Wouldn’t you know it, the hottest gal in “Boffing The Babysitter 6″ doesn’t have sex nor does she even take off her clothes. Jewels Jade, the buff, mature Latina who began her career in 2002 and has since evolved into all-kinds of hot, plays Otto Bauer’s sassy, take-no-shit wife who lays down the rules to her implied border-hopping babysitter, Emy Reyes, before sauntering off to work. So many possibilities unexplored. Whatever happened to spontaneity in porn films? In the meantime, we get four barely legal gals, none of whom strike me as being very bright, spreading their legs for a set of generic in-out sessions that never rise above warm. Ella Milano, who appears in the fourth and final scene, is extremely attractive and her ditzy, spunky attitude is somewhat refreshing but it’s not enough to make me want to screen this again anytime soon.

 

As with most anything by Devil’s Films, a specific theme (this time it’s barely legal babysitters screwing married/mature men) runs through a series of un-connected stand-alone scenes. In previous entries, the producers got creative and had a character cross-over from one segment to the next, but not this time, possibly hinting at how the series’ producers are getting lazy as the volumes stack up. The cheating angle is played up in the first, third and fourth scenes, while the second is content to have a babysitter screwing a piano tuner in a scene that is as boring as it sounds.

 

In the first, Alec Knight (2011′s “Superman XXX: A Porn Parody“) hams it up as a businessman who overhears a phone call and discovers that his child’s babysitter, Jesse Jordan, is playing him for a fool. It seems that, despite what she claims, she’s never babysat anything, let alone a baby, and that once he leaves she has every intention of turning his pad into party central. He’s pissed and orders her to leave. Jesse wants to take care of the misunderstanding in her own way. Since this is porn, her plans involve initiating sex. Knight must not be getting it from the wife because he goes along quite willingly. Jesse isn’t my cup of tea and that nasty scar running down the length of right shin, was distracting, but Alec seems to like her well enough and the scene turns out to be rather enjoyable. They screw in seven positions including a blowjob that turns into a deep gagging session complete with the director whispering instructions (distractingly) in the background. In the doggy-style position, Jesse appears to have an orgasm. “I’m cumming,” she squeaks, which sends Alec scrambling to get her into position to launch his own seed. What a jerk! Jesse’s dismayed “dagnabit!” facial expression speaks volumes as, instead of riding out her own orgasm, she’s forced to stop and hop off the couch and get ready for Alec’s. He expels a hefty load across her face and into her open mouth. She grazes his dick with her tongue but doesn’t go any further.

 

Who knew Jenner could play the piano? I didn’t. The set-up for the next segment seems to be designed entirely around showing off that fact. Piano tuner, Jenner, belts out a number before being joined by blonde Tessa Taylor, the babysitter. She bares a striking resemblance to Phyllisha Anne. As a pre-cursor to him feeling her up and instigating sex, he offers to teach her how to play the piano. She plays along, but never appears all that interested. not even for the sex. They screw in five positions before he blows a huge geyser-like load across her face and into her open mouth. He even nails the furniture behind Tessa. Wow!

 

On her way out the door, Jewels Jade attempts to get through to her new babysitter, Emy Reyes, who can’t speak English, that her husband (“Audrey Hollander Learns Kelly Wells What AssFisting Is” star Otto Bauer) is upstairs asleep and that she should not disturb him. Emy has no idea what she’s talking about and immediately wanders upstairs into Otto’s room. Looking to dump a pre-nap load, Otto is cranking it to a nudie magazine and Emy is shocked when she stumbles in on him. Otto plays it smooth, and motions for her to join him in bed. She does and even agrees to suck him off. This segues into a multi-positioned sexer. For a girl with a limited grasp of the English language, she certainly seems to know her English-language cuss words as evidenced by how many times she spouts them throughout the scene. Otto strokes off across her face and into her mouth after a good tussle. She cleans him off. I was really hoping that Jewels would wander in an catch them and, maybe, possibly, join in. Nope.

 

In the final segment, Joe Blow returns home from work to find his babysitter, Ella Milano, lounging in his backyard smoking a cigarette and texting one of her friends. When he discovers that she has left his kids with the neighbours, he flips. “I’m paying you ten dollars an hour,” he barks. Upon moving inside the house it isn’t long before the two are screwing. Yeah, that’s believable. Ella is an absolute stunner and her ditzy, playful, little girl posturing is a lot of fun. It’s hard to tell how much of it is an act, though. Blow screws her in a bunch of positions, including doggy which seems to send her (and him) over the edge. He launches almost his entire load into her open mouth and she spits it out. She wants a kiss but Joe isn’t having it. He scrambles off.

No condoms.

Date of Production (2257): None given. Release date: 8/2/2010.

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