ, I was even able to overlook the fact that Stone was the one doing the screwing. Ug! “Oh, fuck yeah!” Nikki blurts as Stone rushes up and blows off a load across her tits and face. She cleans him off. Again, good scene!

 

With Steve a no-show at his own party, his pals (Richie, Ralph Long and Tommy Pistol, in full Asian make-up, playing Toshi) begin to wonder why they even bother to hang out with him in the first place. Thankfully, his sister, Hailey (San Dimas), is there to back him up. She informs them that, at that very moment, Steve is down at the strip club losing his virginity to a couple of girls. The boys begin to question how Hailey would know such a thing, eventually concluding that she must also be a stripper. Fearing that they might tell somebody, Hailey agrees to suck all of their dicks if they keep their mouths shut about her stripping gig. They agree. “Take your fucking cocks out!” she barks, adding, “Let’s get this party started.” Things get messy, as San Dimas allows herself to be draped over the side of a table for some gag-factor style rough deepthroat shenanigans. It gets a little out of control. By the end, her pretty face is literally caked in saliva and phlegm. There’s so much, in fact, that at one point, San Dimas, desperate to see what is transpiring around her, runs her hand down her face and flings off a massive wad of gook onto the floor. Disgusting. Dynamic in every way, San Dimas works all the spots, including foot-jobbing one, blowing another and hand-jobbing the other – all at the same time. “You guys better not fucking tell anyone!” she screams as they take turns unloading across her face and into her mouth. In keeping with her liberal ethics, she generously takes time to clean them off every cock and, after gargling their semen for a bit, she swallows it down. Yuck!

No condoms.

No production dates given. Release Date: 9/13/2011.

DVD Extras are fucking ridiculous, including 7 new scenes and lots of BTS footage, totaling over 6 hours!

See Also:

Exquisite Films, Paradox Pictures Wrap ‘American Dad XXX’, article by Adult video News.
American Dad XXX Parody – Preview, On Set, & More!, article by NerdReactor.

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Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 09 Oct 2011 | Reviews

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