Muffin Top as defined by the Urban Dictionary: When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

Standard four vignettes, only two of which (the first and second) are connected by a thin strand of a story. Despite some lame set-ups and bad acting, the gals featured here seem rather eager to please, including three of the four taking it in the ass. Not as mean-spirited as one might think, especially considering who’s making it. Not really my thing, but, you know, whatever.

 

After waking up naked in an empty warehouse, Brooke Scott runs down the previous day’s events in her head desperate to understand how she landed there. Kris Slater (2011′s “XXX Avengers“), looking all wide-eyed and crazy-like, emerges from a corner and begins feeling her up. Suddenly it all comes streaming back to her as revealed in a flashback. The day before, while out shopping with her friend, Marley Mason, they encountered Slater on a street corner and accepted from him a pair of ice cream cones, no doubt ones laced with Rohypnol. He calls himself “The Muffin Man” and, rather than make a break for the door, Scott figures he must be a ‘crack-head’ and decides to have sex with him. Huh? Silly. To start things on just the right crude note, Scott vomits forth a mouthful of phlegm into the palm of her hand while giving him a blow job. Her big booty slaps down onto his cock in  a trio of positions, building towards the moment where Brooke is commanding him to shove it in her ass. Slater complies. Afterwards, she strokes him off to an absolutely monster cum-shot.

 

Brooke’s friend, Marley Mason (credits: Marlie True), also down and out from being dosed with Rohypnol the day before, wakes up in an orchard and is immediately happened upon by a farmer, Otto Bauer (2010′s “Barely Legal 120“), who spouts off some drivel about avocados before taking note of her muffin top and getting extremely turned on. She’s still a tad groggy, but decides to just go with it. Getting on her knees, she lathers up his slab with a messy blowjob. “That’s fresh hole,” he mutters, upon sliding inside her vag from behind. They run through about four positions and Mason appears to orgasm (yes, really!) while getting screwed in missionary. With a dog barking away in the background, Bauer unloads across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off.

 

At home watching the game, Trent Tesoro (credits: Trent Tessoro) is surprised when his girlfriend, Claudia Downs, tells him that she’s heading to the gym to try to lose some weight. Tesoro (2006′s “Meat Holes 8“), aiming for the coveted Best Boyfriend In The World Award or something informs her he likes her exactly the way she is. Of course, this gets them in the mood for a little one-on-one action. Kentucky-born Claudia has is cute with short-cropped blonde hair, medium-sized, real boobs and a thick waist. Tesoro, as usual, gets rough, including some slapping on her tits and choking her. She doesn’t look impressed. They run down the standard three positions, leading to Claudia taking Tesoro in her ass for another round of positions and some ass-to-mouth grossness. He spurts off across her face and into her open mouth. It’s a watery load. She shoops a bit off his dick and swallows it down. Yuck!

 

While checking herself out in a mirror, Rucca Paige is horrified to discover that she has a bit of a muffin top. In tears, she looks to her boyfriend, Dave Hardman (2011′s “Twilight The Porno And Other XXX Parodies“), to comfort her. He decides to ease her mind by telling her a little story about how he once used to work in the X-Rated film industry. “I made so many movies, they put me in the Hall of Fame,” he tells her. When asked by Paige why he retired, Dave lays the blame at the doorstep of “skinny little tweaker chicks.” Going on, he notes: “That industry, it was just full of little crack-heads and meth-heads. They all weighed about 90 pounds. Some of them weighed, like, 70 pounds.” Cheered up and suddenly in the mood, Rucca decides to throw Hardman a screw. He seems bored here, pounding Rucca in about four positions. Dave’s a freak and what he really wants to do is slip his dick in her ass. She is resistant. He keeps at it and she eventually gives in, taking him balls deep in her ass. She appears to enjoy it, even doing some ass to mouth and anal gaping. When they do a change-up, she practically begs him to stick it back in. He busts his nut across her face and she cleans him off.

No condoms.

Production Date: 05/06/2008. Release Date: 09/01/2008.

Other things noted while watching: Marley Mason and Rucca Paige are barefoot in their scenes. Brooke Scott wore silver high heels in her scene while Claudia Downs wore white heels in hers.

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