Hopelessly silly set-ups, a lack of credits, horrible acting and some going-through-the-motions sex scenes, “Barely Legal 120″ is a lackluster affair that has Otto Bauer’s fingerprints all over it. There’s nary even a hint of Bauer’s usual kinky hallmarks and woman-hating crap ie no anal gapes, very few near-pukes, etc. Just your standard assembly line sex. You’d do well to seek out some of the earlier volumes in the series and avoid this.

 

In the first scene Ralph Long  (2010′s “Sex And The City: The Original XXX Parody“) is desperate to find out why the roses in the garden he’s being paid to care for won’t grow. He senses that it’s an ammonia build-up and decides to take some samples for testing. One day while gathering samples, he happens upon his employer’s daughter, Mae Meyers, taking a piss in said garden. She mumbles some nonsense about being angry at her father and begs Long not to tell him. He agrees, but only if she helps him with the “build-up” in his pants. *sigh* Nervous and fidgety, Mae is forever looking over at the camera and, thusly, killing the fantasy aspect of the scene. Mae is cute, has long brown hair, fair-sized real tits, shaved pussy, a left nostril piercing and lots of tattoos. They screw in four positions ending with him ejaculating across her right tit and face. He promises not to tell on her.

 

While cleaning the pool, Marco Banderas (2005′s “Neo Pornographia 4“) discovers a half dozen condoms clogging up the drain. He shows it to his employer (a semi-naked, Angela Attison, in a nonsex role) who becomes incensed at the idea of her daughter (Emme Michelle) having sex in the family pool. She rushes off to tell her husband. The ever-helpful Marco decides to confront the daughter himself, who is outside sunbathing with her gal pal, an un-credited Nadia Noel (2011′s “My Teacher Touched Me“). She isn’t amused and threatens to tell her father that Marco has been screwing her mom if he says anything. Huh? Anyway, in a bid to keep somebody’s mouth shut, they screw while Nadia shows herself out.

 

Emme is thin, very attractive, long brown curly hair, medium/small tits, shaved pussy, a right nostril piercing, a tattoo under her left breast, text on her right side under her arm/back, more text, a word, on her left hip and another, a bird, to the right of her navel on her bikini line. Her inexperience shows as her lousy cock-sucking skills (too much with the hands) drives Banderas to cut the bj short. Under the hot Cali sun, they run down about five positions before he dribbles his genetic garbage across her face and into her mouth. She kisses the head.

 

It’s the end of school and Ariana Fox, instead of heading home, elects to stick around the library and read up on sex. While waiting outside (I guess for a bus or something?), she is confronted by her female college professor (Mya Mayes) about why she isn’t off enjoying her summer vacation like the rest of the students. Fox tells her about an end-of-school party she’s supposed to attend and how she fears that everyone will be having sex and, since she’s a virgin, she won’t know what to do. In a bizarre move, the professor, Mayes, pulls out her (obviously fake) boobs and instructs Fox to touch them. She coaxes Fox into removing her top, as well. Jenner (2010′s “Don’t Tell My Wife I Assfucked The Babysitter“), another professor, observes the whole thing and orders Fox to come to his office for some disciplinary action. Wait, huh? disciplinary action? Isn’t school out? Improvising dialogue in an attempt to create a narrative only works if you have some idea of what the other person is talking about. Silly. In his office, Jenner is dumbfounded: “Wait, you’re in college and you’re in a library reading about sex?” He decides to show her how it’s done. Fox is cute, has long brown hair, navel piercing, shaved pussy and nice little butt. Ariana is a pretty good cock-sucker and her decision to keep her high heels on during a multi-positioned screw suggests she ‘s a tad whorish, to boot. Not really the makings of a virgin, if you ask me. Well, maybe one raised on a steady diet of pornography. They screw in five positions and he unloads across her shoulder-blade, chest and neck.

 

While out riding her bike, Elizabeth Bentley falls and hurts her ankle. Making things even worse is the fact that she forgot her cell phone at home. Derrick Pierce (2011′s “Badass School Girls 5“), out collecting his garbage can, offers to take her back to his place to let her call for help. Once inside, Pierce inspects her ankle himself. She suggests that he kiss it to make it better. Ug! One thing leads to another and they screw. Elizabeth Bentley’s web work easily outnumbers her film work, but she’s fast catching up. She has a great little body that suggests some time spent in a gym, smallish, nothing tits, long brown hair, shaved pussy and a tattoo on her tailbone. Pierce pounds her back to health in three positions before unloading across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off. Apparently the sex healed her ankle.

 

While on his way home from work, Otto Bauer (2007′s “Ass Blasting Felching Anal Whores“) relates to his pal via cell phone about how hot his new Hungarian maid (Bib Noel) is. His chat is intercut with footage of Bibi in his backyard getting undressed and masturbating. Upon arriving home, he strips down and joins her. Another crap set-up that gives way to a mostly robotic screw. Bibi is a gorgeous blonde, with navel and tongue piercings, fake medium-sized boobs and a tattoo on her left inner wrist. Bauer holds her head and forces her to do some deep-gagging, something she clearly doesn’t enjoy as evidenced by her looking to the cameraman for help. As she blows, dogs can suddenly be heard barking from another nearby property and Bauer orders everybody inside the house. No need to get the police involved. It’s a lengthy scene most of which involves Bibi getting ass-fucked all over Otto’s small kitchen. “There you go, bitch!” Otto mutters to Bibi who looks like she’d rather be anywhere else. He pulls out of her ass, ejaculates on it and quickly re-inserts.

No condoms.

No production dates given. Release Date: 7/19/2011

Other things I noted while watching: Emme Michelle and Elizabeth Bentley both go barefoot. Mae Meyers wore running shoes. Ariana Fox wore black high heels and Bibi Noel wore white high heels (open-toe).

Special thanks to Flygal, Marcel and Jeff for identifying some of the un-credited cast members.

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