Collection of five very well done, un-connected vignettes featuring nannies getting… um… naughty. Jim Powers (2007’s “Ass Blasting Felching Anal Whores“) steps away from the more hard-edged stuff for a couple’s friendly outing and reminds us that, yeah, when he wants to, he can produce a light-hearted, enjoyable movie. He’s even apt to take a few shots politically at the adult industry’s biggest adversary, the Republican Party (seems there’s a lot of Republican-bashing going on of late in porn), while keeping the whole thing loose and sexy. As evidenced by a parting shot of Evan Stone and Jack Lawrence goofing around with a toy tiger, the whole shoot was just a heck of a lot of fun and it shows up in the final product.
With her boss (“Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody” star Evan Stone) off to work, nanny Faye Reagan (2010’s “Bree’s Beach Party 3“) sets up her “Nanny Cam” and does a little clean-teasing for the boys. Stone arrives home from work early and discovers that his living room has been converted into an X-rated studio. He confronts her about it and she is, not surprisingly, embarrassed. They quickly hash out an arrangement where Faye can keep doing her live cam show while Evan is at work but she has to throw a little kitty his way from time to time. She has no problem with that, of course. Pale, red-head Faye has never done much for me in the past but, her little girl chatter here is hot. A couple of times she chastises Evan for ripping his clothes. Hilarious way to stay in character, especially given she’ll be the one sewing them back together. They screw in a half dozen positions before Stone dumps a load across her stomach.
While waiting for the kids to get home from school, nanny Bibi Jones (credits: Britney Beth) is asked to snag a watch by her employer who has called ahead before arrival. Her employer’s watch is wrapped around a vibrator and, because this is a porn, Bibi decides to test it on herself, but not before changing into some of her employer’s lingerie. Xander Corvus (2011’s “Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody“), a college student, arrives home to get his wakeboard and stumbles upon Bibi in his parent’s bed. Earlier in the scene Xander (via cell phone conversation) assures his dad that he won’t hit on the nanny. Apparently Xander had a crush on Bibi for awhile but she never returned his affections, so he gave up. Seeing her in bed, rubbing one out, proves a fantasy come true for the red blooded young buck. Upon catching sight of him watching her, Bibi is horrified but Xander assures her that it’s okay and that she should keep going. She comes around to it, rubbing herself off as Xander strokes himself. One glimpse of Xander’s sizable dong and Bibi is flipping off the vibrator and reaching out for the real thing. Bibi has a thing about kissing on the lips, and Xander has to move quick to save face. Way to get the scene going on an awkward note. Bibi Jones (2011’s “Midnight Prowl 21“) is absolutely stunning, has long blonde hair, a shaved box, medium-sized fake tits and a great little ass. They screw in three positions and Xander unloads across her face and into her open mouth.
In a very strange, incredibly hot scene, gap-toothed Angelica Raven is called away from her soaps to tend to, not a baby, but her employer, Tommy Gunn (2011’s “Spread Eagle“), who is in desperate need of attention, if you know what I mean. The scene, mostly photographed POV, moves incredibly fast, spending only two or three seconds per position (there’s about a half dozen) “God, my ass is fucked!” Angelica blurts, at one point. Indeed it is, as Angelica takes Gunn’s ramming piston up her colon for all but one position. He sprays across her face and into her open mouth.
Somebody is out to make some political points in the next scene. Jack Lawrence (2004’s “Hardcore Sex In The City“), playing a Democratic senator, shows his recently-hired Mexican nanny, Jynx Maze (2010’s “Cum Fart Cocktails 8“), around her staying quarters. Curious to find out what happened to Maze on her last job, she explains (in a horrible Spanish accent) that her last employer, a Republican governor, treated her horribly and even kicked her out on the street like so much trash. As a Democrat, Lawrence explains, his job is to fight for people like Maze and see that they get a fair shake. Overjoyed at the prospect of not being treated like a piece of dirt, Maze hops into the sack with the recently-divorced senator, diving on his cock and spreading her legs for a solid Dem-dicking. Maze, a Peruvian-born brunette with a huge tattoo on her left side, a shaved pussy and navel piercing, seems to lose her thick accent as the sexing gets more heated. She fingers her own ass while riding Jack in cowgirl. When he hints that he desperately wants to ejaculate inside her, Maze merely giggles, letting him know that she has no problem with that. She pushes his cum out onto the be and afterwards they snuggle and kiss. Cute.
In the final scene, nanny Lily Carter (2011’s “Adventures In Babysitting“) is there to greet businessman, Alec Knight (2011’s “Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody“), after a long day at the office. Rather than ask where his wife is, Alec decides the best course of action would be to eat said nanny right there at the bottom of a long staircase. Lily Carter is cute, has long brown hair, nothing tits, 2 stars between navel and a shaved pussy. She’s a chatter box, yapping incoherently at Knight who drills her in two positions. He dumps a smallish, watery load into her mouth and across her face.
Running at about 20 minutes, the BTS DVD Extra includes Faye Reagan, ticky and smoking a cigarette, describing her bad run of luck the last few days and her reason for not taking a man’s cock in her ass on camera. Bibi, Angelica, Jynx (also getting screwed) and Lily (a self-professed lesbian) are interviewed.
Jim Powers (the director) appears in voice-only during the end credits.
Angelica Raven and Lily Carter go barefoot in their scenes; Jynx Maze wears running shoes; Bib Jones is barefoot (wrapped in black fishnet stockings) and Faye Reagan starts out wearing white high heels but loses them during her romp with Stone.
Production Dates. 12/06/2010, 12/07/2010. Release Date: 02/23/2011.