“Ass Blasting Felching Anal Whores” is sure to appeal to the sick fucks out there, who like their sex with a side-order of repugnant. This is only a couple of rungs removed from scat and beastiality porn. Only a couple. The women here are some of the whorish the industry has to offer, game for whatever disgusting thing Jeff Steward and company want to throw at them. In this case, it’s consenting to have their colons filled with a colored-milky substance, for which they shit out on any available surface including cocks, furniture and into the mouth of whichever female who might be standing nearby. Yes, it’s filthy and this time it’s served up on a plastic-covered platter. Don’t wanna wreck all the furniture, now do we.
In the opening scene, sleazebag Rick Masters (1997’s “Tight Ass“) wanders into a room and is immediately blasted in the face by a yellowish substance. His girlfriend, Cindy Crawford is mad at him for something he did and elects to get her revenge by shit-spraying a cup’s worth of yellowish liquid out of her anus.
Masters is a pervert, who dives right in, licking that Mount Vesuvius even as it continues to erupt in every direction. The editor slows it down, showing it in all of its depraved glory. She blows him and then takes him in her hairless pussy for a quick spin. Hopping into cowgirl, Crawford sprays even more juice out of her ass while getting pounded. Things gets messy. After a lengthy session in which Masters fucks and cums (fake) up inside Crawford’s ass, Audrey Hollander (2004’s “Violation of Gia Paloma“) crawls into the room, muttering to Masters, “I’m so hungry, I can’t wait to drink the juice out of her ass.” Um, grab a hamburger before you get to the set, honey. Anywho, she proceeds to felch the milk out of Crawford’s dumper, getting a huge mouthful. The two girls swap the juice, followed by Audrey deep-gagging on Masters’ cock and demanding that he cum up Crawford’s ass again (you know, for real this time) and agrees. In between Masters fucking Crawford in the butt, Audrey shoops the milky substance out of her ass (gross) and spits it into Crawford’s face. Masters does eventually breed Cindy’s ass, and Crawford promptly shits it into Audrey’s mouth, who has scooted under her. She, in turn, horks it into Crawford’s mouth again. The camera pulls back to reveal that Seth Dickens was in front and center for the debauchery — jerking off. “You like what you’re watching?” she asks him.
Before we get to that, there’s some blurry footage of Crawford bending over shitting the yellow milky substance into the camera literally covering it.
Back to the scene at hand, Audrey Hollander crawls over to buff Seth Dickens. “Do you like to watch girls squirting shit out of their ass?” she says. He does, of course. Seth drapes Audrey over the edge of a couch and proceeds to give her a supremely rough, choke-filled Gag Factor’ session. “I swallowed my puke,” Audrey screeches at one point, turning blue. She’s desperate for oxygen by the time the thing finishes. Dickens is relentless, and the freckled red-headed cutie seems a little stunned. No big surprise that he ends up balls deep in her ass, screwing her in a bunch of positions. At one point, she yanks his dick out of her ass just in time to send a torrent of bluish liquid splashing across his legs and crotch. They replay it in slow-motion. “I’m so unclean,” Audrey mutters while riding Seth in reverse cowgirl. She shits more bluish milk out, this time not even bothering to let Seth take it out as she’s doing it, so it kinda of explodes out around the sides. Fuggin’ nasty! Three fingers followed by a dildo in her ass and things are starting to get gross. Alicia Angel joins in, cheering Seth on as he ejaculate deep inside Audrey’s dumper. Alicia climbs underneath, allowing Audrey to shit the cum/milk mixture directly into her mouth. Some of it runs down Alicia’s chest and Audrey and her share a cummy kiss. Seth goes for another round, jerking himself back to erection and screwing Audrey’s ass for awhile. He wants to fuck Alicia because she’s hot so she bends her over and he moves in, slipping up inside her pussy. He hammers away until he is about to blow, then scampers over to Audrey where he re-inserts into her ass and sends his second hot load up her colon. Audrey promptly shits it out, letting it run down her pussy and stomach. Alicia dives in to lick clean Audrey’s backdoor which is rosebudding Mila-style. They share yet another kiss.
There’s some blurry footage of Audrey Hollander in somebody’s backyard, squatting and shitting the milky juice out onto the grass.
In the next disjoited scene, Johnny Thrust finds Alicia Angel (2006’s “Passionate Love“) and Isabella Pacino (credits: Isabella) wrapped in plastic. He frees them and then is rewarded with a bluish-milky ass-blast to the face. He calls in his friend (Otto Bauer) to help him plug the dike.
Isabella lets Thrust screw her tonsils, before he scampers off, letting Bauer (2010’s “Boffing the Babysitter 6“) to get serviced by the two gals. Thrust re-enters and screws Isabella, but then they leave. Otto screws Alicia. At one point, he frees his cock allowing Alicia to launch a shocking amount of bluish liquid from her anus…. and it doesn’t stop. “Dirty girl, look at you, you’re shitting all over the place,” Bauer growls. Otto has to pull free every few seconds to let Alicia queef yet another huge wad out. I counted about 15 in a single take. How can a human anus hold that much liquid? Jesus. He uses a speculum on her pussy and mouth, fucking it both times. Ouch! Otto ejaculates up her asshole and she shits it into Isabella’s waiting mouth..
More blurry footage of Alicia Angel shitting blue loads out of her ass into the camera. She gets some serious distance.
Johnny Thrust (2005’s “Anal Delinquents 3“) re-enters and picks up fucking Isabella, this time cumming in her face. Ugly, greasy, tattooed freak, Marty Romano, enters briefly, but he seems unable to perform, so Otto Bauer has to return to screw Isabella, ending with him delivering his second ass creampie. Before Alica can get into position, Isabella has launched the cum/milk mixture halfway across the room. Alicia dives in a little late, lapping it up and spitting it into Isabella’s mouth. Romano re-enters the fray long enough to send a cumload across Isabella’s face and open mouth. More swapping.
The film closes with a montage of all the ladies farting onto a piece of paper, for which they sign. Art? I wonder how much they went for on JM’s website?
Production Date. 02/08/2007. Release Date: 05/21/2007.