It’s the standard contemporary porn thing; no plot, but a bunch of set-ups involving ‘teachers screwing students’. Badly acted, I might add. Only the third set-up is interesting, if only because it travels some capricious terrain; a teacher being threatened with a sexual harassment charge by a student unhappy with a grade. Usually it’s the teacher offering to up a grade in return for sex. It was kind of interesting to see the tables turned.

While Combat Zone has been known for producing some good movies over the years, this certainly is not one of them. Not even close. What exactly are they doing over there? First, get a better camera. The picture quality is so murky, the only sharp edge I could spy on my screen was the reflection of the end of the spoon I was gagging myself with. And what’s with the director yapping instructions in the background? Please, stop! Hey, director guy, Wizard, conjure a spell and make yourself disappear, or at least hire an editor. Jesus, what a mess this thing was.

With exams only two days away, teacher Mark Wood (last seen around here in “My Daughter’s Boyfriend 3“) is desperate to help his student (Nadia Noel) understand algebra. A quickie chalkboard run-through results in her actually conjuring up the right equation. “Why can’t you apply this on your tests though?” Wood asks her. Noel is still unsure, so Wood opts to edify her utilizing something she understands – sex. Yeah, don’t forget kiddies this is porn we’re dealing with here. Stand and Deliver this is not. Unzipping his pants and inserting his penis halfway into her mouth, he asserts, “That’s half a fraction.” Dear god! Wood and Noel run through the usual positions (doggy, spoon, reverse cowgirl), on top of an uncomfortable-looking desk. Nadia is cute, has long brown hair, a navel piercing, tattoo on her left inside wrist, a shaved pussy and small, perky tits. She keeps her dress and shirt wrapped about her waist for much of the encounter so we never really get a good look at her body. Wood is as jaded as ever, licking her asshole when it really wasn’t necessary. “Is this the biology part?” Noel says Wood, who proceeds to blast his genetic rubbish across her face and into her open mouth. Cute. She cleans him off. Wood assures her that she’ll probably pass the course. Sigh. What has our education system come to? Oh wait.

Jenner (with a freshly shaved dome) stops by Michelle Rica’s house to help her prepare for her English exam. Progress is slow, as Michelle seems more interested in instructing Jenner (last seen around here in “Boffing The Babysitter 6“) on another language – the language of love. Uh, so lame! “I’ll teach you something,” Rica mutters, while pulling down her dress and revealing her huge rack. At the director’s urging (shakes fist at the all too frequent occurrence of porn directors yapping from the sidelines), Rica goes down on Jenner, sucking on and tit fucking his sausage. Michelle is, I think, Mexican, has tanned skin, is chunky but not too chunky, has long black hair, a tattoo/birthmark on her left hand, exquisite big, droopy boobs (not as nice as Christy Canyon’s rack but pretty damn close) and a juicy butt that Jenner seems to love. He likes it so much, in fact, that he can’t resist a quick insertion and standing doggy screw, even before she can finish getting undressed. Christ, she hasn’t even finished removing her panties before Jenner has himself balls deep. Show some control, man! Eventually they stop, and Rica finally has a chance to get nekkid. They segue back into the sex, hopping into all the usual positions (doggy, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl), culminating with Jenner ejaculating across her sweater puppets.

Stumbling into his tiny office after class, student Natali Laroux confronts her teacher Lloyd Platinum about her ‘F’ grade. She’s assertive and the professor isn’t having it. “I think we both know what we’re going to have to do to get me that ‘A’, ” Natali tells him, while shoving her chest in his face. In pushing her away, his hand brushes up against her boobs. “You just touched your student,” Natalie informs him, in a tone so sober, it had even me shaking in my boots. Suddenly the situation has changed into something much more serious. Platinum has to weigh losing his teacher’s license (or, in Texas, going to jail for 100 fucking years), or having unbridled office sex with his excruciatingly easy-on-the-eyes female student. Um, guess which one he chooses? Natali is adorable, with short brown hair, a navel piercing, tattoo on outer left ankle, milky white skin, a shaved pussy and smallish tits. Again, the director can be heard barking orders in the background. He becomes so distracting that even Lloyd stops to look at him. Both Natali and Lloyd are fresh off the bus, so they both seem genuinely into the sex and even manage a slight rapport which is a nice change from the usual John Strong-like zombie fucking I’m forced to deal with on a regular basis. Don’t worry, that’ll change. They screw in doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and spoon. “Give me that fuckin’ ‘A’,” Natali blurts as Platinum ejects his creamy goop across her face and into her open mouth.

In the last segment, tattooed Guido John Espizedo (last seen around here in “Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody“) plays a fitness instructor (yeah, right!) who has grown frustrated with his less than motivated student, Faye Tality. She arrived late, and she’s hardly dressed for the occasion. He decides that sex would offer a better work out, and Faye, looking exceptionally trashy in a studded collar and barely-there T-shirt (Espizedo even refers to it as “ridiculous” at one point), has no problem with that. Even though she’s more than a little thick around the waist, her tits are droopy, and she isn’t really facially attractive, I still found Faye to be, possibly, the most interesting gal in the movie. She reminds me of a young C.J. Bennett. Definite last call material, but with a hint of a personality. She seems cut from the old school anti-establishment variety porn gal; numerous tattoos including wings on her back/left and right shoulder blade, lower back, right shoulder and both upper legs. She also has both nipples, her clit and her navel pierced. Espizedo doesn’t waste any time sliding into her, something that doesn’t seem to impress Faye all that much. “Am I deep in your pussy?” John enquires, to which Faye replies, nonchalantly, “Sure.” At least she’s honest. She also knows how to play for the camera, staring it down as she jackhammers herself onto Espizedo’s dick in cowgirl at 100 miles an hour. When the camera gets a little too close, she can be heard barking, “Look out!” The sex goes on a little long but it gives John a chance to build up to a healthy load which he unleashes across Faye’s tits. Before sending her packing, he tells her never to arrive in that attire again.

No condoms.

No production dates listed. Production Dates: Release Date: 5/6/2011

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