A guy screws his sister’s friend for one reason or another, that’s the theme running through these five barely-connected vignettes – and through this Naughty America flagship series as a whole, which is pushing 24 volumes as of this writing. A saccharine-sweet set-up in scene 4  (good enough to make me anticipate the screwing to come) proved the film’s only real point of interest for me.

For females, the cast of ladies assembled here are attractive enough, with Katie St. Ives standing way out from the pack. Man, she seems to get better looking every time I see her. Kacey Jordan, fresh off her fifteen minutes of Charlie Sheen “hook-up” fame, is looking a little thin here and might want to consider eating a cracker or something before signing on for another film, if only for my sake. Ug!

 

In the first segment, Billy Glyde (2011′s “Backdoor To Chyna“) plays some kind of boxer or something, training for an upcoming match in his basement gym. His sister’s friend (Gracie Glam) stops by their house looking for his sibling, who has stepped out to pick up groceries with his mom. Desperate to get back to his work-out, he implores her to leave. She decides to stick around and make his life miserable. It doesn’t take long for him to become annoyed with her constant patter and in a bid to make her go away, he blurts: “Do you want me to fuck you?” She does, of course. The two fast strip down and get right into it. Glam (2011′s “10 Things I Hate About You“) is looking super-cute here, getting pounded in a half dozen positions on the edge of the ring. Glyde sprays off a load across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off.

 

Katie St. Ives (2011′s “Spread Eagle“) is having trouble preparing for a geometry test scheduled for the next day so, looking for a study buddy, she calls up a girlfriend for help. Sadly, the girlfriend already has plans but offers to send over her little brother (Johnny Castle), who is apparently quite a math whiz. Arriving in typical Bruce Gernon porno time (about a half second), Castle isn’t long in realizing that sweet Katie is more interested in him than anything math-related. It’s funny watching Castle mumble-lib his way through the scene, staring at Katie’s Geometry book and searching for something to say. The book might as well be in Braille. Carl Freidrich Gauss, he is not. Thankfully Katie starts hitting him up for sex, thus allowing the segment to steer away from Castle’s horrid attempts at feigning “math smarts”. Knowing full-well where things are headed, and fearing what his sister might think, Castle attempts to show himself out. Katie is persistent, insisting that she “never has to know” and mathematically equating that because both of them are hot, sex is the only logical outcome. In the face of such corrective reasoning, Castle caves. Admitting defeat, he wastes little time screwing the raven-haired cutie in her own bed, as her parents watch tv in the next room. “This is so much better than studying,” Katie blurts, adding, “I’m definitely not gonna pass the test tomorrow.” Okay. She practically rides him into the bed, which is as squeaky as they come. After about five positions, he unloads across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off.

 

After his friends take off to the bar without him, Bill Bailey (2011′s “Official Hogan Knows Best Parody“) decides to stay home and play pool all night which doesn’t sit well with Kacey Jordan (2010′s “Teen Confessions“), Bill’s sister’s BFF. Apparently sis and friends have planned an all-girl slumber party for that night and Kacey has arrived early to clean and set up. “It’s all-girl!” Kacey barks at Bill, who is adamant that he isn’t going anywhere. “Where am I gonna go? It’s not my fault they left without me,” he tells the blonde, too-skinny spitfire. Anxious to come up with a solution, Kacey offers to have sex with him in return for his quick exit. He isn’t exactly ecstatic about screwing his kid sister’s pal, but goes along with it because, well, she’s kinda hot and he’s a guy. As I said a couple of times now, Kacey is looking a tad too skinny for my tastes, but she takes it like a champ in a half dozen positions on a small pool table. Bailey stops after three positions to lick her bald twat and rim her ass, before diving back in for more sex and a cumshot, which he unleashes all over Kacey’s face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off. True to his word, Bailey gathers his clothes and skedaddles out the door, muttering, “When can I come back?” Chuckling, Kacey replies, “Next week!”

 

In the film’s best segment, Dane Cross (2011′s “Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody“), playing a shy nerd (again!), has a crush on his sister’s friend, Marie McCray, and is desperate to tell her but not quite sure how. It seems the opportunity arises when Dane discovers that sis has stepped out for the evening without her cellphone. Pretending to be his sibling, he texts Marie to come over. As it turns out, Marie is a busy girl and isn’t exactly happy to learn that Dane tricked her. Thinking it all a big joke, a frustrated Marie insists that she’s leaving, that is until Dane tells her how he feels about her. In a sweet bit, Dane nervously fumbles his words as he attempts to convey to Marie that he thinks she’s beautiful and that, well, he likes her. “You like me? Are you serious, you really like me?” McCray says, giving him her undivided attention for the first time since she arrived. His nervousness does all the talking and she responds accordingly. “Awww, Dane,” she whispers, pouncing on him and showering him with kisses. As it turns out, Marie has had a thing for Dane too, but sis put the kibosh on it awhile back. Good little set-up and the sex is decent. Marie is pale, with long, reddish-brown hair and medium-sized natural tits. They run through four positions on a small brown couch ending with Dane unloading across Marie’s face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off. It’s cute.

 

Johnny Castle (2010′s “Sex And The City The XXX Parody: In Search Of The Screaming O“) returns in the last segment, forced to deal with an irate girl, Kristina Rose (2011′s “XXX Avengers“), who is convinced that Johnny’s little sister is screwing her boyfriend. He’s at work (in what looks like a welding shop) and really hasn’t got time for any of Kristina’s drama. As it turns out, she isn’t so much angry that her boyfriend is screwing around, only that she hasn’t gotten any in awhile. “I’m fucking horny!” she tells Castle, running her finger along his crotch. “And it’s your sister’s fault I’m not getting laid.” She reminds him about the previous summer and a trip they took to San Diego where he came on to her in a limo. Nervous that one of his co-workers might happen into the shop and catch them, Castle tries to make her leave before things go any further. “There’s no one here… Just calm the fuck down,” she te;;s him. He does. And she goes to work on him with her mouth. Must have been hot in the old shop as both are drenched in sweat as they run through the usual five positions. He sprays his load across her face and into her mouth. It’s a lot of cum. She cleans him off. Decent scene.

No condoms.

No production dates given. Release Date: 06/01/2011

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