“6 Guys And A Tranny” is an absolute mess of a movie. The tranny lead, Tina, is a chubby, ugly and not worthy of a scene let alone an entire film. Her co-stars are a hodge-podge of old, bloated, balding gay men. The camera work is clumsy. The editing is crude. The sex is awkward and passionless. Even the title isn’t entirely accurate since only five guys actually engage in intercourse with Tina, while a sixth – a young black man – is shunned and forced to stand off to the side, masturbating. Tina won’t go near him, for reasons that are never made clear. Considering the fact that Tina steers clear of the two black guys present for much of the scene, I assumed some level of racism was at play. Later, though, she seems to warm to the lighter-skinned of the two, sucking his dick and taking him in her ass. Possibly there were problems on-set between Tina and the fellow. Who knows?

The transsexual, Tina, is chubby, older-looking, has shoulder-length reddish-brown hair and big fake boobs. She speaks Portuguese, so I suspected that the production was Brazilian, however, the guys all speak AmE, leading me to believe that she was probably flown in for the scene. The horror. Who would waste the cost of a plane ticket on this gal when there are so many hot trannies living and working in L.A.?

 

When the film opens, Tina is bathing in a hot tub. Apparently she’s trying to wash away the yuck. It’s not working. A quick phone call establishes that she’s going to have a busy evening. Considering how wretched her English is, I had trouble deciphering what she was saying but, I’m chancing a guess that she’s some kind of hooker or escort. An agonizing sequence in which we Tina gets dolled-up, segues into a lengthy shot of her slithering lizard-like into a large bed. The boys soon arrive (six of them) and circle her bed.

The guys include: a 20-something Latino greasy gangbanger type, with tattoos on both arms and one on his left pec; an older, overweight, bald biker-looking fellow with a goatee; a young, thin, black male with baseball cap turned sideways - letting us know that he’s gangsta (this is the fellow that Tina avoids like the plague); a middle-aged, balding Latino; a handsome, well-built, shaved-head black male; and, lastly, another 30-ish Latino with a tattoo on his upper left arm and left pec.

Minus the two black guys, every dick in the room gets a turn inside Tina’s mouth – and yet, somehow, they remain flaccid. She seems to favour the Latino greaser-guy, and spends most of the early part of the scene dragging her butt across the bed in his direction. A few of the guys try to penetrate her ass, but she’s too tight, and they end up slinking away in shame. “She’s tight as a mother-fucker,” the shaved head black guy mutters to nobody in particular. Eventually the greaser fellow is able to dig in, and afte an intense screw in two positions is the first to ejaculate on her ass. The remainder of the boys follow suit, taking a turn on her ass and dumping a load across it with all the passion and interest of working the assembly line of a car factory. The young black male, who spends much the shoot fully-dressed and lounging nearby in a chair, jumps onto the bed at the last second to deliver a load across Tina’s stomach before scrambling back to his corner. Tina doesn’t ejaculate.

 

Returning minutes later, Tina and the beer-bloated, goateed biker are snuggling in bed together. He sucks her cock and she strokes out a load across his face, open mouth and beard to finish the show. Is this what passes for eroticism these days? To each their own.

No condoms.

No production dates given.

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