Anyone following the news this past month has no doubt heard about Rikki Anderson aka Tera Myers aka Tericka Dye. She’s the science teacher from Parkway North High School in St. Louis, MO. who was forced to resign after it was learned that she had appeared in at least one adult video some 15 years prior. Forget the fact that she did nothing wrong, nothing illegal, and had the support of both students and parents; none of that mattered in the face of a rigid administration hell-bent on making an example of her. So she was shown the door for the second time in her life. Apparently a similar thing happened to her in 2006 in Kentucky where she was a gym and science teacher. Sigh. I could wax long on this topic, especially about how I feel she was so supremely wronged, however, a lot of better and smarter people have done that so I feel as though I’d be wasting my time. Personally I wish her the best in her future endeavours, as one harmless mistake should not taint a person’s whole life. She seems like a good person and she deserves better than what she’s gotten.
Anyway, this is a porn video site and I’m here to review her one mistake, Tight Ass. Actually, the iafd.com claims that she made at least four mistakes and a whole bunch of compilation mistakes but I don’t have access to them at this moment so I shall review the one I do have access to.
Plot-wise; Not quite sure about what’s going on here, but this is what I could figure out. Glyde, Hardman, Masters and Hatcher run a summer stock theatre company parked in some woods just off a major highway (hence the sound of rumbling cars handicapping the audio). Apparently they are a big deal, and young aspiring actresses have been travelling from far and wide to be apart of their outdoor productions. For pornstars Rikki Anderson and Menage A Trois, it’s a chance to go legit. Sadly, they, and every other girl arriving, soon realize that this troupe only has one thing on their minds and it isn’t the Shakespeare they keep reciting. Overall, it’s more of the same silly, weird stuff that John T. Bone (1996′s “Two Too Much“) was making right before he decided to pick up and move overseas. With the exception of Rikki Anderson’s involvement, this is mostly forgettable.
To start, acting coach Steve Hatcher goes over lines with a shaved-headed Candy Apples (2003′s “Violation of Briana Banks“) in the opener. They tire of Shakespeare and quickly get to the messing around… on a swingset… near a waterfall. Apples seems to be out-of-it here, remaining nearly mute throughout the entire screw. After an uncomfortable tussle on a soaked down wooden swing, they end up in the mud, with Hatcher balls deep in Apples’ ass. By the time Hatcher is ready to drop his seed across her face and into her open mouth, she is literally caked in dirt. She cleans him up afterwards and then backs up into the waterfall to clean herself up. You’d swear that Apples was playing a mental patient here. She’s even dressed like one.
Making their way from Hollywood, Menage Trois and Rikki Anderson, find themselves lost on the back roads. They eventually dig out a map and figure out where they are going. Man, life before GPS certainly sucked! Billy Glyde (2010′s “Cream In My Teen“) and David Hardman greet them outside a trailer with recitations of Shakespeare. Rikki rushes off to sign them in, while Menage makes small talk with Hardman and Glyde. Hardman (2006′s “Confessions of A Teenage Anal Queen“) is certain that he saw Menage in a porno called Tight Ass. She admits that it was her. Wow, irony just called. With nary a decent segue in sight, the three are naked and screwing in the dirt. Gentlemanly Hardman is already balls deep in her ass, before the scene has started, while Glyde is content to get rimmed. The boys eventually double penetrate her with Glyde getting the rear while Hardman settles for the pussy. They switch off for a bit so Hardman can enjoy some some dirtpipe fun. To finish, they cum in her mouth and across her face. She cleans them off.
Next, Alyssa Allure (1999′s “Tales From The Pink“), looking haggard and ghostly pale, is desperate to be apart of the company so she offers to screw Steve Hatcher (1992′s “After Midnight“) and Rick Masters (2007′s “Older And Stacked 4“). Lucky them. She blows them briefly, before engaging in some uncomfortable-looking double penetration sex on a bed set up in front of a stage. Alyssa, who is normally over-the-top, seems rather reserved here, almost sedated. She only comes alive briefly, screeching about how much she loves it when the boys decide to give her a double cuntal. They stroke off across her face and open mouth and she cleans them both up.
Blonde, uber-sexy, raspy-voiced Rikki Anderson is sitting out in a field going over Shakespeare’s Hamlet. Apparently she can’t seem to remember what comes after “To be…” so teacher’s Hardman and Masters offer to give her a lesson on how best to remember dialogue… sex. Yeah, it’s stupid. Anderson plays ditzy (or drunk) well, and has no trouble going along with their offers of a rough and randy outdoor threeway. If anything, she’s enthusiastic and she always seems to know where the camera is, throughout, which is either a good or a bad thing depending how “professional” you like your women. Rikki appears to have a genuine-looking orgasm while riding Masters in reverse cowgirl, going completely ga-ga and nearly falling off him at one point. They go into double penetration, and Rikki broncos and cusses (I think she says ‘fuck’ 20 times) her way to a second steamy orgasm. It’s hot! I like very much, please. Hardman and Masters stroke off across her face and into her open mouth. A former military cop, a former science teacher and a former porn star, who can fuck like nobody’s business, man, the chick is a whole package of awesome wrapped up inside a crate of cool!