I gotta hand it to Sydni Ellis (aka Nica Noelle), as she’s probably come the closest to making the kind of porn that I like to watch. There’s an effort to tell a story that seems, for the most part, genuine, which I dig. Also, Noelle lets the audience get to know the actresses through the characters they play, which is, in my opinion, a lot better than the usual vapid pre-interview gonzo drivel.

Looking to get over her recent divorce, Roxanne Hall (last seen around here in “Pubic Enemy“) and her rebellious daughter Chastity Lynn (last seen around here in “Bree’s Beach Party 3“) elect to take a vacation in the country. While Chastity isn’t excited about the trip (she wants Vegas) she eventually comes around when she spots the local stable boy Seth Gamble. During a dinner date, Gamble discovers that he’s more interested in Chastity’s mom. Seth’s dad Mark Wood also finds himself interested in Roxanne.

For sure, if you haven’t guessed, Roxanne is the true star of this film, and even though she has twenty years on the other females in the cast, somehow, she shines through as absolutely the most desirable woman of the lot. When she’s not on screen, the film seems to slow down to a dead crawl as we eagerly await her re-appearance. Not bad for a woman who started doing porn when I was still in grade school. 

Upun arriving in the country, Chastity meets Seth Gamble, and immediately arranges a dinner date between her, her mom (Hall), Gamble and his dad (Wood). Even though Hall is reluctant, the date turns out to be fun. The next day, as Gamble and Chastity go riding, Wood stops by to visit Hall. They have a nice long discussion about how they are both single and haven’t gotten any in awhile. It leads into the inevitable sex scene, of course. Hall plays coy, but eventually she melts. Wood (last seen around here in “Official Friday the 13th Parody“) and Hall have worked together on other projects in the past, but they were either group scenes or full-on orgies. Here they are allowed to go one-on-one and it’s extremely hot. This is how you do a good sex scene! There’s a wealth of experience between the two and it comes out as Wood and Roxanne lay waste to the bed in a half dozen positions. Wood ejaculates on her back.

Seth Gamble (last seen around here in “This Ain’t Charlie’s Angels XXX“) and Chastity Lynn {cute, shoulder-length honey blonde hair, nice body, navel piercing, Lotus on lower hip} hang out at the ‘stable boy quarters’, and after some less-than-inspired chit chat, Gamble and Chastity get it on. Less interesting and more mechanical that the previous tryst, I found myself looking for the fast-forward button. They run through the usual positions, cowgirl and missionary, and he cums on her stomach. They kiss and snuggle.

The next day, Gamble is chatting about Roxanne and Chastity with his two friends, Mickey Mod (a rail-thin black guy) and gay-for-pay guy, Wolf Hudson (in a nonsex role). Zoe Voss, a short, dark-haired, pretty-looking gal, with a tattoo on her right hip, happens by and asks Mickey to go riding. They segue back to the quarters (I think?) and screw. It’s a very slow, meandering scene that opens with a lot of heavy breathing and kissing. They screw in a trio of positions; spoon, doggy and mish, ending with him pulling out and cumming on her tummy. A pointless, throwaway scene that adds nothing to the main story.

Later that night, Gamble stops by to visit Chastity, even though it’s Roxanne he really wants to see. Chastity is out shopping, so Roxanne invites him in. Things get a little weird when Hall tries to kiss him and he opts to leave. No worries, he quickly comes to his senses. They have like one of those Body Heat moments, and end up in the bedroom, where they go at it. Unlike her earlier tryst with Wood, this one has less energy…. or maybe it’s passion it has less of? They run through the usual positions, mish, spoon, cowgirl and spoon, but they really don’t generate anywhere near heat from Hall’s earlier tussle. Gamble cums on her stomach to end it. They kiss. A good effort of from Sydni. I can’t wait to see what she has up her sleeve next.

No condoms.

Production dates: 04/30/2010 and 05/20/2010.

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