With a budget as skimpy as the typical SoCal babe’s bikini, “Bree’s Beach Party 3″ still proves to be a worthwhile effort from Jim Malibu and company. It’s impressive what a little surf music, some stock footage of guys riding humongous waves and more juicy butt shots than you can shake a stick at, can do for a film’s overall production values. As a vehicle for Adam & Eve contract star, Bree Olson, the series is right up her alley — it’s a jovial jaunt, as light and fluffy as its obvious source material, namely those 60s era Frankie and Annette beach party flicks, right on down to the Archie comic transitions and character names.
While Bree Olson is a super-cute blonde, with a natural, not-too-thin, body and a great attitude, she’s grown increasingly more “professional” with each new production. She appears to be going through the motions more than enjoying it, but her energy level is always high, which makes for some good scenes from time to time. For me, the one who steals the show is former Buttwoman, Alexis Texas. As Bree’s arch nemesis, Countess, Texas absolutely dives into her villainous character. She’s a big ball of temptation: cocky, sassy, wicked eyes, and an ass so juicy you’ll be hitting slow-motion on the slow-motion just to look at it. By the time the film ends, you’ll be wondering why Countess doesn’t have her own beach movie series. She is the quintessential bad girl and, sorry, but when it comes to porn, I like my girls bad. Really bad.
In this, the lastest (and supposedly last) instalment of the of the trilogy, Bree and Frankie (Alan Stafford) had themselves a major league break-up. Frankie left, only to wind up on an island with a witch doctor and some hot to trot gals. He fucked them, of course. Bree, not to be outdone, wasn’t about to let her sudden independence go to waste, hopping into the sack with a horny paramour, Duke. When part 3 kicks in, Bree and Frankie have made up… kinda. They are still angry with each other for screwing around but they appear ready to let it go. A snag arises in the form of jealousy, as Frankie scampers off to give Alexis Texas some surfing lessons, and Bree is left simmering, fearing that her hot guy might end up in the sack with Alexis.
And given Frankie’s track record, he just might. No worries, Bree has another hot guy, Kris Slater (last seen around here in “Official Friday the 13th Parody“), whom she brings back to her shack and fucks. Hey, she’s a slut. That’s what sluts do. Back at her place, Bree isn’t long out of her yellow bathing suit. She lays back on the couch to have her beaver lapped. It’s the usual oral exchange, followed by Bree giving Kris a sloppy, messy blowjob. She hops on for a steamy short reverse cowgirl and cowgirl screw. “I’m a slutty beach girl. I love to get fucked,” Bree mutters, while riding the Slater sausage. Some doggy-style sex results in Slater blasting his spunk across Bree’s face and into her open mouth. She cleans him off.
Later that afternoon, Frankie has finished training Alexis Texas. As they chat, one of Frankie’s pals, Danny Wylde (last seen around here in “This Ain’t Avatar XXX“), happens by. Alexis has definitely caught his eye. She invites them to come by her place later for something to eat. A parting slow-motion shot of Alexis Texas’ ass as she walks away might qualify as the hottest scene of the movie. This woman would definitely give Ariana Jollee a run for her money in the whose-got-the-sexiest-ass category. God, it’s sexy! This single shot is sexier than some whole gonzo films I’ve seen. Leaving me to wonder why the fuck do producers not shoot more stuff like this? Simple. Easy. Oh, because somebody has to shoot Erik Everhard’s dick going in and out of a pussy at 100 miles an hour. Yawn!
Down the beach, Frankie is hit on by a pair of horny lesbians, Chastity Lynn and Addison Cain. Shockingly, he declines their offer of sex, so they scoot back to their pad to work out the sexual tension by licking each other’s pussies. The whole scene, which looks bleached out, unfolds in slow-motion, with some dream-like after effects being layered over the main image. There’s also a song reminiscent of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon which replaces entirely the central audio. It almost feels like one of those softcore deals you might find playing on Skinemax at 2:30 in the morning. Not a very good scene.
Later, as the sun sets on the horizon, Danny Wylde catches up with Alexis Texas, who is making herself a cold drink. She’s more interested in Frankie, but settles for Wylde when she learns that he’s not coming. They screw right there under the tent, in what looks to be an open cantina. Texas gets her rump shaking pretty good as she sucks off Wylde. Now that’s talent. Before long, she’s doing that booty shake on Wylde’s condom-covered cock as it endeavours to hump her pussy from behind. When she hops on for some cowgirl, things really get good as her booty seems to every which way as it bounces on Wylde’s long dick. In missionary, Alexis’ hot little pussy does what it is supposed to, and Wylde is forced to pull out and dump his hot spunk across Alexis’ stomach.
Following the sex, Bree is confronted by Texas, who promptly informs her that she’s going to make a move for her man. Pissed over the matter, Bree knows that deep down Frankie’s true feelings lie with her. Alas, that doesn’t stop Texas from asking a local, Dane Cross, where she can find Frankie. Cross is sympathetic to Bree and agrees to send Texas on a wild goose chase, offering her a map to an underground cave where he is sure Frankie is hanging out. As a thanks, Texas gives Cross her bracelet, and a parting shot of her juicy ass as it walks away from him. Thank you, god! Dane’s girlfriend, Faye Reagen, informs Bree where she can find Frankie.
Later that night, Faye and Dane are sitting around a small campfire down on the beach. After a brief discussion about hoping Bree and Frankie work it out, Dane produces the bracelet that Texas gave him and offers it to Faye, who in turn thanks him by screwing him. It’s the usual oral sex, followed by a rather intense cowgirl and reverse cowgirl screw on a plastic, inflatable mattress. At one point, in the sixty-nine, Faye notices that the bracelet has fallen off, so she stops everything to get Dane to help her get it back on. Afterwards, Dane and her hump it out in about four positions, before Dane absolutely drenches her face, hair, tits, neck and open mouth with semen. Faye looks more perturbed than turned on. Dane comes clean about the bracelet, causing Faye kick him to the curb.
The next morning, Bree finds Frankie (Stafford) on the beach writing in the sand. The two work decide to work things out which leads to the inevitable Bree Olson/Alan Stafford screw. Bree appears surprisingly into it, dirty talking and deep-gagging on his sizable sausage. She gets out of her daisy dukes and eventually they trade oral favors. “Oh baby, it’s so much. It’s so much,” Bree squeals as Stafford slips his extra thick cock up inside her in doggy. They screw some more in missionary and cowgirl, and it’s about as hot as it gets. Stafford’s ripped body and six pack abs are a nice contrast to Bree’s womanly frame. Bree is soon begging for Alan to cum on her and he does, pulling out of her in spoon and coating her tits with his genetic cargo.
Even though it’s not the best in the series, it’s still better than most of what’s out there. Now, guys, hurry up and get to work on that Countess movie.
Only Danny Wylde wore a condom. The rest of the guys decided to go bareback.
The DVD includes images, a BTS section which features Bree and Alexis talking to the camera. Nicole Ray also talks and poses. Too bad she wasn’t in the movie more outside of her background cameo. There’s also a bonus scene with Lexi Belle and Alyssa Reece from Bree and Teagen (scene 4).