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Official Jerry Springer Parody

Year: 2011
Runtime: 90
Distributor: Zero Tolerance
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Often cited as an example of the decline of Western Civilization, the Jerry Springer Show is the very essence of trash television. It’s a show that celebrates all things ugly about the post-Regan American me-first fast food culture.

The guests are generally un-educated, or come from low-income backgrounds (hence all the trailer park, gehtto, homelessness jokes) and are easily manipulated (read: exploited) by the show’s sleazy producers into doing (and acting) in a way that will produce sensationalistic edgy results; violent fights, nudity, out of control behaviour and other such acts that would land most anybody a stint in the pogie under any other circumstances. It works! The show is a ratings juggernaut and has been since it switched its format from talk to trash in 1997. In 2008, Rachelle Consiglio (a woman I’m convinced has no soul) took over from Richard Dominick, the architect of the restructuring, and elected to reign in the craziness and side show aspects Dominick instituted and refocus it back towards the sex and violence. You know, the good stuff.

No big surprise that the porn gods would come calling in the form of a parody of the infamous talk show. Hard to make a parody of a talk show that is, already itself, a parody of a talk show but Nate Liquor and crew manage to pull it off. The set is almost a perfect duplicate while the situations discussed in the various segments are so close to the actual show that one might assume somebody just transcribed an actual Jerry Springer segment.

 

Anthony Rosano (2011′s “Simpsons: The XXX Parody“), competing with Evan Stone for the most parody titles starred in, makes for a fine Springer, mimicking his sardonic wit almost perfectly. Tori Lux, with her back tattoo and willingness to pull apart her cheeks and show off her anus, is great as a pole girl. Her booty girl shake-off near the end of the movie was a highlight. Sadly, as good a parody as this film turns out to be, they fail to capitalize on a lot of things. For one, the audience (all un-credited extras) is comprised of a variety of old and young women and I would have loved to see them pulling off the trademark Jerry-bead flashing bit. Damn, this is porn! Make it happen next time, guyz. I wanna see that Estelle Costanza lookalike in the back row get nekkid. Is it too much to ask of a porno to see boobies?

 

Introducing the segment “Brawling Babes and Douche bag Fuck Sticks” Rosano describes it as, “So hot for tv it’s actually a porno.” Amy Brooke (with dark hair) is the first guest and she suspects that her cousin (un-credited blonde named Maya) might be sleeping with her man (John Strong). Before we get to the cat fight, Amy and Tori compete to see who has the best anus. I kid you not! Nothing like starting out in the gutter. Amy is a flthy girl. I fell in love with her after seeing her in all of her fucked-up glory in ”Cumfart Cocktails 8“. Later, after the requisite slap-fight, Strong (1999′s “Mila: Queen of Nasty – The Wreckage“) emerges to tell Amy that he’s tired of his job (he’s an insurance adjuster) and wants to be a pimp, hence his reason for screwing Maya. As they cut to commercial, Amy confides in John how hot she thinks it is that he fucked her cousin or something. They decide to get it on right there on the couch in front of Jerry’s audience, including Amy (wearing knee high leather stiletto boots) taking it up the ass in a dozen positions, gaping and doing ass to mouth. She’s like a rabid animal here. Their sexing gets so raucous that Amy’s hair gets caught in the couch and she practically rips it out scampering around to suck dick out of her butt. John pulls out of her ass, and after another round of ass to mouth, he sends a load across Amy’s face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off. Nasty, filthy sex! Amy continues to impress me. It’s the most alive I’ve seen zombie-Strong in years.

 

While waiting for Steve (Derrick Pierce because apparently Christian XXX was busy that day) to find the next guest (Kristina Rose) in the back, Jerry decides to open up the floor for questions. The first guest to raise his hand is none other than Mr. Pete (2009′s “This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX“) and he has a question for Tori Lux: “Um, can I put my junk in you?” Tori demands to see said junk, so Pete whips it out. She’s happy with what she sees, and right there in front of everyone she proceeds to give Pete’s junk a wet, sloppy blowjob. They move over to the couch so Pete can slam her shaved box in about five positions before spraying a load across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off.

 

As there’s a general four tit quota on the real show, it’s no shock when Vicki Chase opts to flash her tits (the only one — Damn you, Estelle lookalike, how you tease me with your dignity). Sadly, Jerry’s out of his beads. Chase doesn’t much care, as she’s more interested in receiving a pearl necklace from the host. Heading backstage, Chase gives Rosano a messy blow job/tit fuck. It goes on for a few minutes before she strokes him off across her face and into her open mouth. She cleans him up. No actual sex occurs.

 

Backstage Derrick Pierce (2009′s “Team Squirt 11“) finds Kristina Rose (2009′s “Cougar Cruisin“) and Lou Charmelle in the greenroom making out. “What are you doing? You’re supposed to be fighting,” he says, reminding them why they are there. The two ladies are definitely into physical contact, only not the kind the show’s producers have in mind. Eventually they persuade him to join in their sexy antics. Lou has a tiny little butt that looks adorable while Kristina Rose is packing a fine booty herself. Both girls take turns getting pounded by Pierce. “I want you to cum on that cock,” Rose whispers Charmelle. Doubtful that she did, but it looks and sounds good. Pulling out of Charmelle, Derrick sends a load into Rose’s mouth and across her face. She cleans him off and then the girls swap his cum.

 

Next, Miya Monroe and un-credited gal (they call her Ariana) have a booty shake competition. Tori runs in and easily steals it. Thank god for the slow-motion feature! Miya’s boyfriend (Alex Gonz) comes out. When asked about who scored better on the booty shake, Gonz admits that he’s stoned and has no idea what Jerry’s talking about. “I thought it was a blowjob competition,” he mutters. This, for whatever reason, leads to the couple screwing in all the usual positions. Gonz (2009′s “Pubic Enemy“) cums across her face and into her mouth.

 

Following Jerry’s final word, he heads backstage to find the wardrobe girl, Courtney Cummz (2009′s “Cock Addicts“), waiting for him. “So, Jerry, want a blowjob?” she asks him. He does. Courtney’s looking pale and chunky. She gives Anthong Rosano a messy throat fucking, followed by multi-positioned screw all over his black leather couch. Courtney is a little too professional for my liking and I probably wouldn’t have ended on this scene. He squirts a load across her face and into her open mouth and she cleans him off.

No condoms.

No production dates given.

Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 24 Jun 2011 | Reviews

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