Salami In A Bottle 4
2000. 70 mins. Randy DeTroit Productions (AVS)
Director: Randy De Troit. Cinematography: Randy De Troit
Starring: Chartruse, Monty St. James, Randy De Troit and one uncredited girl.
The notion of making a series of movies in which the high-point of each volume is a guy sticking his dick inside a jar, is insane. Yes, even on a conceptual level, it’s bizarre. Enter Randy De Troit, one of the biggest perverts and niche market connoisseurs working in the adult business, and the idea starts to seem less crazy. Randy’s got a big fucking sausage and the sight of him sliding it inside a small glass opening, only to let it grow and grow and grow — and then trying to pull it free, and all the weird and uncanny shapes and dimensions it takes on as it attempts to liberate itself, yeah, that’s something that should appeal to someone. Who? Well, I’m not sure about that but I’m not going to judge.
I have to admit, I approached this film with a touch of trepidation. Cock and ball torture, or any kind of indignity that can be done to a penis, of which niche this fits into, has never appealed to me. However, I’m a fairly big Randy De Troit fan, so I was willing to give it a shot.
Technically, the film is a mess. Even though he appears to be using a better camera this time around, the images still look washed out. For the early part of the video, Randy (or his editor) elects to go with a split screen for most of the action. While it adds an extra something to the scene in the beginning, it soon becomes a distraction and before the encounter ends, Randy will have abandoned it entirely. No doubt he, or the editor, got bored. The actual salami into bottle insertion happens midway into the film and then it, like the split screen, is also discarded in later scenes.
The first girl up and the one which actually gets to play the push-and-tug-the-bottle-on-Randy’s-cock game, is red headed Chartruse. She has pale skin, long red hair, a tongue piercing, is thin, very sexy and has a noticeable patch of thick red hair on her bush. Prior to the sex, Randy (naked) asks Chartruse (silver dress, no panties, white high heels) her name. “Oh yeah, I’ve heard of you,” he tells her. He doesn’t care and minutes later he’s trying to get her to screw a small bottle onto his dick. It doesn’t take, so they go a little bigger and it still doesn’t work. Randy decides that his pecker needs a pre-bottle insertion workout, so he slides up beside Chartruse, pulls up her dress, and immediately gets to work fucking her hot pussy. Chartruse looks a little shocked by just how forward Randy is, but she doesn’t stop him. He’s a gentleman, so he stops briefly to eat her hairy snatch before moving back behind the helm. She sucks his cock too, before breezing through some more positions including doggy and spoon. In missionary, Randy’s split screen perfectly captures the ecstasy and pain etched on Chartruse’s face on one side, while on the other, the image of her pink innards as they get pummelled by the sheer awesomeness that is Randy De Troit. A quickie moment with the bottle and another failed insertion leads to some more steamy cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and missionary love-making. Chartruse appears to cum in missionary. They stop to get back into the bottle play and this time their persistence pays off. His cock is semi-hard and Chartruse is forced to screw and screw until the pop can sized meat slab slowly becomes enveloped by the cold, transparent object. Chartruse seems to be quite impressed that such a big thing can fit inside such a small opening. Once inside, Randy, who takes note of just how hot Chartruse is looking, can’t help but get even harder — growing and growing until his massive erection is practically filling up the small container. Then he instructs his young scarlet-haired lover to slowly try to pull the bottle off his engorged cock. What a man! She is reluctant, but at Randy’s insistence, she starts to tug away. As she pulls, his cock begins to take on an elongated rope-like shape — one that looks like it’s ready to rip apart. She persists, and soon his bulbous head is pulling free of it’s makeshift prison. An extended close-up shot of his suddenly freed cock (red and pulsing) is quickly interrupted as Chartruse moves down and swallows it up inside her mouth. They follow up with some intense and passionate missionary which sends Randy around the bend. His beaten up pecker manages to unleash a torrent a cum across her face and into her open mouth. She gives him some post cum head.
Chartruse returns in the next scene, which finds her being auditioned for something by Randy’s friend, Monty St. James. Chartruse seems to light up to St. James, who is handsome enough, with blonde hair (balding at the top), a goatee and a fairly good body. The scene is mainly filler, as they don’t actually screw. Monty and Chartruse perform some mutual oral sex followed by some fancy finger work, leading to Chartruse taking a face (and mouthful) of Monty’s genetic rubbish.
The last gal on the docket is a non-credited Latino hottie. She looks Mexican or Puerto Rican, has pale skin, long thick and messy black hair, and a nice body. She has some acne around her mouth and neck, but aside from that, she’s actually kind of cute. For tattoos; there’s some text across her left tit and a design on the inside of her right wrist. She looks bored to start, as Mr. De Troit gets to work spreading her legs apart and salivating on her spicy twat. Randy lays back and it’s her turn to do some sucking, taking Randy’s over-sized monster in her mouth. Randy, once standing at full attention, is not long rolling her over to stuff his cock into her side saddle. They shift into doggy and, despite the smile on her face, the gal admits that she’s having trouble vaginally accepting his… girth. Eventually the pain subsides and she starts to groove on the massive dong trolling her lady hole. Missionary is the last position as Randy’s rabid animal fucking leads him to hopping up and erupting across the gal’s acne covered face and neck. Despite the sleaziness of the scene, Randy seems rather hot afterwards, muttering, “That was great, huh?” The gal, who is covered in man spunk, can only smirk at the camera. “Okay, cut!” I guess that says it all.
“Salami In A Bottle 4″ is another ultra-obscure Randy De Troit title, with nary a mention on any adult film tracker sites. As usual, the iafd.com seems to be the only oneslisting it.
It is available on at least one vendor site. If you’re looking for something different, or if you like cock and ball torture, then you’ll probably enjoy this. Technically it’s still not up to acceptable standards but it is better than a lot of the stuff he’s put out.