Seeing Manuel Ferrara and Scott Nails in the cast, I went in expecting to hate this. Surprisingly, I didn’t. This is an interesting mix of gonzo-type scenes and actual set-ups, made workable thanks to some volcanic sexings. Even the Latin robot, Ferrara, manages to turn in something worth watching – a stop-start tussle with feisty Madison Parker that borders on combustible. The final tussle, involving a gun and threat of murder, turns out to be the film’s high point although I’m curious how such a scene would be received if the gender roles were reversed.

 

Kagney Lynn Karter (2010′s “Official Friday the 13th Parody“), might have a nice rump, but it’s a chore watching her have sex. Sorry, but inflated tits, a pound of make-up and a bellyful of fake moans does not sexy girl make. Isn’t it great that we get to open the film with her. Crawling across the bed, she frigs off her shaved, pierced pussy in anticipation of stud-for-hire, Scott Nails, to arrive. He looks his usual un-showered self, and immediately gets to work screwing her all over (and off the side of) a small white-sheeted bed. Kagney is more annoying than usual here, staring down the camera and screeching like a banshee as they move through the pre-determined positions. Nails waits until she gets off an orgasm worthy of an Oscar, before busting a nut across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off.

 

What’s that old saying, I went to a fashion show and a porno broke out? That’s sort of what happens here as Madison Parker (2009′s “DP County“), a sexy brunette with an ass to die for and a shaved pussy, is made to try on every item of clothing in her packed suitcase including jeans, French maid outfits and corsets of every color. In between the modeling show, Madison and Manuel Ferrara engage in some unbelievably hot sex (including anal) that culminates with her squirting all over the couch (and her outfit). Messy girl. She takes his load across her face and into her open mouth and then cleans him off. The pacing of the scene is bizarre, as the action is forever stopping and starting as Madison is made to try on a new outfit. It’s definitely different and, in my opinion, it works. It developes into a very erotic little romp. Manuel “the Latin robot” Ferrara in a good scene? Yup, for once he brings the goods.

 

Back to the grind, as Manuel Ferrara (2008′s “Teenage Peach Fuzz 5“) returns to take on Cindy Hope, a European gal with long blonde hair, a tattoo on her lower left outer leg, a band around her right ankle, wings on her lower back and another on her left ring finger. She has an okay body with smallish fake tits. Robby D. isn’t around so Manuel has to do all the filming himself, on top of the actual sexing. It’s a rapid, disorienting assortment of stationary and jumpy POV shots as Manuel moves from the couch to the dinner table to a couch to the floor and back again. Manuel starts in with his Latin lover chatter which doesn’t seem to work on Cindy who tells him in no uncertain terms to “Shut up!” Finally. Thank you, Cindy. He blows off his load across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off.

 

Three gonzo segments later and we finally arrive at something akin to an actual set-up. Kasey Chase plays a student forced to contend with her older brother’s naggy best friend, Scott Nails (2006′s “Christmas In Memphis“). Since she’s home alone, Scott takes the opportunity to try to get into her pants. Kasey is adamant that she has to her finish her homework, but he’s a persistent bugger and she eventually relents. Mentioning that she and the girls in her class are having a “who can bang the guy with the biggest dick” contest, she proceeds to bust out a ruler and measure him. “9 inches,” she exclaims, sounding positively… excited? A romantic screw over the kitchen table results in Nails busting off his load into her mouth and across her face. She cleans him off. She might as well, since he’s not going to. An unnecessary parting shot finds Kasey proudly writing in her diary that she fucked her brother’s best friend. Christina Saunders would be proud.

 

In the final scene, we get another set-up albeit one delivered in bad taste, as Mallory Rae Murphy threatens to shoot Seth Gamble (2010′s “My Daughter’s Boyfriend 3“) if he doesn’t have sex with her. Apparently Seth has boned all of her friends but for some reason, not her. Huh? I can’t even begin to chance a guess why. Oh yeah, because she’s fucking crazy! Eventually the gun is set aside and the sex commences. It’s hot, rough and as good, if not better, than any other scene in the movie. Not sure why gun play was required to get us there. Gamble, fresh from a stint in gay porn, seems to have erection problems but Robby D. (2010′s ”Bar Pussy“) and his editor Nick P. make it work. Rather than cut away, they linger the camera on Mallory’s sweaty face for the entire length of time it takes for Gamble to get hard and re-insert. Mallory’s anticipation (more for getting the scene over with than actually having sex) is palpable and speaks to a kind of realism mostly absent from most porn. Gamble busts off across her face and into her open mouth and she cleans him up.

No condoms.

D.O.P.: 01/02/ 2010. Release Date: 3/22/2010.

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