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Incredible Hulk: A XXX Porn Parody

Year: 2011
Runtime: 252
Distributor: Vivid
Studio: Vivid
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Structured around a series of flashbacks, the early part of the film seems to lumber along at a snail’s pace as a pair of over-long sex scenes play out. It’s not until the arrival of the green-skinned one at around the film’s two hour- twenty-minute mark, do things really pick up steam. Not to say this isn’t an enjoyable effort because it most assuredly is, it’s just Skow shouldn’t be afraid to trim his scenes down a bit, or simply add more.

 

That bit of business aside, let me just point out how much this film kicked sweet ass. “Incredible Hulk: A XXX Porn Parody” perfectly captures the spirit and 70s era vibe of the old TV show, for which this is based, far better than the recent retro “Charlie’s Angels” parody or any of the same-era blaxploitation parodies being churned out by Black Ice. Skow (2011’s “Backdoor To Chyna“) goes to town here in his attempt to re-capture the essence of the old show: the wardrobe, music (by Rock Hard), set design, hair, automobiles and basic overall mise-en-scene, it’s all there. He even seems to bleach out some of the footage, to give us the impression that he’s shooting on an old-grade film stock. Just awesome!

 

Also worth mentioning are the solid performances of the film’s leads. The arrival of the poorly-cast Ralph Long (2011’s “Midnight Prowl 21“), as a police officer, mumbling his line delivery, goes a long way to remind us just how goddamn good the other performers are here. Randy Spears, Lily Labeau (2011’s “This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX“), Alec Knight (2010’s “This Isn’t Christmas Vacation: The XXX Parody“) and Anthony Rosano (2011’s “Official Jerry Springer Parody“) are simply amazing in their layered roles. Dale DaBone (2010’s Babysitter Diaries 4“) stands way way out from the pack, offering up a sympathetic turn as David Banner, a man guilt-ridden over the death of his wife (a death he feels he could have prevented) and determined to unravel the mystery behind how a 90 pound woman can lift an automobile to save a loved one. Randy Spears (2011’s “Sex Driven“), as Jack McGee. is also great playing a scheming, snake-like tabloid journalist. Even Lee Stone (2003’s “WTIT In Boobsville“), whose entire performance is conveyed through pantomime, is brilliant. Lily Labeau, as Banner’s assistant, offers up a character with surprising depth. Watching her and DaBone together, bouncing dialogue off of each other like two seasoned pros, added up to some of my most favorite moments in the film.

 

A prologue sets up the night Dr. David Banner (DaBone) lost his wife in a tragic car accident. Before we get to that, we are made to sit through one of those cliched syrupy-sweet romantic montages propping up the fact that DaBone and his wife, Tori Black (2009’s “Cougar Cruisin“), are deeply in love. Yeah, we get it. A sax-heavy score and some mood lighting add spark to DaBone and Black’s follow-up screw, snuggling and sexing in a bunch of positions. DaBone elects to degrade the love of his life by ejaculating across her face, an act that, had this not been a porno, would have thoroughly corrupted the scene’s amorous tone. It is porn, so, shrug your shoulders and move on. I did.

 

The car accident plays out the next day and DaBone is helpless to pull Black free from the upturned vehicle which ultimately explodes, leaving him a both widower and the shell of the man he was. He also emerges with a newly defined focus. He is determined to understand and harness, through scientific means, how a seemingly normal human being can muster the strength to flip a car at will.

 

The next two scenes involve two separate case studies in which a person was able to attain momentary super-human strength in order to rescue a loved-on, something DaBone simply could not do. The first “test subject” is Marie Luv who relates to Dale DaBone and his assistant, Lily Labeau, about the night she and her swinging hubby, Jon Jon (2009’s “Nightmare on Black Street 2“), donning an over-sized afro, tag-teamed a hooker, India Summer. Despite the fake moans and over-exaggerated histrionics, the scene sizzles, as both gals give and give, licking each other and getting screwed in a bunch of positions. Jon Jon squirts on their faces and into their mouths. They swap the cum. Afterwards, on the way to take Summer back to her pimp, the car flips and Luv, who apparently never came during the threeway, lifts the car and drags her man to safety to, I guess, screw him some more.

 

In the film’s weakest scene, Anthony Rosano, looking greasier than usual, tells of how during the just past Bi-Centennial celebration, he brought a trio of girls, Alexis Texas (2010’s “Bree’s Beach Party 3“), Sara Stone and Zoe Voss (2011’s “Superman XXX: A Porn Parody“) back to his place for a night of wild sexing. All girls take a spin on Rosano and each takes a spin licking each other. They go through the routine, swapping and switching up, for what seems like hours. In the end, an Earthquake sends a statue falling on the girls, just as Rosano unloads (barely a dribble). In a frenzy he lifts the statue and proceeds to dump (off-camera) another never-ending load across Voss’ face. It’s clearly lotion or conditioner being used. A weak, weak scene that never seemed to want to wrap up.

 

Deducing that super-human strength has something to do with the frustration of not being able to orgasm, DaBone and Labeau arrange to have their co-workers, Katie St. Ives and Alec Knight, screw as an experiment. The only rule: they have to be willing to have sex for at least three hours and not have orgasm. If they orgasm, the test will become tainted and worthless. Knight (in a fake beard) throws St.Ives (adorable brunette) a heated, multi-positioned tussle, that, again, goes on a little long but is forgivable considering it’s actually part of the plot. While watching from the observation booth, Labeau stretches, pushing her nipples against her shirt. All the screwing and now Labeau’s nipples leaves Knight unable to hold back and he launches a long-distance load that actually smashes into (and splashes off of) Katie’s underarm. Dale becomes incensed. He blames the ruined experiment on Labeau who, in turn, storms off in a huff.

 

Alone in his lab, DaBone figures out the missing ingredient to harnessing the power of super-human strength – gamma radiation. Unable to reach Labeau, DaBone decides to use himself as a lab rat and zaps himself full of gamma goodness. On the way home, a flat tire, a rainstorm and tightly fastened lugnut conspire to send DaBone over the edge. Utilizing the Paul Naschy stop-motion transformation technique, DaBone’s Frankenstein monster emerges in the form of a hulking gree-skinned brute (Lee Stone) who finally gets a chance to flip a car (lots of car flipping in this movie) before rushing off into the woods.

 

An unsuspecting pair of campers, Lexi Belle (2011’s “Official Halloween Parody“) and Gracie Glam (2010’s “Creature Feature“) are the first to encounter the green brute, but not before they have themselves a hot, playful night of lesbian love-making under the stars. Belle is so cute you could eat her up, while Glam is feisty and down for some girl on girl action. They lick and finger each other just right and the scene is achingly hot. The next morning, Stone (in green make-up and shredded clothing) startles the pair, who shoot him in the arm before charging off into the forest in terror.

 

Across town, Lily Labeau wakes herself by masturbating in a hot tub. Whatever works. Searching for something to bring her over, Lily begins to fantasize about screwing Dale DaBone. Honestly, I’m not sure if this is a memory or a fantasy, but I’ll go with fantasy just to be safe. Swapping out a kitchen bj for the comfort of a couch, DaBone and Labeau have a heated, passion-filled tussle that ends with Labeau taking his testicular rubbish across her face. No sooner does she finish her rub session does DaBone arrive at her door, desperate to tell her about what happened the night before. Or at least tell her what he can remember.

 

Heading back to the lab, DaBone consents to be a lab rat once again as he and Lily attempt to draw out the beast that lurks within. After several hours of nothing happening, Labeau decides to rub one out to a sleeping DaBone. This, for whatever reason, delivers The Hulk to them. He thoroughly demolishes the room housing him before stumbling into Labeau who does what any scientist would do when confronted with something of such great scientific importance, she seduces and humps him. While the scene might seem risible on paper, Labeau and Stone actually make it work. You almost forget the contrasting skin colors, his forest green and her pale white, focusing instead on just how hot their fucking is. They screw in a whole slew of positions ending with her stroking his huge, crooked cock off across her toned tummy.

 

I guess because you have Randy Spears in your movie acting up a storm, you feel obligated to let him screw somebody to make it worth his time (I mean outside of the obvious monetary incentive) but I probably would have skipped it. Tanya Tate, from Liverpool, England, is sexy enough and Randy Spears screws her with the right amount of enthusiasm, but overall the scene feels slightly tacked on. They screw in a couple of positions ending with him busting off across her pubes.

 

A final dramatic showdown between pesky Spears and DaBone culminates with one more ‘Hulk-out’ and the green guy being accused of murder. Setting up the next film nicely, both Alec Knight and Randy Spears vow to catch and/or kill “The Hulk” while DaBone bids farewell to a loved one and the life he used to know. Bring it on Skow, I dares ya!

Dates of Production:  1/12/2011- 2/2/2011. Release Date: 6/10/2011.

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Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 10 Jul 2011 | Reviews

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