Skeletal story featuring a hectic day in the life of a group of college students, in particular a group of young girls pledging a sex-obsessed sorority known Badass Girls. Lots of silly shenanigans makes for some fairly enjoyable sex scenes with some very attractive (mostly) young women.

 

This year’s “Killer Bodies: The Awakening” proved that Adam & Eve in-houser David Lord, when interested, could churn out a damn good film. And, judging by this gonzo outing, even when he’s not, he still turns out not a half bad product. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but it satisfies.

 

Selling her “Badass Cookies” door to door sorority pledge Nicole Aniston (2011′s “Revenge Cuckold“) finds herself being confronted by one very unhappy customer in Derrick Pierce (2011′s “Adventures In Babysitting“). His sarcastic, mocking tone doesn’t go over to well with the young lady, who replies, quite tersely, “Wow! You’re kind of a… dick.” Pierce offers to let her come inside where he calmly explains that every month another girl comes to the door selling the same horrible cookies and every time he gets suckered into buying. Well, not anymore. Aniston is desperate to sell the cookies in order to get into her sorority and decides to make Pierce an offer he might not be able to refuse. “I’ll suck your dick,” she tells him. Not much hesitation on Derrick’s part as he quickly makes the purchase and the sex commences. Aniston is simply stunning. Had she not had a (horrible) boob job, I’d say she would be near perfect. Muscular body, shoulder length blonde hair, gorgeous legs, perfect butt, sexy, confident attitude, great at sex, unbelievably pretty – seriously awesome all over, she is! Sadly, the boobs. In bed, she’s a very demanding lover, instructing Derrick on how to fuck her and when to slow down or speed up etc. Pierce loves her butt, something she takes note of in cowgirl: “You’re really squeezing my ass back there, huh.” Her cocky, self-assuredness and commanding attitude is a nice change from the nervous awkwardness most gals display in these “schoolgirl” movies. Great for a one night stand but you probably wouldn’t want to marry her, though. After three positions, Derrick sprays a huge load across her tanned six-pack abs.

 

Back at school, Britney Amber overhears Mr. Pete (2011′s “Official Jerry Springer Parody“) pleas for help and rushes to free him from a locker of which he has been jammed into. Apparently some jocks didn’t like that he was uncircumcised and decided to stick him into the nearest locker, or at least that’s the story he tells Amber. She’s not buying it. She is convinced that the real reason for his forced confinement was because he had a small dick. Either story you want to believe  – I’m just left shaking my head. Seriously, David? He decides to show her, leading to a fairly good locker-room screw. Amber has long blonde hair, very cute, huge text and a heart tattoo covering her belly, big fake tits and a shaved pussy. They hump in three positions and he dumps a load across her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off.

 

Elsewhere, student Seth Gamble (2010′s “This Isn’t Fast Times At Ridgemont High“) arrives in class early to prepare for a test. He discovers another student, Victoria White (2010′s “Babysitter Diaries 4“), already there rummaging through the teacher’s desk. Apparently she failed to study the night before and is looking for the test answers. Fearing he’ll be blamed too, Gamble decides the best course of action is to rat her out to the nearest authority figure. In an effort to shut him up, White decides to offer him a incentive to stay quiet – herself. Gamble can’t resist, and the two screw right there in the classroom in about three positions. “You better not tell on me!” White blurts while getting pounded. Cute. White has long blonde hair, tall and lanky, nice ass and medium sized tits. He ejaculates into her open mouth and across her face. She cleans him off.

 

Ash Hollywood (2011′s “Babysitters Gone Bad“) is looking beyond yummy with her short blonde hair, dark rimmed glasses, schoolgirl outfit and plenty of tattoos. Geeky Ash stops by after class to drop off a paper. Her boyfriend, Rocco Reed (2009′s “My First MILF“), has decided to tag along. Seeing that everyone has left for the day and because he’s feeling adventurous, Rocco suggests that they get it on right there in the empty classroom. Ash is reluctant but decides to play along. They run through three positions on the teacher’s wooden desk and Reed rewards her with a smallish load to her face and into her mouth. She cleans him off.

 

I still remember the sweet and innocent Teagan Presley that broke into porn a decade or so ago. Wow, she has come a long way since then. She’s all growsd up now, apparently having fully embracing her slut persona – at least on screen. Massive jugs,  arm sleeve tattoo, other tattoos liberally sprinkled all over her body and a tough take no prisoners attitude, she certainly isn’t your father’s Teagan Presley. Personally I love it. I think I get why my pal Paige Paxton is so friggin’ nuts about her. In the final scene, Teagan plays with the head of the Badass Girls Sorority who has tasked pledge, Kortney Kane (2011′s “Bikini Warriors“), with a chore: either steal the midterms or *or* face having sex with Teagan in the Dean’s office on the Dean’s desk and chance getting expelled. Well, as it goes, Kane chickens out stealing the paper, leading to the inevitable. In between classes, Teagan and Kane break into the Dean’s office and immediately set about screwing. Kane is terrified that they will get caught and doesn’t want to go through with the sex. Teagan doesn’t much care, throwing the pledge over the desk and attacking her shaved pussy like an animal. “How bad do you want to get into this fucking sorority?” Teagan mutters, ordering the young lady jam ever more fingers into her twat and make her cum. She gets three in there. Before it’s over the two hotties will go clit-to-clit scissor-leg style. Can never get enough scissor legged clit-to clit. Teagan really gets into it, at one point picking up a lamp and whipping it across the room (dramatic pause), all in effort to get a better grind in. They bump cookies for awhile and it’s fucking hot! When I say hot, I mean like Christina Saunders having sex with Katia in an East London swing club hot! “You can keep your sorority, I just wanted to fuck you,” Kane tells Teagan after they finish up. Hot!

No condoms.

No production dates given. Release Date: 8/15/2011.

Other things I noted while watching: Only Victoria White is barefoot. Britney Amber wore white running shoes. Nicole Aniston wore silver high heels. Teagan Presley wore black high heels. Ash Hollywood wore black open-toe high heels and black socks. Kortney Kane wore black high heels.

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