Blonde-haired beauty, Mila, first slinked onto the scene in 1996, appearing in a trio of Max Hardcore videos including “Max 10: Dirty Deeds”, ” Max 11: Tunnel of Lust” and “Max World 4: Let’s Party”. Max seemed to have found a kindred spirit in the young lady from Russia. Apparently drinking nearly 2 litres of Max’s urine, getting fisting and swallowing his semen (which has been deposited up her ass and farted into a champagne flute), seemed to be just the kink this gal desired. For whatever reason, Max’s distinct brand of rough, perverted sex seemed to flip a switch in her and she would spend the next eight years of her life trying to match his style, thus establishing herself as one of the most outrageous, most perverted, most sexually deviant gals ever to appear in front of the X-rated cameras.
When she retired in 2003, her rectum was so prolapsed from so much extreme anal that there was little doubt that she had done permanent damage to herself. Nothing hotter than a 30 year old in a diaper. Mila, nick-named The Queen of Nasty by her fans, set the bar so high in the kink department that very few women, even to this day, have yet to match her in her sheer audaciousness. When rumours circulated in the early 2000′s that Mila had possibly performed in some beastiality videos, few nary batted an eye. Sadly, I haven’t the time or the energy (or the interest, for that matter) to find out if it’s true or not.
Plotwise. Nadda. Cinema verite stuff here as a camera crew follows Mila (last seen around here in “Slutty Professor“) as she brings a bunch of b-grade girls back to her mansion in the hills for her own brand of rough, piss-drenched sex. This girl definitely took notes. Her style is so similar to Max that the only thing missing is a yellow leather couch and a bucket of puke. She opens every scene by pissing in the girl’s mouths, all of whom seem utterly surprised by it, not unlike how Max does it, and then she goes on to absolutely demolish the women’s vaginas, using her hands, dildos and whatever cock might be nearby. All in all, a good effort for those folks out there who like their sex with a rough edge.
On a technical level, the film suffers. ’Video calibration’ (the process of adjusting and aligning the technical parameters) appears on the screen a half dozen times throughout hinting at how utterly cheap and amateurish the production is. How did they not notice that, or did they simply not care? The quality of the video being recorded on isn’t the greatest either. It’s washed out and in a few spots, it becomes distorted, as if the tape was mangled. The audio is a mess also, as the sound of the nearby highway drowns out most of the voices. It’s so bad that the editor decides to swap it out in favour of an actual music track.
Sitting in front of her computer, Mila claims she met the first girl in a chat room on a site called, “something hot babes or something?” Sounds great, Mila. Is that dot.com or dot.net? She hails from San Diego and is a big fan of our nasty host. Mila names her Babyface because she’s “funny and giggly”. I knew her better as Jeanette in “More Dirty Debutantes 97“. She’s a giant, Amazon-type with long brown hair (in pig-tails), a chubby body and small tits. After some bubble blowing, Mila and Babyface go at it outside next to that bustling highway. Mila starts off in the gutter, pissing into Baby’s mouth even before the poor girl can get undressed. Later she shoves a speculum and two dildos into her, trying to open her up for a real cock. Dave Hardman (last seen around here in “Tight Ass“) arrives lending his real cock (albeit a malleable one) to the proceedings. It’s straight to the sex in a bunch of positions for the trio. Hardman desperately wants to butt fuck Babyface but her anus just isn’t co-operating. At one point, a clearly frustrated Mila even takes to pinning her down and baby-talking her through the insertion. It doesn’t work. It looks (and feels) like a rape and Dave Hardman seems to back off, screaming, “Shut up!” at Mila at one point. With that a no-go, Mila steps up, offering her heavily destroyed ass. Some rough rc ends with Mila delivering a monster Cytherea-like squirt across the courtyard. Dave loses it, sending a load deep inside Mila’s ass. She, as she does, pushes it out onto the ground. Her colon is mushroomed out so far out, I half expected it to hop on a passing bus and leave. Instead, a horrified Babyface is made to lick it. Dear god, what these women will do for money.
Next, Mila and the Danger boy crew are off to the airport to pick up the red-headed Russian, Katya. She’s very cute, with shoulder length frizzy strawberry blonde hair and a nice body. Her English isn’t very good and Mila seems to enjoy mocking her because of it. After goofing around at the airport including a sequence involving a mad dash to a van and letting an airport security official feel up Katya (remember, this is pre-911), they head back to Mila’s pad for some more courtyard sex. While licking her twat, Mila surprises her Russian friend with a mouthful of piss. Katya seems genuinely stunned, not quite sure whether to spit or swallow. Things only degenerate from there. Mila goes ballistic when Katya, clearly in pain, attempts to stop Mila from double pussy fucking her with a pair of dildos. “Move your hands. Move your fucking hands!” Mila screams at the top of her lungs, pushing and even punching Katya’s hands away. Bizarre! Crazy! Mila calms down a bit, using a drill on Katya’s butt and pussy.
Following the lesbian session, Mila and Katya get dressed and head inside where John Strong (last seen around here in “Spring Chickens 17“) and Dave Hardman are waiting. Mila shows herself out as the boys double up on Katya. “Fuck me hadda! Do you hearda me?” Katya says, while getting pounded. Mila decides to join the fray. When Katya attempts to touch her hand, Mila violently slaps it away. Damn! Apparently the Queen is not happy. After riding Hardman (stopping briefly to urinate on his cock), Mila steps away to let the boys double penetrate Katya. Strong gets a little of Mila before stroking off across Katya’s face and into her open mouth. Hardman hops up, squirting across Katya’s left cheek.
In the next segment, Mila and Jennifer Leigh are sitting outside smoking. Mila tells us that Jennifer was introduced to her by Dave Hardman. “We’re gonna rock her world,” Mila says. Jennifer (wearing sunglasses) is okay looking, has long blonde hair with dark roots, a tattoo that wraps around her neck like a collar, and two similar ones wrapping around her right ankle, small tits, thin body and some serious butt and facial acne. Mila starts off the scene by squatting and pissing on Jennifer’s face. The awkward giggle masking her shame. Some dildo play is followed by Earl Slate (last seen around here in “Nightschool Confidential“) and Dave Hardman joining the girl’s poolside for some fourway sex. The boys want Jennifer, so they trade up her pussy and mouth for a bit as Mila stands around screwing herself with her blue dildo and pissing. Mila gets double penetrated, with Jennifer doing ass to mouth duty. Mila and Jennifer get a face (and mouthful) of Dave and Earl’s cum. They take turns cleaning each cock and kissing.
The next girl on the docket, Jessi, is very attractive, has long brown hair, thin, smallish nice tits and a shaved pussy (minus one tuft). Mila is pawing and licking at her mere seconds into the scene and it’s looking really good. She breaks out a speculum and cranks it, giving us a special look inside Jessi, the person, the woman. Ug! When Mila attempts her usual piss antics, Jessi can’t turn away from her fast enough. “Move down a little more,” Mila says, attempting to line her up for a mouthful of piss. Yeah, Jessi isn’t having any of that nonsense. Mila’s urine spray ends up cascading across her shoulder and the ground. Well played, Jessi. Well played. Afterwards, the boys (Dave Hardman and Earl Slate) join them poolside for some fourway fun in the sun. Each guy gets a turn in each girl, with Dave ejaculating across Mila’s pubes as she rides him in rc. Jessi licks it up. Earl dumps his load across Jessi’s face as Mila pours candle wax on her body. Pulling free of Jessi’s hole, Dave lets us know that, yes, he’s enjoying his second orgasm. Sadly, he has no fuck juice left so we have to take his word for it.
Katya returns in the final segment and she’s looking for some payback or something. Dave Hardman, looking dapper in a suit, drags Mila off into the woods to meet with Katya. There’s some nonsense about Mila owing Katya some money. None of them could stop laughing long enough for me to really understand what was being said. Also, Katya’s inability to speak the language properly didn’t help. Doesn’t much matter, as it’s just an excuse for some rough sex. Lots of spitting and objects being inserted into Mila’s vagina and pussy. As all this transpires, Mila’s go-to stud, Hardman, stands around having sex with a rubber vagina. Yes, a rubber vagina. Mila squirts a small load across her towel and then is drilled (literally) in her vagina and ass with a dildo. See, it’s a dildo attached to a drill. Mila looks to be very uncomfortable (or in pain). At least she loosens up, as evidenced by the huge torrent of urine that follows the drill out of her pussy. The girls orally double-up on Hardman who rewards them with a face and mouthful of cum. Not really. more like a dribble, but the gals make the most of it by doing some snowballing. They clean him off.
Date of production: 08/17/1999.