Another of the interview-then-screw tapes with Andretti doing all the sex. Andretti… Ug! Baring a slight resemblance to Lawrence Monoson of “Last American Virgin” fame; balding, big-nosed Andretti is hardly one to make the ladies swoon. Thankfully his female castmates, all of whom are in the mid to late-forties, have no problem with his looks if only because the prospect of screwing a guy twenty years their junior is too enticing. Or it could just be the financial incentive. Maybe a little of both.

 

The first girl up is long-time swinger and internet spectacle, Amy Charms. She just moved to Los Angeles from Texas and is eager to get to work. The director (never shown) begs her to remove her clothes and she does. Grumble. She’s chubby, with long blonde hair, big fake breasts, shaved pussy, piercings in both nipples, her navel and her clit. She also has a tattoo on her right ass cheek. Andretti, with a noticeable bandage over his navel, joins her and immediately has her spin around so that he can tongue-fuck her anus. So much for being subtle. He takes a few too many minutes putting on a condom and Charms grows increasingly restless. “I’m so horny,” she whispers, grinding herself into the couch. They run through about six positions before he nuts across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off.

 

On behalf of all Canadians, I’d like to apologize for Angelica, who is… well, yikes! Judging by her accent I’d say that she’s from Quebec, although she never officially states it. Apparently she likes “cock in her ass” as she repeats over and over to the director who appears less than amused. Most likely he’s heard that rap a million times before. He calls for the hired help, Andretti (he calls him Arby), who joins her rather reluctantly. Yippee, two ugly people having sex. Awesome! Angelica has reddish blonde hair, a shaved pussy, big fake boobs and a bit of a paunch. Andretti tongue-fucks Angelica’s ass and she returns the favour, much to his delight. They screw in two positions followed by anal sex, which includes some ass to mouth grossness. He squirts into her mouth and across her face. She cleans him off.

 

It takes awhile before the camera actually gets to the next girl’s face and for good reason, she’s not much to look at. Laura, the gal, is chubby, ghostly pale, with big real boobs and long brown hair. The director barely says two words to her, before calling for Andretti (this time the director calls him Andrew Rivera) to join in. Andretti is amazed that Laura’s tits are the real deal, blurting, “They’re real!” after a quick touch. As unattractive as Laura is, Andretti has no problem rising to the occasion and screwing her in a half dozen positions. He seems to be enjoying himself here, no doubt working through deep-rooted Oedipus complex. He blows his load across her face and into her mouth.

 

Fresh off a  two year sabbatical, Lizzy Liques returns to the business looking heavier than at any point in her career. She shows off her butt to the camera guy before pulling out a dildo and shoving it up her ass. He wants her to leave it in but try as she might, it won’t stay plugged in. It becomes an embarrassing show and the director orders Andretti to join in, if only to make it end. Big nose all business here, clearly not as “into” his partner as he probably should be. Following a brief segment in which she performs oral sex on him, they segue right into anal sex. It’s a lengthy anal screw with intermittent stops to let Lizzy suck his cock straight out of her ass. He elects to go the final leg in her pussy, ending with him launching his genetic goop across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off.

Only Amy demanded a condom, while the rest of the gals took a chance.

Date of Production: 9/14/2006. Release Date: 10/18/2006

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