With the late Chico Wang the helm, you can almost bet that things will sink to a new misogynistic low – and they do. Lots of gross ass-gaping, pussy slapping, spitting in the woman’s face, and even one scene involving black girl Kapri Styles taking a double dose of cock in her ass even though she looks to be doing anything but. On the other hand, there’s a pair of scenes that I found to be surprisingly fun and lively.
Blonde, leggy, small-tiited Chelsie Rae (last seen around here in “Devil Wears Leather“), wanders into a room in the first scene, yaps something about loving nature, and then bends over on a small leather couch waiting to be serviced. Is that erotic? Within seconds a trio of guys lead by Brian Surewood enter and fill her holes. No hello. No, ‘Can I buy you dinner?’, this is straight to the sex and it’s, yeah, boring. Steven French (last seen around here in “Girlvert 8“), looking like Ken Wahl, and James Deen, looking young, are the other two cads and neither has been known for showing much by way of passion, so you basically know what you are in for. Not much to write home about, as they move through a bunch of positions in fine robotic fashion, including dps, flying dps, ass to mouth action and some cock-in-face cheek stretching. Things turn idiotic midway through, as Chelsie and the boys start clucking (Spring Chickens, get it? Sigh). The boys stroke off across her face and into her open mouth. At Chico’s urging, she proceeds to swallow, followed by more clucking. Moronic.
Liv Wylder (last seen around here in “Passionate Love“), a moderately attractive, small titted, shaved, frizzy haired blonde is only too happy to show off her ass for Chico in the next scene. More clucking. WTF. Seriously? Sascha (last seen around here in “Nikita’s Extreme Idols“) enters and forces her to her knees for some deep gagging silliness. Things get a little messy, but eventually it segues into a fairly standard by-the-numbers sexer. Liv takes it in the ass, as per requirement, but any heat that could have been generated is immediately killed thanks to Liv’s insistence on yapping about chickens. There’s some of the messy Gag Factor-blowjob action and hair pulling that raincoaters love so much, leading to Liv getting an open mouth facial. Sasha is shooting blanks, and when Liv swallows, you almost feel cheated.
Tattooed cutie, Riley Mason, introduces brunette Jaylynn Sinns (credits: Tara) next. She has Jaylynn sit in the corner and watch as she takes on James Deen(last seen around here in “Bar Pussy“) in a screw that gets surprisingly rough. I have to admit, I found this segment strangely appealing. Mason and Deen have plenty of energy and the scene works for awhile. Eventually things become repetitive and run out of steam. Jaylynn soon joins in, doubling up on James, before Riley takes a seat and watches as Deen and Sinns fuck it out. Lots of energy, mixed with fine looking players, ends with Deen shooting off a fairly big load across Jaylynn’s face and into her open mouth. Riley licks her clean. More clucking. Good scene.
Kapri Styles is cute; and looks to be a mix of black and Asian. She has a dildo jammed up her coochie, in preparation for her scene. Chico and her discuss what they are going to do, namely anal. Chico wants a double anal but Kapri is afraid ‘everything might come out’. Nice visual. After a quick edit, Kapri emerges standing in front of a bed. She announces that she’s going to do double anal today. Apparently Chico upped the paycheck. John Strong and Brian Surewood (last seen around here in “Slutty Professor“) come into the scene and before long we’re off to the races, with very little by way of any actual passion or emotion. The guys aren’t long trading off her holes in dp, eventually arriving at the much anticipated double anal. Kapri can’t take it, and things finish just as it gets going. Don’t worry, there’s hours more dp and ass to mouth action to wade through. A couple more double anal attempts are made but, it’s too tight and they eventually abort. The boys stroke off across her face and into her open mouth.
Whitney Stevens, a brunette cutie with nice breasts and a shaved pussy. She must have had a break-out, as much of her face is covered in acne, which she, through a pound of make-up, tries to cover. Talon (last seen around here in “Confessions of a Teenage Anal Queen“) and Brian Surewood arrive to move things along. It’s the usual dp trade off, ass-to-mouth stuff you’d expect. Talon is both loud and aggressive here, and Whitney plays keep up, even though it’s not the least bit believable. The boys stroke off on her face and into her open mouth. A lemon is squeezed into her mouth and she swallows. She looks like she wants to cry at the end. Very bizarre.
Spaniard Rebeca Linares (credits: Rebecca Linares) in a schoolgirl uniform, jumps around outside on a basketball court. She’s pretending to be a chicken. “This is stupid,” she says. Finally someone has said it. Once inside, things start to heat up as she strips. Very beautiful woman. The hulking, Mohawk-headed Jean Pallett enters and the two get to work. It’s a rough and fun screw, with Rebeca play-slapping Jean everytime he slows down. Eventually we get to the anal portion, and it’s equally fast paced and there seems to be some chemistry between the two. Rebeca does the required anal gaping and ass to mouth junk, before taking his globby genetic rubbish in her mouth and across her face.
Bonus Scene: Hung Lo and Christina Aguchi.
Dates of Production: 9/8/2006 – 9/17/2006.