I only grabbed “Screw My Wife Please 66 (She Needs Sex in the City)” for inclusion in this Christina Saunders marathon because of the Sex and the City tie-in. Sadly, outside of some contemptuous women, a handful of self-loathing men and the fact that the production took place in a city (Los Angeles), this really has nothing to do with Sex and the City in any way. Nadda. Nothing. Anyway, I did it. It’s done, so I figured I’d include it.
Bobby Rinaldi opens the video by explaining that things aren’t going as smoothly as he’d like so the order of the girls are still forthcoming. Okay, I care about that because why again? Dave Cummings doesn’t care as he’s a gotten a blowjob from Melanie Jaye and is thinking it’s going to be a good day.
The series, for those who’ve never seen one, is the same from volume to volume and it involves cuckold hubbies wanting to see their wives getting screwed by another, typically better-looking man, who is usually an established pornstar. It is designed to appeal to two groups of people: subservient, loser males and those interested in pro-am porn. The first lot, I have no comment. The second, um, unless your a moron, you know that it’s all play-acting. Nobody is actually married to anybody and the sex is all professional. Even the obedient husbands are usually just crew members playing a role. Manila sticks cutesy made-up names on the girls to throw off fans who might figure it out, and also to further prop up the idea it’s an actual married couple. It is these “cutesy made up names” that drive us nuts at the iafd. Oh, well.
The first married couple are George (Caucasian, brown hair) and Melanie Utley (Melanie Jayne). They met in a bowling alley and are curious to try something different. Cummings motions for Marco Banderas to enter when the dialogue starts to veer into silly. Marco is, uncharacteristically, looking a little dishevelled here – his shirt is un-tucked and his suit appears to be hanging off him like he just jumped into it before walking on set – probably speaking to some of the behind the scenes problems that Manila was talking about in the intro. His partner, Cummings, is a fine looking woman, with long blonde hair, thin, tight body, muscular legs, lemon sized breasts (thanks, Flygal!) and a navel piercing. She has numerous tattoos including a spider above her left breast, a small dragonfly left of her pube line and a large pierced heart with “Die For” banner on her right butt cheek. The scene starts out a little slow, as Marco and Melanie can’t resist smooching and fondling each other. Dave has to remind them to moves things along. They eventually do get to work, screwing in a half dozen frenzied positions. Very hot. They definitely seem into each other. Dave even joins in briefly, getting his cock sucked as Marco pounds her in doggy. Marco dumps his Latin load across her face and into her mouth to end the scene. She blows bubbles and cleans him off. It’s cute.
Jim (Caucasian, older, brown hair) and Mrs. G. (Gabby) Rollins (Gabby Quinteros) are the next married couple. They’ve been together for eight years and are big porn fans and they’ve driven a long way to make his fantasy of seeing his wife with a pornstar become a reality. They wasted their gas as all Cummings has to offer is dopey Chris Cannon. Ug! Gabby claims to be from Mexico, has long black hair with blonde streaks, a thick, sexy body, navel piercing and big fake grapefruits (according to my co-worker, Flygal, a grapefruit is the equivalent to a D cup – “the letters are derived by the difference of the ‘band’ length and the fullest part of the rack.”). She blows Cannon and they have by-the-numbers sex. No passion. Not even the DePalma split screens or Gabby’s speaking Spanish helps out. A hundred hours after they started, Cannon shoots his load into her mouth and across her face. She cleans him off.
Bill (Caucasian, brown, muscular-build, tattoo on left upper arm/bicep) and H. (Hannah) Hammels (Hannah Santana) are the next married couple. Bill caught sight of one of the “Screw My Wife” movies while staying at a hotel and was eager to talk his wife into appearing in one. Cheyne Collins is the stud that Dave has lined up for Hannah. Under any other circumstances I’d be groaning at the thought of sitting through a Cheyne Collins scene however after bottoming out with Chris Cannon, I figured things could only get better. Hannah looks so much like Barbara Summer that I thought it was her. She has long blonde hair, a tight little body, lemons (B cup) and nice booty. Collins screws her in a bunch of positions. Dave joins in, letting her suck his cock. Collins is so turned on that he has to stop the action frequently to keep from ejaculating. He squirts off across her face and into her open mouth. She swallows and then cleans him off. “There are only a few girls that could do what you did today,” Collins tells her. Very good scene.
Eric and T. (Taylor) Feliz (Taylor) have been married for five years. They are big porn fans and for their anniversary, Eric wants to watch Taylor screw a porn stud. When he hears that Brit Danny Mountain is on tap, Eric is over the moon, even more so than his wife. Not gay at all. Taylor is Asian, has long brown hair, a tramp stamp, a tattoo on her lower left ankle, a great little body, muscular, awesome legs, fake grapefruits. Taylor, unlike the other gals, appears to be a genuine first-timer and she reaaally gets into it. With Mountain’s tongue working her bald twat, she grinds and swivels herself to a very real looking orgasm. She scrambles to get Mountain’s pants off and then the two screw in a completely off-the-hook session. He dribbles a load in her mouth and she cleans him off.
Ben and C. (Cameron) Lidge (Cameron V.) are from New York and they’ve been married for fifteen years. Ben is probably in his 50s and weighs about 300 pounds. He’s one of those loud, obnoxious assholes who you just love to hate. No wonder Cameron is desperate to screw another man. Jay Lassiter enters and he and Cameron start in with the oral stuff while Ben is forever interrupting the action and slapping Cameron. “Sir.. Sir,” Dave says, desperate to calm him down. Oh, I see now why there was problems. Very awkward. Not the least bit hot. Cameron, a former kick boxer, is achingly sexy, with a wafer thin frame, short blonde hair, fake grapefruits, navel piercing and numerous tattoos including Disney’s Snow White on her left bikini line, red cherries on her left upper arm, a child’s face surrounded by flowers on lower back, another on her right lower leg/ankle and one on her upper back on the right shoulder blade. Lassiter does his usual jack-hammer fucking on Cameron as she blows Dave. The screwing is fast and furious. Cameron stops briefly to squirt all over Jay’s hand and then it’s back to the grind. Ben won’t stop talking even though Jay and Cameron do their best to tune him out. Jay cums into Cameron’s mouth and across her face. She cleans him up big time. They kiss.
Judging from the bts, Dave had a very good day. During the interview portion he managed to wrangle blowjobs out of Cameron (twice!), Melanie, Gabby and Taylor. The remainder of the bts is just them getting prepared, fooling around, doing make-up etc.
D.O.P.: 10/22/2008. Release Date: 12/04/2008